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Josephine Skriver Will Blow Your Mind

Apparently now it’s  Josephine Skriver ‘s turn to show just how hot she can look wearing a cowboy hat and not much else, and I’m happy to report the answer is “Extremely.” I don’t know why Victoria’s Secret decided on a Western theme for these latest photoshoots , but honestly, as long as they’ve got hot supermodels in lingerie, they could do a dumpster diving theme for all I care. » view all 11 photos

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Gender Neutral Halsey Does Playboy

I guess Playboy must really be hurting for “celebrity” models these days, because that’s the only reason I can think of for why they asked former up-and-coming pop star/hottie   Halsey to pose for them for their latest issue. It’s not like she’s a major draw or household name or anything. And yeah, I’m sorry, but if you ask me, they could’ve picked any Insta-hottie/professional “influencer” at random and this shoot would’ve turned out 20 times hotter. Oh well. There’s always next issue.

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Alicia Vikander Gets Sexy For Elle Magazine

I’m not sure if you guys remember, but back in the day, I predicted that  Alicia Vikander here would be a huge star . And well, now here’s the Swedish actress on the cover of Elle ‘s September issue. So yeah, looks like my prediction came true. Then again, I also predicted I’d have my own place and a supermodel wife by now, but hey, one out of two ain’t bad!

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Alicia Vikander Gets Sexy For Elle Magazine

Alicia Vikander Gets Sexy For Elle Magazine

I’m not sure if you guys remember, but back in the day, I predicted that  Alicia Vikander here would be a huge star . And well, now here’s the Swedish actress on the cover of Elle ‘s September issue. So yeah, looks like my prediction came true. Then again, I also predicted I’d have my own place and a supermodel wife by now, but hey, one out of two ain’t bad!

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Flaunt Magazine Ruined Halsey’s Hotness Forever

I don’t know what it is with these chicks and chopping off all their hair. I guess it’s supposed to make them look edgy or something? But I thought that’s what the tattoos and wearing lingerie in the streets was for. Anyway, Halsey here used to be an up-and-coming pop star hottie , but after this Flaunt Magazine shoot, I’m not so sure anymore. Call me when her hair starts growing back in again. » view all 14 photos

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Victoria Justice Does A Bikini Good

I love Victoria Justice as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert, but I’m glad to see she’s given up on that emo art project of hers and started using Instagram the way it was meant to be used: AKA posting bikini pictures and leggy travel pictures. So congratulations Victoria, you’ve finally officially graduated to professional Insta-hottie status. Feel free to update your resume accordingly.

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Bella Thorne’s Topless Nipple Instagram And More

According to my sources, the Teen Choice Awards were held in LA last night and Bella Thorne showed up with her ex or something and blah blah blah, who cares, because I’ve got way more important news to share with you all today. Like the fact that Bella finally #freedthenipple on Instagram. I always knew this day would come! Time to break out the champagne and box of Kleenex I’ve been saving for the occasion.

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Nicola Peltz Belongs In A Bikini

I feel like it’s been a while since we’ve heard from  Nicola Peltz , but back in the day, she used to be one of my favorite up-and-coming blonde nobodies. Anyway, I don’t know what she’s been up to lately, but I guess her acting career didn’t take off quite like Nicola and her agent hoped. On the plus side, it looks like she’s definitely got a promising future as a professional Insta-hottie and/or millionaire arm candy, and I wish her all the best pursuing those careers. As long as she keeps posting more of these amazing bikini pictures, that is. » view all 12 photos

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Feminism Has Ruined Katy Perry

I could’ve sworn the last time I did a post on  Katy Perry , she was actually looking kinda hot. But I just came across this photoshoot the wannabe Madonna, Jr. did for W Magazine , and this great cleavage shot aside, it’s pretty disappointing. I don’t know why hotties are always cutting off all their hair like this! Don’t they get how much harder it makes it for us dudes on the Internet to properly “enjoy” their busty photoshoots? I mean, obviously, I’m still going to do it. But that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

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Classic Olivia Munn Naughtiness

I’m pretty sure  Olivia Munn is still single , but I’m too lazy to look it up and double-check. And besides, even if she isn’t, I’m sure she will be in another month or two. Anyway, point is, I’m trying to help Olivia out here in her search for love a rich sugar daddy, by posting this throwback photoshoot she did for GQ back in 2010. Remember how good she looked when she wasn’t pretending to be a “serious” “actress” and just embraced being a hot nobody? Let’s bring back that Olivia, please.

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Classic Olivia Munn Naughtiness