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Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobie Grab

I know a lot of you guys out there think I have the best job in the world, considering I get to write nonsense about hotties in lingerie all day in between naps. And I used to think that too. But then I saw this picture of  Emily Ratajkowski ‘s personal funbag assistant. And trust me, I’d trade 10 years’ worth of naps for an hour working that job. Hell, even 30, 45 seconds would do. Continue reading

Bella Thorne Is A Hot Blond!

I’m not sure what this latest Bella Thorne photoshoot is for, but I’m not going to lie, I’m a little jealous. After all the posts I’ve done on her, some other lucky bastard gets to photograph her rolling around in bed? My phone takes great pictures! Anyway, I guess I just have to come to terms with the fact that the closest I’m ever going to get to seeing Bella naked in bed is looking at this photoshoot with my nose an inch from my computer screen. Oh well. Good enough!

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Olivia Munn’s Profile Is Quite Busty

As you guys probably know, I try pretty hard to stay away from any of that celebrity gossip crap and just focus on what’s really important (AKA celebrity bikini pictures). But according to my sources,  Olivia Munn and that loser quarterback she was dating have broken up. Which means I bet we’re going to start seeing a lot more of Olivia in the next few months, starting with this Cosmopolitan Mexico cover. And that’s always important news as far as I’m concerned.

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Selena Gomez Gets See Through

I don’t know what Selena Gomez is working on these days, but I’m definitely working on a five-story pants tent right now after seeing these pictures of her wearing a see-through shirt out in the desert somewhere. And if you ask me, this is a pretty good look for Selena. She should totally rock it more often. Preferably for some higher-quality photographs next time though.

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Bella Hadid Does Terry

Well, I tried. I constantly reminded everyone that  Bella Hadid only had one go-to look , and was only getting modeling jobs because of her rich parents. But I guess there’s no fighting it anymore. Because according to my sources, Bella just did her first photoshoot with Terry Richardson for something called Porter Magazine , and I’m pretty sure that officially makes her a model now. I guess I just don’t understand this business anymore. » view all 15 photos

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Sara Jean Underwood’s “Classy” Leg Spread

Out of all the hot nobodies and Insta-wannabes I post on this site, I’m pretty sure  Sara Jean Underwood has to be my favorite. So I have no clue how she hasn’t managed to land herself a rich boyfriend/meal ticket yet. Come on. Just look at how elegant and classy she is! What rich billionaire wouldn’t be interested in this? I mean, if spreading your legs in a bikini and pouring bottled water all over yourself isn’t classy, then I guess I just don’t know what is.

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Instagram Model Keilah K Has Nice Chesticles

Not gonna lie, I can’t tell you guys much about my latest Insta-find Keilah K here. Well, besides the obvious: that she’s got a killer body and that her bikini pictures are likely to overheat your phones and your pants regions if you’re not careful. Hell, I don’t even know her full name. But don’t worry, that’ll change once she agrees to become the next ex-Mrs. Tuna. Keliah K-Tuna’s got such a nice ring to it, don’t you think? » view all 11 photos

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Instagram Model Keilah K Has Nice Chesticles

Instagram Model Keilah K Has Nice Chesticles

Not gonna lie, I can’t tell you guys much about my latest Insta-find Keilah K here. Well, besides the obvious: that she’s got a killer body and that her bikini pictures are likely to overheat your phones and your pants regions if you’re not careful. Hell, I don’t even know her full name. But don’t worry, that’ll change once she agrees to become the next ex-Mrs. Tuna. Keliah K-Tuna’s got such a nice ring to it, don’t you think? » view all 11 photos

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Elsa Hosk Topless For Some French Magazine

I’ve never heard of this Madame Figaro magazine before, but I might have to sign up for a yearly subscription after seeing this cover shoot they did with one of my favorite leggy Victoria’s Secret models Elsa Hosk . Because I’m pretty sure this random French magazine shoot is 100 times hotter than anything those so-called mens’ mags have put out in months. » view all 13 photos

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Elsa Hosk Topless For Some French Magazine

Elsa Hosk Topless For Some French Magazine

I’ve never heard of this Madame Figaro magazine before, but I might have to sign up for a yearly subscription after seeing this cover shoot they did with one of my favorite leggy Victoria’s Secret models Elsa Hosk . Because I’m pretty sure this random French magazine shoot is 100 times hotter than anything those so-called mens’ mags have put out in months. » view all 13 photos

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