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Jojo Levesque Flaunts It For Fault Magazine

I guess Jojo must be trying to make her annual comeback again, because after not hearing anything from her for almost a full year , here she is in the April issue of Fault Magazine . I don’t know what she’s up to these days, and I’m way too lazy to look it up, but I’m guessing she must have a new single or new album coming out or something. Personally, I’ll take a few more of these new photoshoots instead.

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Instagram Model Morgan Lux Has A Thumb Sucking Problem

I know you guys probably think I just spend most of my day scrolling through Instagram with a hand down my sweatpants. And OK, you’re not entirely wrong… But that doesn’t mean I’m not also working too. For instance, I just made a major discovery while looking through a few of Morgan Lux ‘s latest Instagram hotness for “research.” See, it turns out she’s got a big thumb-sucking problem. And lucky for her, I think I can cure her. We just need to get her to start associating her thumb with something else — like the Little Tuna — and I guarantee she’ll be so grossed out, she’ll never want to put it in her mouth again. Works everytime! ❤️ A post shared by Morgan Lux Back Up Account (@highest.heaven) on May 30, 2016 at 6:35pm PDT » view all 11 photos

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Instagram Model Morgan Lux Has A Thumb Sucking Problem

Charlotte McKinney Busting Out In Some French Mag

I don’t know much French, but I’m pretty sure the cover of this French mens’ mag is calling Charlotte McKinney “the new Pamela Anderson .” And if by that they mean busty, blonde, and frequently naked, then sure, I guess. But if they mean “capable of sending a generations’ worth of young boys into an early puberty,” then sorry, but not a chance. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the naked photoshoot as much as the next perv, but let’s not say things we can’t take back.

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Torrie Wilson Is A Hot 41-year-old Cougar

I know being a wrestler doesn’t technically make you a professional athlete, that’d be kind of like me calling myself a professional journalist. But there’s no question that all those years with the WWE definitely helped  Torrie Wilson keep in great shape, because she’s looking better at 41 than most hotties half her age. And trust me, I should know. I spend 99% of my day looking at them on Instagram. Enjoy! » view all 12 photos

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Torrie Wilson Is A Hot 41-year-old Cougar

Torrie Wilson Is A Hot 41-year-old Cougar

I know being a wrestler doesn’t technically make you a professional athlete, that’d be kind of like me calling myself a professional journalist. But there’s no question that all those years with the WWE definitely helped  Torrie Wilson keep in great shape, because she’s looking better at 41 than most hotties half her age. And trust me, I should know. I spend 99% of my day looking at them on Instagram. Enjoy! » view all 12 photos

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Madison Beer Nude Magazine

Maybe you guys can help explain this to me, because I must’ve looked at these pictures 15 times now and I still can’t figure it. Here’s what I’ve got so far: former teenage troublemaker Madison Beer did a cover shoot for something called Nude Magazine , only as far as I can tell, she didn’t get naked in a single picture. I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that’s false advertising. » view all 13 photos

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Ariel Winter’s Big Booty Show

There’s not a whole lot you can count on in this world, but you can count on two things: 1) Ariel Winter is going to keep showing off her baby fat T&A on social media, and 2) I’m going to keep doing posts on it. Looks like neither of us can seem to help ourselves. But luckily, I have a feeling you perverts don’t mind. Continue reading

Kate Tyga Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

I’ve been doing this job a long time now, so trust me, when I tell you guys you’re going to love one of my new Instagram finds, you might as well start shopping for wedding rings. So I have a pretty good feeling you guys are going to enjoy my latest discovery, Russian model  Kate Tyga . But just FYI, you’re going to have to find your own online dream wife, because I already called dibs on Kate first. https://www.instagram.com/p/BPmbHJBAagj/?taken-by=kate_tyga » view all 11 photos

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Social Booty Hotness

I don’t want to call  Emily Ratajkowski overrated, because she’s been responsible for giving me more pants fires than I can count over the years. But I do find it funny that she somehow went from getting naked in a Robin Thicke video to world-famous model. See ladies? Dreams do come true. Now, who wants to be in a music video? I don’t have a song yet, but I’m sure I can always just “borrow” some Marvin Gaye tune too.

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Scarlett Johansson Is Now A Hillary Clinton Impersonator

I’ve tried to ignore it. I’ve tried to pretend it’s not happening. But there’s no use in fighting it any longer: I’m sorry to report that  Scarlett Johansson , AKA formerly one of the hottest women in the world, now looks like a professional Hillary Clinton impersonator thanks to that hipster haircut of hers. All she needs now is a pantsuit. But don’t worry, at least we’ve still got the archives until it grows back out. Or her agent buys her some hair extensions. Continue reading