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Bella Thorne See Through Nipple Action

I’m pretty sure Bella Thorne must own stock in Apple or Samsung or something, because her Snapchat has been so good lately , it’s been overheating my phone along with my pants region. And now here she is doing an entire “photoshoot” in a totally see-through… shirt, I guess? Either way, I hope Bella’s getting a cut, because I’ve been burning through phones almost as fast as I’m going through sweatpants these days. Yow!

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Sophie Simmons Is Working Social Media In Her Bra And Panties

I know sometimes I like to rag on  Sophie Simmons , and point out that she’s really only C-list “famous” because her dad is Gene Simmons. But then I remember that things like the fact that long tongues probably run in the family and I run a website that could help her wannabe modeling career, and you know, maybe I was wrong about all of that… Because after these latest shots, I think Sophie’s definitely got a promising future. Or at least, I’d be willing to see what me and the Little Tuna could do to help out. Call me! Continue reading

Bella Thorne’s Nipple Ring Snap

Well folks, it finally happened. After all those days, weeks, months of me trying to get definitive visual confirmation of Bella Thorne ‘s new nipple ring, she finally went ahead and showed it off on Snapchat. It’s an Easter miracle! …That’s a thing, right? Either way, if anyone out there’s still doubting that Bella is the #1 Snapchatter of all-time, I think this officially settles it. Bravo. Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Booty Tease

I’m pretty sure  Alessandra Ambrosio has to be in her mid-to-late 30s by now (which is practically triple digits in supermodel years). Plus she’s got two kids. So you’d figure her A-list supermodel days are pretty much over. But then I see a photoshoot like this one and realize that Alessandra’s still got at least 10 years left. Even if I’ve only got about 30-45 seconds. Enjoy!

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Booty Tease

I’m pretty sure  Alessandra Ambrosio has to be in her mid-to-late 30s by now (which is practically triple digits in supermodel years). Plus she’s got two kids. So you’d figure her A-list supermodel days are pretty much over. But then I see a photoshoot like this one and realize that Alessandra’s still got at least 10 years left. Even if I’ve only got about 30-45 seconds. Enjoy!

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Ariel Winter Sl%ts Up Coachella With Some Underboob

According to my sources, Coachella started up again over the weekend, which is pretty exciting stuff. Not because I’m into the lineup of acts who were performing or anything. But I’m very into the lineup of hot nobodies going there to get photographed by the paps. For instance, here’s Ariel Winter showing off some serious underboob and bikini action, and getting a standing ovation from me and the Little Tuna. Encore!

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Emily Ratajkowski Works It Real Good

Because no holiday weekend would be complete without new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski showing off her booty (and/or bikini body), here’s a quick update from everyone’s favorite professional Instagram model: she went to Coachella and looked super hot doing it. Big surprise, right? Anyway, since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I decided I’d go ahead and add on one of her photoshoots to this post too. That way, everybody goes home happy. Especially the Little Tuna. Enjoy. A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Apr 14, 2017 at 10:29am PDT A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Apr 15, 2017 at 1:31pm PDT

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Hailey Clauson Booty Show

According to my sources (AKA my calendar), I’m told it’s Good Friday today, so I’m guessing a lot of you guys probably aren’t at work right now. And that’s a good thing, because these latest pictures from  Hailey Clauson are so hot, I guarantee you’re going to have trouble keeping your pants on. And I know not everybody’s office has a lax “no pants” policy like mine does. Enjoy. Continue reading

Rita Ora Is Fit As F%ck

If I’m reading this cover right, I guess Rita Ora gave  Shape Magazine  some of her signature workout tips when she made their latest cover. And judging from the photoshoot, I guess it involves using a stripper pole, hanging upside down, and… deep leg stretches ? Anyway, I don’t know how well that’ll work for their readers, but it’s definitely working for me. Yow! Continue reading

Candice Swanepoel Is A Booty Tease

I just went back and checked, and this is the first post I’ve done on  Candice Swanepoel in months. Practically a full year. And I think that tells you all you really need to know about the state of the modeling business right now. When we get weekly photoshoots from wannabe fake models like Bella Hadid and go months without any new pictures from an actual stone-cold super-hottie like Candice, something is seriously wrong with this business. And here’s hoping it corrects itself soon, because I don’t know about you perverts, but I’d love to see more where these came from on a weekly daily hourly basis.

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