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Jessica Clark in her Panties for James Macari of the Day

James Macari is the photographer who shot the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover… Jessica Clark is some girl in some video her produced…running around in her panties…getting ready in a way that no girl I’ve ever woken up next to has ever got ready…but in their defence, they were terrified and couldn’t get out of there faster….you know trying to put the pieces of their night together…making me feel less of a romantic and more of a creeper who took advantage of some wasted chick… All this to say, fashion videos are better than real life…

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Jessica Clark in her Panties for James Macari of the Day

Nina Agdal Bikini Campaign of the Day

Nina Agdal is an overrated immigrant hooker who has managed to get into a pretty relevant magazine for Swimsuit companies, and thus has booked at least one or two campaigns, using her silly looking retard head, to sell bikinis….she’s also used that magazine to get herself unprotected sex with Adam Levine, tainting her amazing body, the only thing she had going for her…cuz that retard head is just too handicapped to really fall in love with…but I guess these are decisions people make for security, when swept up by the industry and made famous, especially when they are immigrants and don’t any better. They just hear American music and swoon, even shitty American Music like Maroon 5…so when she finally comes to America…she figures she should let America and the pop culture it pollutes the world with should come to her…it’s really just per being patriotic to her new home.. Either way, here she is in a bikini campaign and it’s boring as fuck.

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Lindsay Lohan In A Swimsuit Is Bad News

Yikes. So much for hoping that Lindsay Lohan was finally starting to turn things around, or her having some of the best sideboob in the business . Because these pictures of her in Ibiza kind of put an end to both those arguments. Unfortunately, it looks like those freckled funbags of Lindsay’s are heading in the same direction as her career these days, and both are going south fast. I mean, I still hope she can get back to where she used to be, but it’s going to take a lot of hard work and dedication. I’m talking about her funbags, just to be clear. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Paris Hilton’s Booty In A Swimsuit!

I’ve never been a fan of PDA, unless me and the Little Tuna are involved, but for some reason I can’t look away from these pictures of Paris Hilton making out with some dude at the beach. Besides the obvious, that Paris’ booty is by far her best “asset” these days, it’s kind of like rubbernecking at a car accident. I just hope that dude’s going to be OK, and that he’s got good health insurance to deal with whatever he probably just caught. So don’t be too jealous, and just be glad you get to enjoy these pictures from a safe distance instead. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Eva Herzigova Could Use A Little Work

Since I know that you perverts dig former supermodels as much as I do, here’s Eva Herzigova showing off that 41-year-old booty of hers at the beach. Now, I know she’s not quite in vintage form anymore, otherwise she’d be rocking a bikini, but I’m still seeing enough to make me feel very happy and nostalgic right now. You can feel nostaglia in your pants, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Amy Childs’ Cleavage Show

Can anybody explain to me why Amy Childs isn’t a household name in the US yet? Because between me regularly promoting her and those massive funbags that pretty much speak for themselves, you’d think this busty British hottie would be a big star by now. But instead, the media keeps pushing “celebrities” like that porn star Kim Kardashian instead of somebody with real talent like Amy here. Or wait, should that be talents? Either way, it’s time we got our priorities straight. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kelly Brook Shakes It To Blurred Lines

I’ve always dreamed of having Kelly Brook over for a pool party, but for some reason, she hasn’t accepted my invitation yet. I know, I’m just as surprised as you are. I mean, who doesn’t want to share a kiddie pool with a Speedo-wearing blogger? Anyway, at least Kelly gave us the next best thing though: video of her shaking it to “Blurred Lines” in a swimsuit. If you ask me, it’s a pretty nice consolation prize. Enjoy.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Boring Bathing Suit Line of the Day

Here’s a fucking stretch for you….Alessandra Ambrosio launched her Bikini line…that I have feeling is put out by the people at Victoria’s Secret. There’s no way they would let her do a bikini line of her own without their involvement. They own this bitch and she’s got contract upon contract with them – that it would never happen….but then again, they probably own all the bikini manufacturers overseas, and anyone making a bikini, is indirectly making Limited Brands and Victoria’s Secret money… Either way, signature brands are hot right now. Milk our celebrity. Let us choose a style and worry about nothing else. Lend our name. Collect checks…makes sense. What doesn’t make sense is how fucking boring these pics for the collection are. You would think the world would realize – bikini pics are boring…step it up…add some flavor…take it up a fucking notch….this is the instagram era, we’ve seen too many bikini pics. This “pretty in a bikini” bullshit is depressing to look at…especially knowing how high budget this one…lazy fuckers. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINI CLICK HERE

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Yara Khmidan Will Blow Your Mind

You know how I always say sometimes there’s just nothing sexier than a hottie in a white t-shirt? Well, that goes double or triple if she’s wearing nothing but a white t-shirt, like Yara Khmidan here. Because we’ve seen the Ukrainian hottie in lingerie , bikinis , and swimsuits before, and I’m telling you this is hands-down her best look. Hmm, actually scratch that, maybe this is. Either way, enjoy.

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Yara Khmidan Will Blow Your Mind

You know how I always say sometimes there’s just nothing sexier than a hottie in a white t-shirt? Well, that goes double or triple if she’s wearing nothing but a white t-shirt, like Yara Khmidan here. Because we’ve seen the Ukrainian hottie in lingerie , bikinis , and swimsuits before, and I’m telling you this is hands-down her best look. Hmm, actually scratch that, maybe this is. Either way, enjoy.

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