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Justin Timberlake To Introduce ‘Summit On The Summit: Kilimanjaro’

Documentary airs Sunday at 9 p.m. on MTV. By Eric Ditzian Justin Timberlake Photo: Michael Buckner/ Getty Images Earlier this year, Jessica Biel, Emile Hirsch, Lupe Fiasco , Santigold and others banded together to climb to the summit of Mount Kilimanjaro to raise awareness about the global clean-water crisis. Now Justin Timberlake has pitched in to support the effort. The singer is set to provide a personal introduction to “Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro,” the 90-minute documentary about the celebrities’ climb that will air on MTV on March 14 at 9 p.m. ET/PT. Masterminded by Grammy-nominated musician Kenna, the team took a six-day, 50-mile trek to the peak of the tallest mountain in Africa. “It was a combination of the mental and the psychological aspects of the mountain, of the slow-but-steady pace that you had to go up it, and that sometimes made your brain just want to explode, because you just wanted to get there so badly,” Biel told MTV News Wednesday. “But then you’d get this rush of inspiration of ‘I’m not doing this for me. I’m doing this for something bigger than me, for people who don’t have a voice, for people that need water around the world,’ and then you’d power through.” In addition to raising awareness about the clean-water crisis, the “Summit on the Summit” raises funds for P&G’s Children’s Safe Drinking Water Program , United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees and Water For People’s PlayPumps Technology . During the MTV broadcast, viewers will be able to text SEND to 90999 to donate $10 to the U.N. Foundation on behalf of “Summit on the Summit.” Each donation will send 1,000 liters of clean water to people in need. “MTV has a long history of educating its audience to raise awareness on issues that are important to them,” said Dave Sirulnick, Executive Vice President, News and Docs. “More than 1 billion people worldwide do not have access to safe, clean drinking water. By airing this documentary, MTV hopes to mobilize a new generation of young people who may not be aware of this global cause and take action to get involved in helping find solutions to the water crisis.” Don’t miss “Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro,” airing Sunday at 9 p.m. ET on MTV. Related Videos Check Out A Preview Of ‘Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro’ Related Artists Justin Timberlake Kenna

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Scrotum Modeling

A little video for 3D modelers in the pursuit of anatomical realism in their CG testicles. [ Ed Note : Technology has come so far. Culture, on the other hand, is still primarily interested in ball sacks. So, anyway, here's the intersection of those trends. So inspiring.] Watch

The 10 Worst Moose Knuckles At The Olympics

There was an abundance of “mangina” at the Vancouver games. You'd think they'd have the technology to solve the “man wedge” phenomenon. I guess not. View

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Technology will save us? View

