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Taylor Momsen on Miley Cyrus Comparisons: Shut the Eff Up!

Miley Cyrus may be a colossal disappointment for a variety of reasons, but at least she doesn’t curse, smoke or look like a raccoon at all times. The same can’t be said for Gossip Girl cast member Taylor Momsen. Speaking to FHM UK , the 16-year old lashed out at critics that compare her to Miley this week, making it very clear that she doesn’t see any similarities between the pair. “I’m not looking to be Miley f*cking Cyrus,” Momsen said. “I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride.” Momsen and Cyrus may both act and sing, but that’s pretty much where the comparisons end. The former fronts rock band The Pretty Reckless, while the latter is nothing more than a Britney Spears wannabe at this point. Still, Taylor feels a need to distance herself from Miley, adding: “I think the Disney bubblegum shit that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression.” It’s unclear what that actually means, but Gossip Girl fans have made their opinion of Momsen and her character well-known: Jenny Humphrey has been written out of most of next season on the show. Good riddance.

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Regis Philbin Accidentally Outs David Copperfield as an Illusionist Hack at the Daytime Emmys

Let’s be honest about one thing: You did not watch yesterday’s 37th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards Ceremony. You might have tuned in if James Franco had been nominated for his scene-stealing arc on General Hospital and you would have at least TiVo’d the Las Vegas event had you known that host Regis Philbin would accidentally disprove David Copperfield’s entire career during the first 10 minutes of the telecast. But you did not, so relive the night’s most exciting and incriminating moment after the jump — and congratulate the newest Daytime Emmy winners while you’re at it.

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5 Can’t-Miss Treatments for Horse-Boy: The Movie

And you thought Google Street View was only good for stalking exes and getting mental images of the places you’ll soon be lost in while following Google Map directions. Case in point: Horse-Boy, the mysterious figure who popped up on a Google street view of a neighborhood in Aberdeen, Scotland. The boy — or girl, dum, dum, dum — is seen wearing black pants, a purple long-sleeve shirt…and a horse mask. Because, of course that’s appropriate attire for a street corner in broad daylight. The Internet is awash in conspiracies and false identifications, but Movieline only cares about one thing: Turning this crazy meme into a movie! After the jump, five possible treatments. You’re welcome , Hollywood.

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Taylor Momsen’s Upskirt Pictures of the Day

I think these pictures were expected. You see, if you’re a budding popstar in training who hasn’t turned 18 yet, there are standards you need to meet to get noticed, and those standards are being a little fucking slut about the shit, because guys are fucking perverts and seeing underage girls slutty get us excited cuz we’re not allowed to take nude pictures of them, unless we are Perez Hilton, in which case Kiddie Porn laws don’t apply, or in the UK and Canada where you don’t need pictures because you’re already trying to convince them to have anal for the first time, cuz by 17 you already know that pussy’s been visited a few times, because this is a new generation….an generation who thinks wearing Garter Belts like a secretary trying to seduce her boss in the 50’s since at 15…something I’ve never been able to convince my wife to wear…but that’s because she is so fat garters don’t come in her size, so I had to try to improvise with Bungee cord and a tarp and it turns out that lingerie designing isn’t really my strength, but getting excited about lingerie is, and here are the pictures of Taylor Momsen trying to be a rockstar, reminding us that hormones in the food have done some pretty amazing things to this generation. except maybe for getting their periods at 9, because the whole fun in fucking a teen is not being able to get them pregnant….but beggars can’t be choosers…if you know what I mean and if you don’t, you’re an idiot…cuz I’m trying to say young pussy is good when half naked, period or not. Here is Taylor Momsen doing whatever it is she is that she does at the Warped tour showing panty. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Britney Spears and Her Retard Nipples Update of the Day

Yep, she’s still got saggy uneven tits, and her nipples still have a fucking mind of their own, which I guess is a good thing, because I wouldn’t be comfortable masturbating to them knowing they were running off a retard…it’s one of those things I have always felt guilty about, mainly after completion, I guess it was from the empty stares I’d get when I’d prop a retard up in her wheelchair spread eagle while I went to town on myself…but it could also have to do with the fact that they just can’t say no….either way, mind of their own or not, these shits are still retarded, but some of you may be into that….cuz retard tits are all you know… Pics via Fame

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Taylor Momsen is the Teen in Lingerie of the Day

The new trend seems to be these teenage girls dressing totally inappropriate and I’m not really complaining. I think the Kiddie Porn laws are dated, mainly because girls who are 16 or 17 already masturbate, fuck, get naked, manipulate men, seduce men, go to clubs, get high, and do all the things above 18 year old girls do, so we might as well celebrate that beautiful thing, instead of punish it and say it is bad. They have bodies, they get bikini waxes, it’s not that creepy or wrong for dudes to get off to the shit, but for some reason the FBI thinks it is….I get that there needs to be a cut off date to regulate the shit, otherwise there will be a free for all of kids getting abused and taken advantage of, but I think they need to re-work the one they chose to go with driving license and not with voting….but the law they really need to re-think is that drinking age is 21…what the fuck is that all about…you guys are seriously all fucked up…and here is Taylor Momsen, a product of that fucked up shit…pullin’ a Miley….cuz teenage girls are sluts and the fun thing about them is that they don’t even have to be good looking to be hot…the fact that they are underage over rides that shit…. Pics via Fame

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Miley Cyrus Goes G-A-Y

Filed under: Miley Cyrus , Photo Galleries , Paparazzi Photo 17-year-old Miley Cyrus performed at London’s famous G-A-Y nightclub last night … wearing a dress she apparently borrowed from “Gossip Girl’s” Taylor Momsen . Well, at least it’s an improvement over this . Read more

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Is Miley More "Inappropriate" Than Taylor Momsen?

Why is it Miley Cyrus gets trashed for inappropriate fashion, but Taylor Momsen, who is a year younger, gets called a fashionista? —MC, U.K., via the Answer B!tch…

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For Taylor Momsen, It’s More CBGB Than XOXO

Taylor Momsen is Scary Looking in Hosiery of the Day

I’m not digging Taylor Momsen. Not because she’s under 18 and that would be illegal in most states, but because she’s got a pretty fucking scary looking face that doesn’t really excite me, but kinda makes me want to throw stale bread at her in the park, cuz she’s got some kind of hungry, pre-mature, scraggly bird in the ghetto park feel to her. I am however digging her “Hosiery”. I’ve never been one with a pantyhose fetish. I’ve always hated burlesque and throwback pin-up girls, I’ve never tried to dress my wife up like a stripper from the 50, or a sex scene from an 80s movie, I was always just more into pussy, and the other shit was just distraction, but I’ve been walking down the street a lot the last few weeks because my wife locks me out some days, and I’ve actually seen bitches in shorts, or skirt rockin’ the garter belt, and the thigh highs, and I’m starting to really like the shit out of the bedroom and in the fucking public….So despite Taylor Momsen being skinny the way I like my bitches, today’s post is not to celebrate that about her and remind the fat girls reading that if they cut out 500 calories a day, they will lose a pound a week and 52 pounds in a year, but to remind all girls to put on the pantyhose like a secretary in the 70s, so that I have more reason to live while on the streets. Thanks in advance. Cunt. Pics via Fame

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