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Gisele Bundchen Models Shoes In Lace

I’m too lazy to look it up and double-check (also, that would eat into valuable pants-around-my-ankles time), but I’m pretty sure this latest  Gisele Bundchen photoshoot is for some shoe company. And I’ve never really understood why these companies get a hot supermodel like Gisele to model their shoes. I mean, yes, she’s super leggy, but the last thing I’m looking at right now is her feet. Complete waste of money, if you ask me.

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Bella Thorne Booty Shaking GIFs

I hope you guys are sitting down, because I’ve got some big news: I have another round of GIFs of Bella Thorne shaking her booty for the camera and teasing us with some underboob on Snapchat. Although actually, now that I think about it, I guess the bigger news would be if Bella went a full 24 hours without giving us one of those two things, considering it’s pretty much become a daily occurrence for her to shake her ass on social media these days. So, yeah, you’re going to want to make sure to stay tuned for more breaking “news” just like this. Don’t go anywhere.

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Bella Thorne Booty Shaking GIFs

I hope you guys are sitting down, because I’ve got some big news: I have another round of GIFs of Bella Thorne shaking her booty for the camera and teasing us with some underboob on Snapchat. Although actually, now that I think about it, I guess the bigger news would be if Bella went a full 24 hours without giving us one of those two things, considering it’s pretty much become a daily occurrence for her to shake her ass on social media these days. So, yeah, you’re going to want to make sure to stay tuned for more breaking “news” just like this. Don’t go anywhere.

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Bianca Balti’s Sexy Fashion

I’ve never understood why people do “fashion photoshoots” — I mean, isn’t the point of a photoshoot so we can drool over the model, not the clothes? Anyway, here’s the lastest shoot from Italian hottie Bianca Balti and you know, I think I might finally be starting to get the appeal. I mean, obviously I’d still prefer to see Bianca model a hand-bra than a sweater, but it’s hard to argue with pictures like this … Continue reading

Madison Beer Did Coachella

I know  Madison Beer only turned 18 like a month ago (well, technically 46 days, but who’s counting?), but she’s already a total pro at this whole hot nobody thing, wearing see-through tops to Coachella and showing off that sexy stomach of hers. And I’ve got to say, I’m impressed. If she can keep this up, she’s a lock for Tuna Rookie of the Year. And I’m going to need to buy another pack of Costco sweatpants. Yow.

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Doutzen Kroes Bikini Goodness

Practically every time I do a post on  Doutzen Kroes , I wonder why the Dutch hottie hasn’t become a bigger name in the modeling biz. As far as I can tell, she’s got everything it takes: a perfect body and… yeah, that’s pretty much all it takes. Anyway, the only thing I can think of that she’s missing is a C-list blogger boyfriend to show off for the tabloids. I mean, it can’t hurt to try, right? Call me! » view all 17 photos

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Nobody Loves Alexis Ren More Than She Loves Herself

For a while there, I thought I was  Alexis Ren ‘s #1 fan. I was doing weekly, maybe even daily posts dedicated to her and her booty, talking up how she was my favorite Insta-hottie, even saying how she could be a Victoria’s Secret model someday. But after this latest round of Insta-hotness I realized I got it wrong. Because turns out, nobody loves Alexis like Alexis loves herself. Oh well. I’ll settle for being #2, I guess.

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Kate Upton Does Naughty Britney

According to my sources, there’s an entire show on TV right now dedicated to celebrities lip-syncing. And I was all set to write some TV producer a congratulatory email about how they’ve finally managed to find something even lamer than Carpool Karaoke . But then I saw Kate Upton “perform” Britney and uh, yeah, nevermind. If you ask me, they should turn this into it’s own 24-hour channel. Encore!

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Naked Underboob

Just in case any of you guys didn’t believe me yesterday , when I was saying how Alessandra Ambrosio is still hands-down one of the hottest women in the supermodel biz, I’m pretty sure this photoshoot she did for Narcisse Magazine ought to settle that argument once and for all. You’ve heard of a mic drop? Well, pretty sure this counts as a pants drop. Continue reading

Peyton List In A Little Bikini

I know I’ve done posts on this Peyton List hottie before, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever creeped “researched” her Instagram. And I’m happy to report that she looks just as good in “candid” selfies as she does literally everywhere else. Phew. I’m sure you guys were all worried, right? Continue reading