What Steve Jobs Said During His Wall Street Journal iPad Demo

We know that Apple’s CEO is no fan of Flash, the Web animation software. But it sounds like Steve Jobs really unleashed on the Adobe system to try and convince the Wall Street Journal to ditch it for the iPad. Welcome to the nasty side of Jobs’s famous Reality Distortion Field. The fun side had its turn when Jobs unveiled the iPad tablet computer in San Francisco last month. The dark side came several days later, when Jobs sat down with select Journal staff on the third floor of the News Corporation building in New York as part of a broader media tour . Like other newspapers, the Journal is heavily invested in Flash as a way to deploy not only video but also slide shows and other interactive infographics and news applications. So when Jobs showed off his iPad, editors were sure to ask him about the device’s lack of Flash, at least when they weren’t pissing him off by posting to Twitter from the device . Jobs was brazen in his dismissal of Flash, people familiar with the meeting tell us. He repeated what he said at an Apple Town Hall recently, that Flash crashes Macs and is buggy. But he also called Flash a “CPU hog,” a source of “security holes” and, in perhaps the most grevious insult an famous innovator can utter, a dying technology. Jobs said of Flash, “We don’t spend a lot of energy on old technology.” He then compared Flash to other obsolete systems Apple got people to ditch…. … like the floppy drive, famously absent in iMac, …. old data ports, including even Apple’s own FireWire 400, gone from iPods and now all Macbooks , …. CCFL backlit LCD screens, now entirely replaced in Apple’s lineup by LED-powered screens ( except for this ). (Correction: We originally said Apple replaced LCDs with LEDs; LEDs are a type of LCD backlighting.) …and even the CD, with Jobs apparently crediting Apple’s iPod, iTunes Store, CD-ripping software and ” Rip, Mix, Burn ” campaign with doing in the old music medium (sort of: though CD sales are in free fall, around 300 million were sold last year in the U.S. alone, 80 percent of all albums). Jobs even claimed the iPad’s battery performance would be degraded from 10 hours to 1.5 hours if it had to spend its CPU cycles decoding Flash, we’re told. That sounds like an unfair comparison; the iPad would unlikely achieve its advertised 10 hours of maximum battery life while continuously playing video of any sort, iPad optimized or not. And Adobe has argued that its software would be more efficient if it had the same access to Apple graphics processors as Apple’s own software. But Jobs offered more than a thorough evisceration of Flash; he also used his Reality Distortion Field to sell the Journal on alternatives to the technology. Ditching Flash would be “trivial,” he suggested For one, he suggested the newspaper use the H.264 video compression system (“codec” in geek), which is compatible with both the iPad and the Flash Player installed on most Web browsers. Jobs reportedly said the Journal would find “It’s trivial to create video in H.264” instead of Flash.We assume he didn’t mention that H. 264 is patented, privately licensed and could get expensive fast . Even setting that aside, H. 264 does not fully replace Flash. While it can handle video, it does not comprise a system for the rapid development of interactive graphics, as Flash does. Yet Jobs also reportedly said Flash would be “trivial” in this sense, as well — that it would be “trivial” to make an entire copy of the Journal website with the non-video Flash content also redone. That’s just not right; even assuming the Journal could duplicate its Flash slideshows, infographics and other news apps using iPad-friendly technologies like Javascript, it would take a decidedly nontrivial amount of time and effort to create or acquire such a system, hire staff who understand it as well as Flash, train staff on how to use it, and integrate it into the Journal ‘s editorial workflow. It’s not clear to us how assembled Journal honchos collectively reacted to these statements, but its worth noting that shortly after the meeting, on Feb. 10, editorial board member Holman Jenkins issued a WSJ op-ed comparing Apple to Microsoft and saying the company “is in danger of becoming preoccupied with zero-sum maneuvering versus hated rivals.” His primary and lead example of this sort of “maneuvering” was Jobs’ decision to keep Flash off the iPad. Jobs’ Reality Distortion Field may need a bit of fine tuning, then. But we have a feeling the Journal will swallow its objections and hop on the iPad gravy train. The Wall Street Journal editorial page has had its impressive moments of influence in the history of American conservatism, but these days that’s little match for the power of Steve Jobs when he puts on a black turtleneck and strides onto a stage. (Power aside, if you’ve got any informed opinions on how difficult it would be to replace Flash in the editorial workflow of a large newspaper or magazine, we’d love to hear them .) (Pic: Jobs speaking at Yerba Buna Center in San Francisco, Jan. 27. Getty Images.)

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Which of These Six YouTube Memes Speaks to the Darkness of Your Soul?

