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The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: ‘This Giant Man Needs 8 Hours to Sleep’

Bad news, tracker fans. Last night’s Thanksgiving-themed episode of Mike & Molly was a turkey in the fat joke department. I was expecting Mike and Molly’s family to crowd around the table, share thanks and then launch into a full-on fat roast about their lardy loved ones. Instead, we got the following paltry serving. What hath Overeaters Anonymous wrought?

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Man got pork spare rib stuck in his anus!

Eating too quickly landed a Taiwanese man in the hospital after he accidentally swallowed a large spare rib bone that got stuck in his anus! According to reports, the 44-year-old man swallowed the 1.5-inch long, 1-inch wide bone while eating sweet-and-sour spare ribs last Friday. It traveled down his throat to his stomach, then after making its way down his small intestines (a path that is HALF the size of the bone), it got lodged in the anus. The next day, he says he was in agony when he tried to use the bathroom. He strained so much that he bled profusely, but couldn’t pass the bone–so he went to the hospital. Doctors anesthetized his anus, then pulled the offending object from the region. http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=21094 added by: knowandtell

Hemp, car parts and poo power

Scientists Jan Slaski, left, and John Wolodko use industrial hemp mixed with plastic to make everything from briefcases to cars parts. One of the briefcases is on the table above. The hemp replaces fibreglass in the production of lightweight materials. Photograph by: Rick Macwilliam, The Journal, Edmonton Journal http://www.edmontonjournal.com/life/Hemp+parts+power/3546633/story.html added by: JackHerer

Judith Miller Smacks Down Time and Ellis Henican Over American Islamophobia

Judith Miller on Saturday marvelously smacked down Time magazine and Ellis Henican over the contention that America is Islamophobic. As the discussion on “Fox News Watch” turned to Time’s cover story about the nation’s view of Muslims, Henican said that he attended the protests in New York last week and “there were some views expressed that I think everyone at this table would find a little troubling.” This led Miller to ask, “But, is that America?” She continued, “That’s some people who turned out to protest.” Miller then asked a question that should be posed to every liberal media member accusing Americans of Islamophobica, “Where is there any indication that America as a country is beating up on Muslims or denying them their rights?” (video follows with transcript and commentary):  JON SCOTT, HOST: That’s Daisy Khan the wife of Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf on ABC’s “This Week” responding to questions about this week’s Time cover story “Is America Islamophobic?” That cover sparked dueling protests in New York. It’s being cast as an indication of the growing bitterness and anger surrounding the issue. So much of this, Ellis, I guess revolves around questions that are not being answered about this mosque in New York. People want to know where the money’s coming from. Who’s paying for it? Are there foreign governments involved? Is anybody in the media trying to get to the bottom of that? ELLIS HENICAN, NEWSDAY: Well, yeah, there’s real reporting on it. And, I gotta tell you, Jon, I’m a little slow to make these sweeping answers like, “Yes, America is Islamophobic.” But I covered that hard-hat rally down there, and let me tell you, there were some views expressed that I think everyone at this table would find a little troubling. JUDITH MILLER: But, is that America? HENICAN: Yeah, they have a right to do it. MILLER: That’s not America. That’s some people who turned out to protest. To say that America which has, I mean New York has 100 mosques and the country has 2000. Where, where is there any indication that America as a country is beating up on Muslims or denying them their rights? SCOTT: You think they did that just to sell magazines? MILLER. Yes. SCOTT: Is that a, a cover story that’s going to make for reads? JIM PINKERTON: Shock, shock. S. E. CUPP: Right, I mean just asking the question I think reveals a whole mind set that I think is really problematic. For all of their interest in tolerance and freedom of speech and freedom of religion, the liberal thought police are out in full force to tell you that you cannot have certain opinions… HENICAN: Oh, S. E., come on. CUPP: …that you cannot… HENICAN: Come on. CUPP: …that there is a line in this debate that you can’t have one belief or you are Islamophobic or racist or nativist. I mean, it’s absolutely, it’s intimidating and it’s akin to censorship. HENICAN: No, it’s an absolutely appropriate question. Let me speak as the white guy from Louisiana here. You know, that’s part of what people think out there. There is an audience for wonderful tolerance and there’s an audience for some pretty ugly stuff, too. PINKERTON: But there seems to be audience for curiosity about where the money is coming from as John said. CUPP: Right. PINKERTON: The New York Times reported just offhand on Friday, “Oh, yeah, of course they’ll get $70 Million in tax exempt bonds. Who approves those things? And does anybody investigate before the taxpayers end up chipping in for this mosque? Not surprisingly, Henican ended up being alone on the issue of American Islamophobics. Makes you wonder what the weather is on that island he’s on. 

