Government representatives in Poland have pooh-poohed efforts to use Winnie the Pooh as the official mascot of a town playground. According to The Croatian Times, local officials will not allow the beloved Disney character to grace a poster near the park due to his “ dubious sexuality .” We’re not making this up. “The problem with that bear is it doesn’t have a complete wardrobe,” says Councillor Ryszard Cichy. “It is half naked, which is wholly inappropriate for children.” In Winnie the Pooh’s defense, he is wearing more articles of clothing than most bears out there. Also, he’s a cartoon. A town meeting was held over this divisive issue, with one official reportedly saying Winnie the Pooh “doesn’t wear underpants because it doesn’t have a sex It’s a hermaphrodite.” Councillor Hanna Jachimska, meanwhile, then dared to call out Winnie the Pooh author Alan Alexander Milne. “This is very disturbing,” she said. “The author was over 60 and cut [Pooh’s] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity.” Ummm… we’re not gonna touch that one. All we know is that if wearing pants were a requirement to be a playground mascot, no THG staff member would qualify for the gig. 19 Honest Disney Posters 1. 101 Dalmatians Imagining having 101 children to keep up with pretty much gives us hives. This wouldn’t have happened if people listened to Bob Barker.
If it’s good enough for Werner Herzog , Tony Scott and the reigning Sundance Grand Jury Prize winner , then by God, it’s good enough for you: “Executive Director Gregory Kallenberg announced today the inaugural Louisiana Film Prize, with a grand prize of $50,000. The Louisiana Film Prize contest and festival invites filmmakers from all over the world to create and present a short film under one condition – it must be shot in the Shreveport-Bossier area.” Good luck! Write if you get work! [ LAfilmprize.com ]
Over the course of his career, Robert B. Sherman and his brother Richard wrote some of the most endearing and indelible songs tied to the Disney legacy, including their “It’s a Small World (After All)” theme park ditty and the music for Mary Poppins that earned them two Academy Awards. In honor of the elder Sherman, who passed away this week at the age of 86, let’s traipse down memory lane and revisit some of the Sherman Brothers’ most enduring contributions. “Let’s Get Together” ( The Parent Trap ) “It’s a Small World (After All)” “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” ( Mary Poppins ) “Chim Chim Cher-ee” ( Mary Poppins ) “A Spoonful of Sugar” ( Mary Poppins ) “I Wan’na Be Like You” ( The Jungle Book ) “Portobello Road” ( Bedknobs and Broomsticks ) “The Age of Not Believing” ( Bedknobs and Broomsticks ) “Winnie the Pooh” Theme If you ask me movie music doesn’t get much better than the Mary Poppins songbook, though the Sherman Bros. enjoyed long careers that also included composing music for films like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang , The Aristocats , and Charlotte’s Web . (For more on Robert and Richard Sherman, check out the 2009 doc The Boys: The Sherman Brothers Story .) Leave your favorites in the comments below. ‘It’s a Small World’ Songwriter Robert Sherman Dies at 86 [THR]
On the off chance that you are not one of the zillions hoarding tickets for the global Harry Potter send-off or a parent jonesing for the Winnie the Pooh nostalgia fix that’s safe for your kids’ consumption as well, you might have a difficult time sorting out suitable new viewing this weekend. But we may have found your thing — especially for Pooh enthusiasts looking to save a few bucks.
This weekend’s new release Winnie the Pooh is a soft-spot for us blowhards at Movieline, as it combines cherished characters, a charming new story, and a slender run time . All wonderful things! However, in the past 50 years, Winnie the Pooh and his friends have enjoyed some not-so-pure moments on their numerous VHS adventures, and in honor of Pooh’s latest film, Movieline is shedding light on seven of those now. Heffalumps abound!
Do you smell that? No, no — not the faint, salty vapor of Muggle tears humidifying multiplex lobbies worldwide. I’m talking about those Harry Potter viewers’ money , which has already changed hands at record rates with possible history to come. How much can the much-anticipated, much lamented blockbuster earn this weekend? To the Forecast!
Sweet as anything and just as slender, the new Winnie the Pooh movie features no adjustments, adjuncts, or fancy add-ons in its title. It’s not called Winnie , Pooh , Winnie the Two , or The New Winnie the Pooh Movie . It’s Winnie the Pooh to you, and in the desperate age of “re” — rejigger, reconstitute, reboot, remember to send your accountant a meat-of-the-month club membership — that means a lot.