Cara is like “Rihanna, Selena Gomez, Michelle Rodriguez – oh yeah I f****ddd”! Selena Gomez Spends Her 22nd Birthday In St. Tropez With Cara Delevingne Doesn’t look like Selena Gomez missed Justin Bieber on her 22nd birthday. The actress/struggle singer celebrated with a lot of fun in the sun in St. Tropez with party girl model Cara Delevingne paying her plenty of attention. This guy she’s holding hands with is supposed to be her new boyfriend, Tommy Chiabra but it looks like the three of them have a blast together. FameFlynetPictures/AKM-GSI
Cats are very popular with other animals these days. This Saint Bernard really wants to be pals with this kitten… this feline is happy to be licked to adorable death by a deer… and the following cat is in heaven because he’s hanging out with his best friend. Who just happens to be a horse. Posted by Alexandra Meulemans, the footage features some serious nuzzling from two seriously unexpected pals. But who are we to judge?!? They sure do look happy, don’t they? Horse and Cat Snuggle And the same can be said for the following animals. The cat and the horse featured above are just taking after the relationships seen below: 14 Animal Friendships We Did NOT See Coming 1. Cat and Lynx Well, this is adorable. Check out a photo of a cat and a lynx who have become best friends at the zoo in St. Petersburg, Russia.
Ever wonder what Billy Bob Thornton thinks of Cupcake Wars? No? Well, listen up anyway! The actor makes some profound points in the following video. Taken from his appearance on Oprah’s Master Class Sunday, the Fargo Season 1 star uses reality television to explain his problem with humanity in general these days. “We’re living in a time that’s just become judgmental and everybody wants to see failure,” says the ex-husband of Angeline Jolie . “They want to see people knocked off the hill. “You can’t have a television show without a competition because they want to see who cries this week and who goes downhill, who gets kicked out.” Billy Bob Thornton SLAMS Cupcake Wars Does Thornton think we need a series about cupcake recipes ? No. But, okay, fine, great. You wanna air one? No problem. HOWEVER… “Does it have to be a f-cking competition? Do you have to have cupcake wars? And I’m sure people who have been in war kind of take offense to that because seriously, it’s not that goddamn dangerous to make a cupcake.” The 58-year old makes some salient points, don’t you think? I guess I’m just really ready for people to kind of settle down and know each other again and root for each other as opposed to look for the faults in each other,” he concludes, adding: “There’s a lot of great stuff in life from the top to the bottom and from the left to the right. Life is magical and I guess my thing is I wish that people wanted that magic.” We wonder what Thornton thinks of the following reality television shows: 13 Reality Shows That Have Actually Existed 1. Sex Box Sex Box is actually a show. It will air on WEtv and it will feature couples having sex. In a box.
The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from last week showed the “actress” looking as though she was several months pregnant with an unwanted booze baby. Since then, Lindsay has been posting constant selfies, and attempting to mold her various sags and protrusions into something that might pass for a human female form. On the left, we’ve got Lindsay using her tongue to clean last night’s coke residue from her hair (Waste not, want not!), and on the right the Master of Deception attempts to conceal the drink/cigarette/crack pipe in her hand by cleverly extending her arm off camera. We kid. She’s probably just pointing out local points of interest like that bar where she slipped in her own vomit, and that other bar where she slipped in someone else’s vomit. In fairness, Lindsay looks better here than she did last week. But then again, the Courtney Love swimsuit photos look better than Linds did last week, and we’re pretty sure Courtney’s been legally dead for months. Fortunately, Lindsay is still doing all of her partying in Europe, where recent highlights include Lohan falling down drunk at an Italian film festival. So these days she’s kinda like the situation in Gaza. Technically not our problem, but eventually the rest of the world might expect us to get involved. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photos! 1. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Image Linds rocks a bikini in Italy. She’s certainly looked better!
