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Victoria Justice Needs Instagram Lessons

I know I’m supposed to support  Victoria Justice no matter what, since she’s always been one of my favorites. But here she is posing in some graffiti-filled alley like every other boring wannabe Insta-model, and if it wasn’t for her extreme hotness, these pictures would put me to sleep. It’s not entirely Victoria’s fault though. These pictures could be 100 times better if she just had a more creative photographer. Like, say, one whose phone camera takes great pictures and who knows all her best angles… Call me!

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Alexis Ren’s Booty Is Total Perfection

As the founding member of the Official  Alexis Ren Booty Appreciation Society (TM), it’s my sworn duty to alert you guys whenever there’s new pictures of everyone’s favorite professional Insta-hottie. So here you go: more pictures so hot, they’re liable to melt your phone if you’re not careful. Enjoy!

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Miley Cyrus Is A Wannabe Flower Child

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really starting to hate this whole wholesome country star thing that  Miley Cyrus is going for these days. I mean, does she really think photoshoots of her fully-dressed in a field is going to sell more albums than paparazzi shots of her hitting the club in nothing but a pair of booty shorts and nipple pasties? Sex sells. Wholesome doesn’t. Trust me on this.

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Torrie Wilson Is Fit A F%ck At 42

I don’t do a ton of posts on  Torrie Wilson anymore these days. Probably because the former WWE hottie isn’t wrestling anymore, and it’s way too easy to get distracted by all the professional Insta-hotties competing for our attention. But I’m happy to report that Torrie is still out there and still working, and all that hard work she puts in at the gym is definitely paying off! Because if you ask me, Torrie looks better at 42 than most of the Insta-wannabes out there who are half her age. Damn! » view all 14 photos

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Miley Cyrus’s Labour Day Bikini

I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird sh%t over the years: dolphins , oversized inflatable pool toys . But before you ask, no, I’m not jealous of this dude in the giant pink pig head. I mean, sure, the lucky bastard got to live out one of my dreams: standing within 5 feet of a bikini-wearing Miley Cyrus . But just look at the tiny eye holes on that thing. I’ve got a much better view from behind my computer screen.

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Victoria Justice’s Panty Peak

Before you ask, no, I’m not entirely sure why Victoria Justice is jumping on a bed and flashing the camera here. And obviously I’m way too lazy to look it up. Besides, that’d just take away from me doing much more valuable work: creeping Victoria’s Instagram for even more great pictures of the hottie. Oh, and as an added bonus, I also included her recent performance on that Lip Sync Battle show below. Huh. Maybe I’m not so lazy after all.

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Demi Lovato Squat Position

I’ve never really figured out what people see in  Demi Lovato . I mean, there’s tons of pop stars out there and most of them are way hotter. Maybe her music is good? Hahahaha. Sorry. I crack myself up sometimes. Anyway, I figure hopefully if I stare at this picture of Demi doing some deep knee bends for long enough, eventually I’ll see it too. Wish me luck!

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Demi Lovato Squat Position

Demi Lovato Squat Position

I’ve never really figured out what people see in  Demi Lovato . I mean, there’s tons of pop stars out there and most of them are way hotter. Maybe her music is good? Hahahaha. Sorry. I crack myself up sometimes. Anyway, I figure hopefully if I stare at this picture of Demi doing some deep knee bends for long enough, eventually I’ll see it too. Wish me luck!

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Bella Thorne Won The VMA’s By Not Being There

I know it was the MTV VMAs last night or whatever, but honestly, I don’t really care about who won for Best Auto-Tune. Instead, let’s focus on something that actually matters: like Bella Thorne shaking her ass in a bikini all over the place, next to a trash can, at the buffet table, by the pool. Now that’s something actually worth celebrating! Enjoy. » view all 27 photos

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Meet Instagram Model Valentina Fradegrada And Her Amazing Bikini Style

I know it’s been a while since I’ve introduced you guys to any new Insta-hotties, but I’ve got a new one for you all today: meet Valentina Fradegrada . According to my sources, she’s some Italian bikini model, and I don’t know about you, but I’m 100% in love. With Valentina, sure, but also with whoever dreamt up this new, underboob-revealing bikini design she’s wearing. It’s possibly the best thing I’ve seen all week. And Valentina’s not half bad either. » view all 12 photos

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