NYT Magazine recently probed the psyche of YouTube’s falling figure skater meme, and a commenter pointed us to hobby animators’ CGI snuff films . Among a cornucopia of cyber-Schadenfreude, which describes your innermost desires, fears, or fetishes? Let us analyze. Warning: Some of these videos are NSFLunchBreak. There is also a chance that none will appeal to you, in which case your soul is as clean enough to eat off. To view all videos on a single page, click here . Figure Skater/Stripper/Gymnast Falls Why It’s Appealing: NYT Magazine ‘s Virginia Heffernan on the appeal figure skater falls : There is something ominous in the juxtaposition of vulnerable and underdressed women, melodramatic choreography involving moves called ‘death spirals’ and ‘death drops,’ sharp steel blades and skull-cracking ice. … In portentously played scenes of pairs skating, especially, men drop women in bone-splintering spills. The phenomenon may be extrapolated to stripper and gymnast falls . At the top of her game, each woman represents a distinct female sexual ideal: The figure skater is the fluttering picture of grace, the stripper is the porn-ified whore, and the gymnast is the puberty-retarded nymph. To witness her fall is to live out a humiliation/destruction fantasy for her archetype. Also, falling is funny. If You Can’t Look Away: Female sexuality troubles you—it may be a threat, a point of jealous insecurity, or a source of intimidation. Alternately, you are a butt bruise fetishist. How do you feel about your mother? When You Tire of This Try: Diving board mishaps . [ Vid via GawkerTV ] Athletes Breaking Bones Why It’s Appealing: Though this genre overlaps with the previous category, it is a more classic form of Schadenfreude. The shocking realization that someone could be so fast/strong/physically enabled as to damage themselves so severely is also awesome. (Compare the above to a mere mortal slipping on ice while toddling across the sidewalk. Bo-ring.) If You Can’t Look Away: Sports fans, those who enjoy Discovery Channel Medical Mysteries , those who fear pain and enjoy torturing themselves. When You Tire of This Try: Contortionists . Big, Splashy Zit-Popping Why It’s Appealing: Way back in 2008, Jezebel documented this phenom, and editor Anna Holmes wrote a column tying it to social grooming, sadomasochism, symbolic orgasms, and the desire to excise one’s ugliest parts. I’ll add the joy of reveling in one’s own filth, and the satisfaction of obliterating minor enemies. (Have you ever burned a canker sore out with a finger full of salt? Exactly.) If You Can’t Look Away: OCD perfectionists and body dysmorphics can exorcise their demons here. Those who enjoy corporeal disgust—especially if you have ties to a religion that preaches mortification of flesh—will find comfort. When You Tire of This Try: Contortionists . Building Collapses Why It’s Appealing: Loud crashing noises and the glorious destruction of large-scale symbols of human endeavor. When it’s a planned demolition, you don’t even have to feel guilty. If You Can’t Look Away: Civilization strikes you as fleeting. Entropy and destruction give you joy. You’re the kind of guy who always kicks down the sand castle (jerk) and Freud has something to say about your feelings for phalluses. When You Tire of This Try: Car crashes . CGI Suicide Snuff Films Why It’s Appealing: Animation hobbyists say they’re merely experimenting with CGI gore. Suicide is a pragmatic necessity—staging murder requires two people, which you may not have. The meme gets creepier, though, when you realize its practitioners are almost exclusively teen boys (a worrisome demographic for depression and gun violence) and the YouTube descriptions sometimes treat “My Suicide” like it’s real. The web’s memory of various real (and hoax ) webcam suicides amplifies the horror. This meme animates our worst fears for social media and internet exhibitionism. If You Can’t Look Away: Technology both fascinates and terrifies you. You may be a fan of dystopic science fiction. (Margaret Atwood’s Oryx and Crake kind of predicted this.) Cyberbullying worries you. Alternately, you are an angsty teen. When You Tire of This Try: Hole in My Hand , a gentler CGI experiment in self-erasure. Hat-tip to commenter Samtagious . Enormous Animals Giving Birth Why It’s Appealing: Miracle of life + Majestic nature + Popping a zit + Cute baby aww . The above documentary depicts a Balinese elephant giving birth, then reviving the baby. If You Can’t Look Away: Your heart leaps up when you behold nature’s miracles. You have a high tolerance for gore, a deep love of baby animals, or both. Alternately, childbirth is a source of anxiety/fascination, and human ones are harder to find online. (But not impossible !) When You Tire of This Try: Animals humping weird things . Animal sex has always made me queasy. (Which is weird, because the elephant birth didn’t.) I’m told it’s funny, though.

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Which of These 6 Perversely Fascinating YouTube Memes Speaks to Darkness of Your Soul?

