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Doutzen Kroes Topless And Hot

I don’t know why  Doutzen Kroes never became more famous. I mean, she’s got an amazing body, she’s a total five-alarm pants fire, and it always seems like she’s posing topless (or pretty damn close to it). I honestly don’t know what this Dutch super-hottie missing. Except maybe a set of rich parents willing to buy her magazine covers and runway gigs. I keep trying to tell you guys, the modeling business is a total joke these days.

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Nina Agdal Hikes Up Her Swimsuit!

In case you haven’t been paying attention, my former #1 favorite hottie Nina Agdal has been making a serious hotness comeback lately, and here’s a little sample of her latest work: her posing in a swimsuit, with a cute pooch, topless. It’s pretty much Nina’s Greatest Hits. The only thing we’re missing is her posing in lingerie and/or with her favorite blogger. Maybe next time.

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Nina Agdal Hikes Up Her Swimsuit!

Kristen Stewart Has Lost Her Mind And Hair

Now this is disappointing. Just when I was finally starting to come around on  Kristen Stewart and admit she’s been looking kinda hot these days, she apparently went and cut off all her hair. I assume it’s for a movie, because otherwise she needs to fire her hairdresser ASAP. Either way, now she just looks like a younger, grumpier Pink. Too bad.

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Ariel Winter’s Juicy Booty In A Thong Bikini

I’ve gotta say, I’ve always been really impressed by Ariel Winter . While all the other former child actors out there are busy trying to have “careers” or become pop stars or something, Ariel here is going a different route: future professional hot nobody. And I fully support it. Anyway, here she is spending her Memorial Day hard at work putting on a bikini booty show. Her tongue action needs a little work, but as long as she keeps practicing and working hard, I’m sure she’ll get the hang of it eventually.

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Olivia Munn’s Sweet Firm Tush

A couple months back, when we first learned that Olivia Munn had broken up with that loser quarterback she’d been dating , I predicted that we were going to start seeing a lot more of Olivia. And I’m glad to see that I was right, because here she is showing off her bikini booty on social media. I guess she must be looking for a new rich boyfriend or a new gig, and even though I can’t offer her that first one (at least, not until my Burger King coupons vest), I have been looking for a new personal bikini assistant for the summer… Call me, Olivia!

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Bella Thorne’s Bikini Hoedown

I know most of you guys probably have today off for Memorial Day, but not me. I’m still hard at work, and luckily, so is Bella Thorne , AKA the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat. So while you lazy bums are busy grilling and/or day-drinking, here’s Bella working it in bikini for all you perverts fans. See, when you like your job as much as me and Bella do, you don’t mind putting in a little extra overtime. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos

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Bella Thorne’s Bikini Hoedown

I know most of you guys probably have today off for Memorial Day, but not me. I’m still hard at work, and luckily, so is Bella Thorne , AKA the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat. So while you lazy bums are busy grilling and/or day-drinking, here’s Bella working it in bikini for all you perverts fans. See, when you like your job as much as me and Bella do, you don’t mind putting in a little extra overtime. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos

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Hunter King’s Sweet Cleavage Show

I know most of you guys probably don’t get to sit around in your mom’s basement office watching TV all day, so you probably never got to see  Hunter King do her busty blonde thing on whatever soap opera she used to be on. And that’s a real shame, because Hunter was a great actress… to watch in the background on mute. Anyway, here’s a recent photoshoot from her and stay tuned for more, because I’m predicting big things for this hottie. And for once, I’m not just talking about in my pants region.

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Christina Milian Shows Off Her Kitty

OK, so I know this probably isn’t what you perverts were hoping for from that headline, but before you report me for false advertising, you’re going to want to check out this sexy Polaroid photoshoot that Christina Milian did for Galore Magazine this month. Speaking of which, who do I talk to about introducing Christina’s cute kitty to the Little Tuna? I think we need to set up a playdate.

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Ariel Winter’s Booty Show Continues

Sorry to post this disgusting picture of  Ariel Winter making out with someone who isn’t yours truly, but as long as you can ignore the loser she’s dating, there’s a whole lot of chunky booty in this picture for you sickos who are into that kind of thing. Pro tip: if you zoom in enough, it’s like the dude isn’t even there. (You’re welcome.)

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