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Schultz Mocks Rove Radio Work, But Can’t Pronounce ‘Cousteau’

From the Department Of People In Glass Houses . . . Early in his MSNBC show this evening, Ed Schultz mocked Karl Rove’s performance in filling in for Rush Limbaugh today.  In particular, Schultz slammed Rove for his brief problem in providing the show’s call-in number.   But later in the show, Ed himself ran head-first into a rhetorical roadblock, stumbling badly when it came to pronouncing the most famous name in the world of ocean studies: Cousteau. ED SCHULTZ: And in Psycho Talk tonight, Karl Rove filled in for the Drugster [Schultz’s nasty nickname for Rush] on his radio show today, and I think old Turd Blossom should probably stick to his day job across the street over at Fox . . . Rove’s debut as a radio host was a total disaster. Right off the bat he had a hell of a time finding the call-in number, even though it was right on the screen in front of him. But later, it was Ed’s turn to pronounce a name so famous it’s the first one that comes up in Google search when you type in Jacques.  Here was Ed’s heroic struggle as he sought to introduce Phillipe, grandson of the famous oceanographer. SCHULTZ:  Coming up . . . world-renowned environmental expert Philippe Castoo, Cas–, Coh-stow will join us, coming up here in just a moment.  Give Phillipe credit for his French sang froid in–just–managing to suppress a smirk at poor Ed’s problems. Note: Ed also let some professional jealousy creep into his roasting of Rove/Limbaugh. Schultz spoke sarcastically [longingly?] of “that high-impact, totally-entertaining, right-wing radio on five million stations across America that we just can’t live without.”

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And the Senate Climate Bill Gets Weaker Still . . .

As expected, the Kerry-Lieberman climate bill has grown weaker still, relinquishing an economy-wide cap on carbon emissions and instead targeting only the utility sector for greenhouse gas reductions starting in 2013. And that’s still apparently too controversial for this Senate, as the conventional wisdom says not even a utility-only bill can get enough votes to pass. So here’s what evidently remains of the mess that’s left on the table in terms of clean energy and climate legislation this year: … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Scream 4 Goes to New Lengths for Secrecy

Nothing against Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson, but odds are pretty good that whatever Scream 4 plot twist they’re trying to keep — by bypassing agents and stopping their table reads at page 75 — probably isn’t as cool or shocking as they think. I mean, the minute you add Adam Brody to your cast, everybody knows he must be the killer, right? Anyway, calm down, you guys. If fellow new castmates Marley Shelton and Erik Knudsen can’t keep a secret, then who can? [ THR ]

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FIFA World Cup 2010 Points Table, Scores, Results Update ~ Chika …

FIFA World Cup 2010 Points Table, Scores, Results Update . FIFA WORLD CUP TABLE OF POINTS OR SCORES AND RESULT — FIFA World Cup 2010 is now on its second day and I’m telling you, the action is very intense and they have exceeded my …

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Coffee Table Doubles as Hand-Cranked Paper Shredder

Design*Sponge Pigeontail Design shreds your junk mail or those annoying bill that you want to avoid into attractive colourful strips of shredded paper. It’s hand-cranked, too. They call it the Papervore. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Liu Shiwen Photo

China#39;s Liu Shiwen returns a ball during a women#39;s final match against Singapore#39;s Wang Yuegu at the table tennis world team championships in Moscow on Sunday, May 30, 2010. Chinese table tennis squad enjoyed a strong start at the 50th World Team Table Tennis Championships on Sunday, with both men and women crushing their rivals 3-0. Chinese women#39;s squad began the defense of its world team table tennis title with a quick 3-0 victory over Italy in the afternoon. Chinese players Di

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