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Taylor Swift to Selena Gomez: Stop Hanging Out With Katy Perry!!!

By now you’re probably familiar with  Taylor Swift’s squad , but there’s a good chance you didn’t know that the singer runs her chick clique with an iron-fisted brutality that’s been known to make Mexican cartel kingpins be all like, “Yo, maybe you should chill, El Swifto.” Okay, we might be exaggerating a tad, but apparently there are certain infractions that can get you banned from the Swift squad for life. Chief among them: fraternizing with rival badasses like Boobs Malone (aka Katy Perry). Sources say problems arose within the squad recently when photos from the 2016 Golden Globes showed Selena Gomez hanging out with Katy on the red carpet. Katy was there to present an award; Selena was there because of her hilarious cameo in The Big Short ; and Taylor was at home, presumably tossing a roll of duct tape and a machete in her trunk so that she could “have a word” with Selena later. Fortunately, sources say Taylor has forgiven Selena , and Ms. Gomez has promised to never publicly associate with Katy ever again.  The poor girl has no clue how close she came to being fixed with a Joker’s smile, as few people realize what a hardcore OG Taylor really is. For instance, did you know that “Out of the Woods” is actually a veiled threat directed at anyone who double-crosses Taylor? If you listen closely to the lyrics, the song is clearly about being blindfolded and dumped in the middle of a remote forested area. True story. (Okay, not actually a true story.) View Slideshow: 7 People Who Don’t Totally Love Taylor Swift

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15 Words Of Wisdom From Winnie The Pooh

Celebrate Winnie the Pooh Day and A.A. Milne’s birthday with wise quotes from Pooh and friends.

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Kendall Jenner Has Been Ready To Join Taylor Swift’s Squad Since 2010

Kylie Jenner and her sister, Kendall, created a music video for Taylor Swift’s “Better Than Revenge” and posted it to YouTube all the way back in 2010.

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‘Teen Mom’ Marriage: Will Maci And Taylor Finally Walk Down The Aisle?

“Teen Mom OG”‘s Maci says she’s ready to walk down the aisle with her beau Taylor!

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Lady Gaga & Taylor Kinney: See Their Post-Coital Selfie, Covered in Paint

Lady Gaga and fiance Taylor Kinney have painted a colorful picture of their sex life – literally.   The latest cover of V Magazine features the couple in a post-coital selfie they took after doing the horizontal mambo covered in paint atop a giant canvas. Because why be dull? According to Gaga, who guest edited the issue, it was originally Kinney’s idea.  “Since we first met, Taylor’s been drawing and painting all over me,” she wrote in her editor’s letter. “Years ago, when we were secretly living in San Diego and crashing on the floor of a beach shack, we never wore shoes. He told me he wanted to make love to me on a canvas.” Okay, nothing surprises us about Gaga. I mean, the woman wore a meat dress and arrived at the Grammys in a giant egg for crying out loud. But Taylor? We had no idea he was so… artistic. Kinney’s vision was finally realized after Gaga asked him to collaborate on a project with her to raise money and awareness for mental illness. “We made love on the canvas on a Sunday in Chicago,” she said, describing their session. “We made love amidst chaos. We talked about shootings. We made love amidst terrorism. And we talked about how people’s hearts are also suffering all over the world as they watch and witness a swell of violence. We made love amidst violence.” Okeeeeeeey. I can totally picture Gaga reciting these lines in a French accent while wearing a slinky black dress and smoking a hand-rolled joint out of a cigarette holder. Nevertheless, the singer hopes their sex painting will encourage everyone, even in times of tumult, “to love each other wildly, generously, totally, colorfully, without fear and with compassionate hearts.” “We made a galaxy of endless colors with only brief, black holes of emptiness that are then filled by each other,” she continued. It’s unclear where the couple’s masterpiece of colors and black holes will be displayed, but sales from the $50 V issue will go toward Gaga’s Born This Way foundation. 

