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Micaela Schaefer Does Baywatch Good!

Posted on April 26, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new updates from the world’s best-dressed hot nobody, so here’s  Micaela Schaefer doing an unofficially licensed, Baywatch -themed photoshoot to promote some new “club tour” of hers. I tried to look up if she was doing any shows near me, but according to her manager, Micaela doesn’t play “perverts’ mom’s basements.” Which is a pretty dumb business decision, if you ask me. I bet that’s 99% of her fan base.

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Micaela Schaefer Does Baywatch Good!

Posted on April 26, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new updates from the world’s best-dressed hot nobody, so here’s  Micaela Schaefer doing an unofficially licensed, Baywatch -themed photoshoot to promote some new “club tour” of hers. I tried to look up if she was doing any shows near me, but according to her manager, Micaela doesn’t play “perverts’ mom’s basements.” Which is a pretty dumb business decision, if you ask me. I bet that’s 99% of her fan base.

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Sofia Vergara Rides A Bull In The Water

Posted on April 26, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’ve ever dreamt of seeing a busty TV star attempt to ride an inflatable bull in a pool, first off, you’ve got some weirdly-specific fantasies. And second, you’re in luck, because Sofia Vergara just posted that exact video on Instagram. Also, in related news, I’m pretty sure Sofia’s 15 minutes of fame just got extended by another 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate real hard. Wish us luck. Im getting very good at it #Ihaveallsummer A post shared by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Apr 23, 2017 at 3:25pm PDT

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Amy Jackson In A Bikini Deserves Extra Attention

Posted on April 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I know my eyesight isn’t great — spending 5 days a week with your nose an inch from your computer screen probably isn’t very good for your eyes, plus there’s all that stuff my mom used to tell about how my private bathroom time would make me go blind. So maybe it’s just me, but it kind of looks like  Amy Jackson is wearing a pad or something in her bikini bottoms in this photoshoot. That said, I guess it doesn’t really matter, because she’s smoking hot no matter what. And that’s something I’ve got no problem seeing. Continue reading →

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Bella Thorne Kisses A Girl And Likes It

Posted on April 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

While all the other so-called news outlets out there are covering “major” “stories” like political corruption or health care or whatever new scandal Trump’s wandered into now, I’m kind of surprised that no one else is covering the week’s biggest story: after months of practicing her tongue action with a camera, Bella Thorne finally graduated to slipping some tongue to a girl. I’m not sure who that is with her, and I’m a little too “busy” to look it up. But I promise to spend lots of time today studying this picture for any new clues. So stay tuned for any more updates on this. I smell Hollywood Tuna’s first Pulitzer.

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Candice Swanepoel Tongue Action Will Blow You Away

Posted on April 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I figure before you check out these two new GIFs of  Candice Swanepoel behind-the-scenes at her latest photoshoot, I should probably warn you guys to sit down. Not because they’re particularly shocking or anything, but because if you’re not careful, you could get light-headed and pass out from all the blood rushing to your pants region all at once. So go ahead and enjoy. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Sara Sampaio’s Sweet Tush In Lingerie

Posted on April 24, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I know I’ve been doing a lot of posts on hot nobodies and wannabe models lately, so I figured it was probably time to remind you perverts what a real model looks like. So here’s the latest lingerie shoot from Sara Sampaio . No dumb photoshoot gimmicks, no Instagram selfies, just a hot Victoria’s Secret model in lingerie. There’s a reason you don’t mess with the classics. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →

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Gizerskaya Anastasia Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

Posted on April 24, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want you guys to meet my latest Russian InstaHottie find:  Gizerskaya Anastasia . I don’t know how I never came across her before, considering I spend half my day trolling for researching new hotties on Instagram, and she’s obviously pretty popular on there, with almost half a million followers . And you can probably figure out why once you take a look at a few of those Instagram pictures below. In fact, I have a feeling Gizerskaya’s probably going to find herself with a few more followers after this. I know me and the Little Tuna are already hooked. » view all 11 photos

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Josephine Skriver’s Sweet Booty Arch!

Posted on April 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I know a lot of you guys on the East Coast are still buried under like 4 feet of snow or something, and the roads out there are probably still pretty bad. But don’t worry, I’ve got something that ought to help warm you up: a new set of bikini pictures from smoking hot Danish model  Josephine Skriver . And the best part is, if you’re stuck working at home today, you don’t have anybody checking over your shoulder asking you if drooling over bikini models qualifies as “work.” Although just in case you’re wondering, it totally does. …Well, it does for me, at least. » view all 18 photos Continue reading →

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Gisele Bundchen Models Shoes In Lace

Posted on April 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m too lazy to look it up and double-check (also, that would eat into valuable pants-around-my-ankles time), but I’m pretty sure this latest  Gisele Bundchen photoshoot is for some shoe company. And I’ve never really understood why these companies get a hot supermodel like Gisele to model their shoes. I mean, yes, she’s super leggy, but the last thing I’m looking at right now is her feet. Complete waste of money, if you ask me.

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