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Bo Krsmanovic Teases For SI

Yesterday, I posted a video of Bo Krsmanovic playing in the snow with Hailey Clauson for the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue , even though I didn’t really understand what dog sledding has to do with hotties in swimsuits. Luckily, Bo made a second video, and this one may not be as creative as the last one, but it definitely makes a lot more sense. So here’s Bo rolling around topless on the beach. Some things are classics for a reason. » view all 16 photos Continue reading

Bo Krsmanovic Teases For SI

Yesterday, I posted a video of Bo Krsmanovic playing in the snow with Hailey Clauson for the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue , even though I didn’t really understand what dog sledding has to do with hotties in swimsuits. Luckily, Bo made a second video, and this one may not be as creative as the last one, but it definitely makes a lot more sense. So here’s Bo rolling around topless on the beach. Some things are classics for a reason. » view all 16 photos Continue reading

Diana Dollmatova Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

So I was doing my daily Instagram creeping research earlier, and came across something I wanted to share with you guys: meet Diana Dollmatova . I can’t tell you much about this busty Russian, but I already think I’m in love. My palms are all sweaty, my heart’s racing and my pants region is overheating. If that’s not love, I guess I don’t know what is. » view all 12 photos

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Sofia Jamora Will Blow Your Pants Off

I know I’ve introduced you guys to  Sofia Jamora here before, but just in case you need a quick refresher, here you go: she’s a professional Instagram model that’s trying to make it as a real model. Hmm. I guess that didn’t really narrow it down much, huh? Oh well. I guess just stare at Sofia’s latest photoshoot for a while and try to burn her killer bikini body into your memory. It probably won’t work, but at least you’ll enjoy doing it. Good luck.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Fake Booty Is Absolutely Disgusting

I know some of you sickos out there still dig this chubby ex-porn star and her nasty fake booty, so I guess you’ll enjoy these shots of  Kim Kardashian holding her own private wet t-shirt contest in the pool. Personally though, I think it’s just gross. Chicks need to stop with the fake booty implants already. They’re horrible. Like I always say, if you want to get work done, focus on the chest region. Fake funbags never go out of style. This is just sick. Continue reading

Hailey Clauson Gets Off In The Snow With Bo Krsmanovic

Just because the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is finally out doesn’t mean we all have to stop drooling over it just yet. And SI just released a full five minute long video of my new favorite busty blonde hottie  Hailey Clauson getting frisky with  Bo Krsmanovic in the snow. So enjoy! I haven’t been able to watch the whole thing, because I can never seem to last longer than 30-45 seconds max, but maybe you guys can do better. Good luck.

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Joanna Krupa Gets Naked

It feels like it’s been way too long since I’ve done a post on  Joanna Krupa , AKA one of my original future ex-wives, and that’s downright criminal. So I figured I’d look for some new pictures from the cougar hottie, and found these. And you know, I’ve never been much of a reader, but it’s starting to look a lot more appealing to me after this. Yow! » view all 14 photos Continue reading

Met Israeli InsaModel Maria Domark

I don’t know what happened, but for whatever reason, we haven’t been getting any new pictures from either of my favorite Bars lately, Bar Paly or Bar Refaeli . So I figured it’s time I find a new favorite Israeli model for us all to drool over, and after some extensive Instagram creeping research, I want you guys to meet Maria Domark . She’s got everything I look for in an Insta-hottie: a perfect body and the willingness to show it off 24/7/365. Enjoy. A post shared by MARIA MIRI DOMARK (@maria_domark) on May 1, 2016 at 8:03am PDT » view all 14 photos

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Bella Thorne Keeps Up The Hard Work On Snapchat

I know what some of you guys are probably thinking right now — it’s Presidents Day, so shouldn’t I be taking the day off and making the traditional Presidents Day turkey dinner and trimming my Presidents tree? But the way I see it, if the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat isn’t taking the day off, I shouldn’t either. So take a break from your Presidents Day festivities to enjoy this latest round of Snapchat hotness from Bella Thorne . Trust me, it’s the best possible way to celebrate this major holiday. If you ask me, we should make this a new national annual tradition.

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Alexis Ren’s Little Booty Action

Here’s my new favorite Insta-hottie Alexis Ren back with another pants-melting beach photoshoot. And I just hope Emily Ratajkowski is paying attention here, because I don’t care how many tens of millions of followers you’ve got. Everyone knows that the true measure of success for an Instagram supermodel is how many phone screens you burn out from all the scrolling. And thanks to Alexis, I’m already on my third of the month. Yow! » view all 17 photos

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