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Christina Milian’s Gone Nipple Crazy on Snapchat of the Day

I guess someone told Christina Milian that snapchat is the new vehicle to whore herself on, and that people will follow, because they are depressive, boring and feel the need to see what idiots they don’t know or really care about are up to in real time, hoping they end up getting naked or slipping up as they sometimes do, with the whole real time shit, making for these has-beens, who are rich as fuck divorced moms, excited to be the thirsty, slutty, attention seekers they are in their core of their person…which is the reason why they have a career in entertaiment.. So if you’re into old, washed up, rich, uninteresting, not even hot moms getting naked trying to reclaim the fame they had or almost had before making babies…here’s some Christina Milian…uslessness…with nipple…on New Years Eve… The post Christina Milian’s Gone Nipple Crazy on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora: Rihann Impersonator Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Rita Ora has big tits…that are still in a bikini…because it’s the holidays, she’s in Miami, what the hell else is she supposed to do besides walking the beach for paparazzi to take pics of her, hoping to get published in magazines, despite no one actually knowing who the fuck she is…or what songs she sings…beyond fucking Taylor Swift’s boyfriend before Taylor Swift did…that’s how herpes go around hollywood…all while trying to be the next Rihanna but every year that goes by she’s older and older…further away from that mark…interesting… I hate that this is the highlight of my last day of 2015….but it is, and she’s got big tits, so whatever… She’s not that bad…as she lets a radio host manhandle her…because that’s how you get airtime and radio play girls…same thing applies to BLOG posts on you…here’s my dick…suck it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RITA ORA CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora: Rihann Impersonator Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Meets Taylor Swift Look-Alike: Who’s Who?!?

As previously reported,  Taylor Swift is attempting to trademark the use of the year/word/term “1989” for commercial purposes. That’s sort of crazy. But it’s not as crazy as the following photo! It features Swift backstage at a concert in Melbourne, Australia on Friday night. But she isn’t alone. The singer is going all Charlie’s Angels with a fan named Kristy Lee and a fan named Olivia Sturgiss, the latter of whom has gained Instagram popularity for one very good reason: SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT! “Charlie’s Angels @taylorswift @taylornation #taylorswift #loft89 #noitsliv #taylorlookalike #taylorswiftlookalike #1989tourmelbourne,” Lee captioned the fun photo. This meeting marked the first time Swift has come face-to-face with Sturgiss, but it isn’t the first time the latter has been compared to the former. Consider Olivie’s blonde hair, cut into the singer’s signature bob. Look at her angular bone structure… her petite frame… her love for for crop tops and red lipstick. No wonder Sturgiss has amassed over 115,000 Instagram followers, huh? And it’s not as though she’s hiding from the Taylor Swift comparisons. (Would you?!?) Can you pick out below which is the superstar and which is the fan of the superstar? To meet Swift, Sturgiss donned a silver sequin-covered crop top and matching skirt, an ensemble reminiscent of the artist’s concert looks from her 1989 World Tour. The tour concluded on Saturday in Melbourne after seven months, four continents and 85 shows. But it’s not totally over: you can watch a 1989 World Tour movie on Apple Music , starting on December 20. Meanwhile, here’s a rundown of other celebrities whose dopplegangers are out there, somewhere, just waiting for an eerie introduction:

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Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

I don’t really know why I hate on Olivia Wilde….but for some reason I’ve decided she’s an overrated target of my deep rooted, soulless anger… Maybe it is because she’s old, 31 or something equally disgusting…maybe it’s because I don’t find her hot…or maybe it’s because I haven’t seen any of her TV shows or movies, so she’s more the kind of celebrity who just shows up in my feed and look at her mom body and think…what the fuck is this… I do know that her birth name is cockburn, and that was something I had fun with at least once or twice… I also know that she’s got an outty pussy that is sticking its tongue out at us…but I can’t be sure if that’s baby making related, or getting famous related, or just the way she was born… I mean she’s in a bikini, she’s some socialite from a long line of respected journalist in both the UK and America, but she decided to use those connections to get on TV…and I guess now to get in the paparazzi…. It’s all so boring…but check out that outty pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jaime King’s In a One Piece of the Day

I call this outfit “I have stretch marks from all the baby making I’ve participated in first hand…just be glad I’m not naked and my vagina isn’t spilling out…pretty much everywhere”…. Her name is Jaime King. She was a model in the 90s, I think…she’s gone onto very important things, like being friends with Taylor Swift….and now she’s taking bikini advice from her…because that’s just how influential Taylor Swift is… I liked her better when her name was James King and she was on heroin.. at 14…because she tried it on her first modeling job in 1994…when heroin was in…something these lame instagram models will never know…. I guess I’m a purist like that….I am old enough to remember her at 18…and I think there’s something raw and real in a person when living the New York model / party life in that era…something that died when they go Hollywood… But for a 40 year old…she’s doing ok…as long as she covers the fuck up… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Jaime King’s In a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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