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J.Lo’s Ass in a Onsie as the New American Idol Judge of the Day

I know, I thought American Idol was over too, but apparently they pumped new life into it by bring every Latinos favorite popstar to the frontlines as a judge, since everything she touches turns to gold, for some unexplained reason. She was wearing a onsie, a piece of clothing that normally gets me excited because it touches anus, vagina and nipples at the same time, that just irritates me when it’s on this 40 year old has been who never shoulda been con artist who is too rich for her own good and who really should just disappear…but instead is gonna be on TV twice a week…until American Idol finally dies the horrible death it deserves…

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Taylor Momsen’s Legs with Madonna of the Day

I find it funny that people want to fuck Taylor Momsen even though she looks like Lady Gaga. I find it funny that people are buying into her underage bad girl campaign that has been getting her noticed. I don’t buy her bullshit for a fucking second…and I will find it funny when she turns 18 and all the deprived Americans who can’t fuck young pussy but want to are forced to move onto the next one. It always happens and it always ends amazingly with drug addiction, prison sentences, sex tapes and suicide. Real eager for the 18th birthday on this twat. Here she is promoting some bullshit for Madonna and her hairy troll daughter…

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Taylor Momsen in her Underwear in her New Video of the DAy

I don’t know how I missed this Taylor Momsen video…but here it is to start your day. Remember that although she’s not 18, when she’s running around in a bra and panties, you’re not the criminal for watching her, but the video director is the criminal for filming this…but for some reason when he gets a teen girl in her underwear, he doesn’t get arrested, he makes millions, but if you did you would, so appreciate the Hollywood Hypocrisy.

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Tim Gunn Outs Taylor Momsen As ‘Pathetic’ Diva

Project Runway guru ( and friend to Movieline ) Tim Gunn is putting the “gossip” back in Gossip Girl . After filming a guest spot for the CW series recently, Gunn complained about 17-year-old Taylor Momsen, whom he shared a scene with. “What a diva!” he told E! News . “She was pathetic, she couldn’t remember her lines, and she didn’t even have that many. I thought to myself ‘why are we all being held hostage by this brat?” It gets better. As Momsen wasted precious crew time on her cell phone, Gunn rehearsed a hypothetical scolding. “I’d say, ‘You know young lady, there are hundreds of thousands of girls who are just as attractive and even smarter than you. Why are you acting like this show is a huge burden on you?'” [ E! ]

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Taylor Momsen Isn’t Flashing Her Vagina Yet of the Day

I will start taking Taylor Momsen seriously when she stops wearing underwear in her little rocker lingerie no 16 year old should really be wearing…because then I will know it’s not jut a cry for attention and to get noticed, but instead legit slutty behavior. I know some of you like her, despite the fact that she looks like Gaga’s little sister, because she’s not 18 and that’s all you creepy motherfuckers care about….so I figure, I’ll give you what you want….cuz I got nothing better to do…. I find the whole thing to be a fucking joke, I mean that people take her seriously, but I don’t think people really do, it’s just Hollywood….a series of sucking each other’s dick….

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Taylor Momsen is Only Hot Cuz She’s Underage of the Day

It’s a good thing Momsen dresses in lingerie and talks about vibrators while being underage, because I just took a look at her face, instead of staring at her crotch looking for vagina lip and realized bitch looks just like Lady Gaga. Maybe they are related. They both got a weak chin, shitty nose, weird mouth and behind the big glasses, shitty hair dye, fake rocker act, she’s nothing but ugly….The only thing bitch has going for her is that she’s skinny…but that never lasts…so take the young body in while you can…ignore the face cuz when they are 17…they don’t come in ugly, they come in “Shit I’d love to fuck that if it wasn’t illegal”…..cuz we always like what we can’t have…but trust me, once she turns 18, she’ll be joining JoJo in pussy we stopped lusting for on their 18th birthday… So here she in on set, being annoying with her Pa-Pa-Pa-pokerface. I know…I just quoted Gaga and now i want to Gag AHHHHHHHH.

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Taylor Momsen is Repetitive of the Day

Taylor Momsen is trying really fucking hard and I guess what it comes down to is that when underage girls try really fucking hard and pull candy-coated slutty behavior that is bullshit but stillinvolves them getting down and dirty in lingerie, even if it is all for publicity and not authentic whore behavior, it’s good enough or me. I’m easy like that…

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Taylor Momsen is the Slutty Teen of the Day

Taylor Momsen doesn’t have shit on the real hooker I saw this weekend. She also wore a short skirt, tight outfit, shitty bleached hair, but instead of make-up, bitch had a real rugged “Just got fucked for money” look, and instead of pantyhose, or thigh highs with garters, she had her fishnets tattooed on her legs and I thought that took being a whore to the next fucking level, it was like she accepted this was and always will be her life, while Taylor Momsen is just a clown mocking that for attention, like a kid on Halloween, it is so artificial, it is funny, but at the same time we need to come together and celebrate an underage girl dressed slutty, no matter what the occasion or how lame, boring, pathetic, useless, ugly, fat or stupid she is, because in the end it’s still an underage girl dressed slutty, and that’s always lots of fun to look at….

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Leelee Sobieski Tits Distract From her Face of the Day

I was sitting in the park yesterday because I have nothing better to do with my time, and a group of Jewish girls walked by me. All of them had real big tits on skinny little frames, but 2 out of the 4 of them had faces that didn’t look like they survived an arab suicide bombing… I don’t know if it was an inbreeding to keep the culture alive situation, but I do know that luckily there are plastic surgeons to fix them up later in life when they are old enough to realize the importance of a face that doesn’t make people want to throw up…after they marry a nice Jewish boy with money to pay for it and the whole thing brought back memories of Leelee Sobieski…. She was one of those Jewish girls who has big old titties, but I don’t remember ever liking her face, and despite her disappearing the last couple years, my opinion of her hasn’t changed. She’s like a youthful Sarah Jessica Parker, with a horse face that only other girls would like, a bad nose and sense of arrogance that she isn’t an ugly little pig who doesn’t eat pig who pisses me the fuck off, and makes me want to cum on her face to teach her a lesson about life doing what ugly girls belong doing…

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Taylor Momsen is Showing Off Tit of the Day

Young girls are sluttier than they’ve been in a long time. I don’t know what it is that makes them horny as fuck at 16, but maybe it was always going down, I just wasn’t aware of it, cuz I was too busy not being someone a 16 year old wanted to show off her solid, tight, little, slutty, body to. You know cuz I was always more the kind of guy who creeped them out and made them not want to be as slutty as they are….I guess I’ll just blame hormones in the food, the Internet, Hip Hop music videos and porn becoming mainstream, making them think that’s where they need to be for guys to notice them, and the whole thing works with me, especially since 16 is legal in Canada, but if I was American and not allowed near this forbidden teenage fruit, I think seeing 16 year olds like Taylor Momsen would drive me crazy knowing it is illegal for me to jerk off on her, because if there is one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that being jailbait makes a girls overall appearance irrelevant…age overrides beauty….it’s like as long as shit is 16 with a willing vagina…the rest doesn’t really matter…as Taylor Momsen proves with her bullshit slutty rocker novelty act that is totally contrived…as are her interviews where she talks about her vibrator being better than real dick…I mean seriously bitch…you’re pretty obvious…but since you’re 16…we’ll look past that and pretty much everything else you do…so long as you show off your body…I am not allowed to complain about you…I am only allowed to want to fuck you…cuz when it comes to young pussy….them’s the rules. For the real perverts who like the idea of underage girls…here she is at what I call the peak of her relevance…back before Hollywood turned her into a predictable, boring, whore. GO

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