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I don’t really know much about Dita Von Teese , so I’m not too sure if she normally travels on the shoulders of a billionaire or if this is some kind of publicity stunt. Either way, I like what she’s doing with her cleavage, it works for me. Replace the billionaire with a couple of homeless dudes holding a lawn chair and this is exactly how I travel to the supermarket once a week. The smell isn’t great, but it gives me a chance to work on my tan and catch up on my reading.