NYT Magazine recently probed the psyche of YouTube’s falling figure skater meme, a commenter points us to hobby animators’ CGI snuff films . Among a cornucopia of cyber-Schadenfreude, which genre describes your innermost desires, fears, or fetishes? Let us analyze. Warning: Some of these videos are NSFLunchBreak. There is also a chance that none will appeal to you, in which case your soul is as clean enough to eat off. To view all videos on a single page, click here . Figure Skater/Stripper/Gymnast Falls Why It’s Appealing: NYT Magazine ‘s Virginia Heffernan on the appeal figure skater falls : There is something ominous in the juxtaposition of vulnerable and underdressed women, melodramatic choreography involving moves called ‘death spirals’ and ‘death drops,’ sharp steel blades and skull-cracking ice. … In portentously played scenes of pairs skating, especially, men drop women in bone-splintering spills. The phenomenon may be extrapolated to stripper and gymnast falls . At the top of her game, each woman represents a distinct female sexual ideal: The figure skater is the fluttering picture of grace, the stripper is the porn-ified whore, and the gymnast is the puberty-retarded nymph. To witness her fall is to live out a humiliation/destruction fantasy for her archetype. Also, falling is funny. If You Can’t Look Away: Female sexuality troubles you—it may be a threat, a point of jealous insecurity, or a source of intimidation. Alternately, you are a butt bruise fetishist. How do you feel about your mother? When You Tire of This Try: Diving board mishaps . [ Vid via GawkerTV ] Athletes Breaking Bones Why It’s Appealing: Though this genre overlaps with the previous category, it is a more classic form of Schadenfreude. The shocking realization that someone could be so fast/strong/physically enabled as to damage themselves so severely is also awesome. (Compare the above to the last time I injured myself, slipping on ice while toddling slowly across the sidewalk. Bo-ring.) If You Can’t Look Away: Sports fans, those who enjoy Discovery Channel Medical Mysteries , those who fear pain and enjoy torturing themselves. When You Tire of This Try: Contortionists . Big, Splashy Zit-Popping Why It’s Appealing: Way back in 2008, Jezebel documented this phenom, and editor Anna Holmes wrote a column tying it to social grooming (think gorilla nit-picking), sadomasochism, symbolic orgasms, and the desire to excise the ugliest parts of yourself. I’ll add the joy of reveling in one’s own filth, and the satisfaction of obliterating minor enemies. (Have you ever burned a canker sore out with a finger full of salt? Exactly.) If You Can’t Look Away: Obsessive-compulsive perfectionists and body dysmorphics can exorcise their demons here. Those who enjoy corporeal disgust—especially if you have ties to a religion that preaches mortification of flesh—will find comfort. When You Tire of This Try: Contortionists . Building Collapses Why It’s Appealing: Loud crashing noises and the glorious destruction of the most solid and obvious symbols of human endeavor. When it’s a planned demolition, you don’t even have to feel guilty. If You Can’t Look Away: Civilization has always struck you as fleeting. Entropy and destruction give you joy. You’re the kind of guy who always kicks down the sand castle (jerk) and Freud has something to say about your troubled relationship with phalluses. When You Tire of This Try: Car crashes . CGI Suicide Snuff Films Why It’s Appealing: Animation hobbyists say they’re merely experimenting with CGI gore. In this light, feigning suicide is a pragmatic necessity—to stage a murder, you need another person, which you may not have. The meme gets creepier, though, when you realize it is almost exclusively teen boys (a worrisome demographic for depression and gun violence) and the YouTube description is frequently along the lines of “My Suicide.” The web’s memory of various real (and hoax ) webcam suicides amplifies the horror. This meme animates our worst fears for social media and internet exhibitionism. If You Can’t Look Away: Technology both fascinates and terrifies you. You may be a fan of any number of dystopic sci-fi novels. (Margaret Atwood’s Oryx and Crake kind of predicted this.) Cyberbullying worries you. When You Tire of This Try: Hole in My Hand , a gentler CGI experiment resulting in self-erasure. Hat-tip to commenter Samtagious . Enormous Animals Giving Birth Why It’s Appealing: Miracle of life + Mysteries of the animal kingdom + Sick satisfaction of popping a zit + Cute baby at the end. The above documentary clip depicts a Balinese elephant giving birth, then reviving the baby. If You Can’t Look Away: Your heart leaps up when you behold the awesome forces of nature. Alternately, childbirth is a source of anxiety/fascination, and human ones are hard to come by and/or are more invasive to watch. You have a high tolerance for gore. When You Tire of This Try: Animals humping weird things . I actually found the elephant birth cool, but animal sex has always made me queasy. Apparently many find it funny, though.

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Naked Body Scanner Image of Film Star Printed, Circulated by Airport Staff

Authorities’ claim that virtual strip search pictures immediately destroyed proven fraudulent – use of devices needs to be halted now. Claims on behalf of authorities that naked body scanner images are immediately destroyed after passengers pass through new x-ray backscatter devices have been proven fraudulent after it was revealed that naked images of Indian film star Shahrukh Khan were printed out and circulated by airport staff at Heathrow in London. UK Transport Secretary Lord Adonis said last week that the images produced by the scanners were deleted “immediately” and airport staff carrying out the procedure are fully trained and supervised. “It is very important to stress that the images which are captured by body scanners are immediately deleted after the passenger has gone through the body scanner,” Adonis told the London Evening Standard. Adonis was forced to address privacy concerns following reports that the images produced by the scanners broke child pornography laws in the UK. When the scanners were first introduced, it was also speculated that images of famous people would be ripe for abuse as the pictures produced by the devices make genitals “eerily visible” according to journalists who have investigated trials of the technology. However, the Transport Secretary’s assurances were demolished after it was revealed on the BBC’s Jonathan Ross show Friday that Indian actor Shahrukh Khan had passed through a body scan and later had the image of his naked body printed out and circulated by Heathrow security staff. more at link… added by: rodstradamus

Google Streetcar in Berlin

Link: http://fffff.at/google-streetcar-berlin/ The Free Art and Technology kids in Berlin spotted a Google Streetview van in Berlin and decided to track it…using Google Maps. Amazing what a GPS tracker will do — hopefully this will result in future hilarious Google Street View images for Berlin. Read

AnnaSophia Robb is The Freshest Jail Bait in the Pond of the Day

If you used to jerk off to Charlie and the Chocolate factory, because luring kids into your house of crazy with candy is porn to you, you may remember this girl as the girl who was in the movie….

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