I did a post drooling over this Brazilian hottie Ashley Sky here a couple months ago, but I’m not sure what went wrong, because we’re not Twitter dating yet. I guess she’s too good for me or something (and she’s probably right). Anyway, I’m still in love with her either way, so here’s Ashley showing off that killer body of hers in a swimsuit. And who knows, maybe if I keep this up long enough, she’ll eventually become a future ex-Mrs. Tuna. Because I think the two of us could make each other very unhappy someday. Fingers crossed. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Toni Garrn is another one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards. You know his fake model girlfriend that has been added to his list of Fake model girlfriends…that just make us think that models aren’t models at all..but rather prostitutes working in the Brothel that is Victoria’s Secret…. Girls don’t like fucking their co-workers exes, even when their exes are Leonardo… I think the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret is going to need to find a few more A-Listers to send their girls to…just to dilute the vagina pool from Leo’s semen… It’s just too much Leo, that he should be the one wearing the panties in their Catalog, since whenever I look at their models, that’s pretty much all I see…his residue cheapening their stock…
Abbey Clancy is a WAG, which I guess you could easily confuse for a hooker, because that’s kind of what Soccer players go for. You know the kind of babe who can seduce one of these fuckers when she was a cocktail waitress, only to have him get her into the media and on TV…. Her story is way different though, she’s not like those other girls…this one actually has a pro football playing brother, who may have opened some doors for her to open her legs, something apparently she’s still good enough at…. You know, the kind of girl who did it on her own, in 2006, she was on a reality show which coincidentally is the same year she started dating her husband….but I’m sure he had nothing to do with it.. And really, it doesn’t matter, because she’s showing plump otter labia busting out of her panties which getting out of her car…and I love that shit..even when it’s shit…seriously.. Give me a Labia busting out of a panty any day, and I’ll be happy..kind of like Abbey Clancy when it comes to wallets to fuck…but in her defence she’s put in 8 years with the guy, there a comes a point where that wallet fucking isn’t really wallet fucking at all…she’s paid her dues people…now look at her vag. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
The first model I remember jerking off to was Elle Macpherson. It was 1989, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit was awesome and celebrating their 25th year. They released a VHS tape and I watched the shit out of it. I assume their was at least one nipple exposed, back when exposed nipples mattered more than they did today, because not everyone was exposing their nipples, it was reserved for top tier high paid models, not that models ever get paid to do Sports Illustrated Issue, but in that era it was actually a honor to be selected, now they’ll just use any pig that has a lot of internet heat… Doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Elle Macpherson exists, she’s my favorite thing about Australia…and the reason I love Australian girls, despite their abrasive white trash accents…and now, well into her 50s…she’s fucking awesome…and I’m still a fan, but maybe because I have a hard time moving on with my life, I should go reflect on that…while you look at this ass. I don’t believe this is real. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
For those of you who aren’t old enough to remember, Paulina Porizkova here is a Czech model who was really big in the ’80s. She’s also a former SI Swimsuit Issue cover girl, but considering how great she still looks in a bikini, she could be in next year’s issue too if you ask me. Anyway, I just read that Paulina’s turning 50 in 2015, but I don’t believe it. That booty looks at least 20 years younger! I guess I’ll just have to do some hands-on testing of my own to know for sure. You know, for science or whatever. Photos: Fameflynet
Porsha is still not here for Wendy …. Porsha Williams Disses Wendy Williams So it’s not secret that Porsha Williams isn’t too fond of Wendy Williams after the host called her “less than smart” to her FACE and a “dumbbell” for not getting pregnant while married to Kordell Stewart. With those disses in mind, Porsha who’s currently a host on “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show” on Dish Nation, took a little dig at Wendy for her “strong face” and dubbed her Ving Rhames. During a segment on the show called “Bikini Watch,” Porsha and her fellow hosts praised the bodies of famous women like Rihanna and Brandi Glanville in swimsuits. When a photo of Wendy celebrating her 50th birthday in a bikini popped up however, Porsha let the disses fly. Rickey Smiley: “Not today.” Gary: “Oh we love Wendy because we want to be on her show one day.” Porsha: “Oh Please! No we don’t?” Rickey: “Porsha, you and Wendy Williams got beef?” Porsha: I thought that was Ving Rhames ya’ll said so why are we talking about Wendy?” Shots fired! Check out the diss below.
