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Kendall Jenner Is Still A “Model”

Posted on August 24, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess  Kendall Jenner ‘s taking a quick break from pretending to be an athlete for Adidas to pretend to be a “professional” lingerie model again. And don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for Kendall that she gets to live out her dream. I just wish it involved wearing more actual lingerie. I mean, how else am I supposed to live out my dream of getting kicked out of every Starbucks bathroom in a 25 mile radius of my mom’s basement? You’ve got to give me more to work with here, Kendall.

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More Emily Ratajkowski Hotness

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still don’t really understand how some tech billionaire or pro athlete or rich and famous actor hasn’t taken Emily Ratajkowski off the market yet, but hey, I’m not complaining. Because every day she’s still single means another chance to see more pictures of her perfect booty on Instagram. And it also means yours truly has still got a chance. We’re talking a 0.00000000001% chance, but I’ll take it!

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Hannah Ferguson’s Booty In A Thong Bikini

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know I like to rag on the fact that anybody with a smartphone, a bikini, and a mirror can become a “model” these days, thanks to Instagram. But then I think about it this way: when anyone can be an Instagram model, that also means that every real model has to be on Instagram. Which gets us amazing Insta-shoots like this from  Hannah Ferguson . And just to be clear, more bikini pictures from super-hot supermodels wins out over fewer bikini pictures every time. So, enjoy.

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Jennifer Lopez Cougaring In Paper Magazine

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Jennifer Lopez is trying to stay relevant even though she hasn’t had a hit single in years? All I know is, I haven’t done a post on her in practically a year, and now here’s J-Lo showing off her booty for Paper Magazine . And maybe it’s just me, but it kind of looks like she’s in drag, right? Anyway, I know it’s probably tough out there for an aging hottie, so if J-Lo wants to feel young again by hooking up with a younger man, she knows where to find me: in my mom’s basement. » view all 12 photos

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Natalie Portman Naked For Dior

Posted on August 19, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know I haven’t done a post on  Natalie Portman in years, but that’s just because she went and did something I just can’t support — AKA having two little brats. Talk about selfish, right? Anyway, the good news is, it looks like Natalie’s finally done pretending to be a devoted mom and hired a nanny or something like all the other normal Hollywood MILFs. And now she’s back to being a world-class hottie again. Because this shoot she did for Miss Dior is the best thing I’ve seen from Natalie in years. Welcome back! It’s been too long.

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Maria Sharapova Gets In A Swimsuit

Posted on August 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t realize something called Hamptons Magazine even existed. Probably because I live in my mom’s basement and not in some exclusive beach community. But the good news is, we don’t need to live in the Hamptons to enjoy this swimsuit shoot that professional tennis hottie-turned-Insta-hottie Maria Sharapova did for their latest issue. I don’t know about you guys, but I feel classier already.

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Maria Sharapova Gets In A Swimsuit

Posted on August 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t realize something called Hamptons Magazine even existed. Probably because I live in my mom’s basement and not in some exclusive beach community. But the good news is, we don’t need to live in the Hamptons to enjoy this swimsuit shoot that professional tennis hottie-turned-Insta-hottie Maria Sharapova did for their latest issue. I don’t know about you guys, but I feel classier already.

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Bella Thorne Teases Some More

Posted on August 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

According to my sources, this video of Bella Thorne showing off her booty in white short shorts is from behind-the-scenes at the Teen Choice Awards. Which makes sense, because if I was still a teenage Tuna, I’d definitely choose to watch that GIF on repeat until my eyes permanently crossed. Luckily, now that I’m an adult, I’m a little more responsible. I’ll probably just watch it for the rest of the afternoon instead.

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Danica Patrick Keeps Her Body Fit

Posted on August 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really follow NASCAR, but I guess Danica Patrick ‘s racing career must be coming to an end? Because judging from these pictures, it looks like she’s attempting to transition into a career a professional Instagram workout hottie. The competition’s pretty tough — probably way tougher than NASCAR — but if Danica works hard and keeps posting gym booty shots, she might have a shot. Good luck! » view all 12 photos

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Kate Upton’s Massive Funbag Goodness

Posted on August 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not entirely sure where this amazing GIF of Kate Upton attempting to cover her massive funbags with a towel is from, and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up. Also, right now I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Kate was able to find a towel big enough to cover those puppies. It must be an XXL or something. It’s just a shame it wasn’t a hand towel instead. Now that would’ve been a real story.

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