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Rachel Bilson In Her Sexy Warm Sweater

Everyone knows how much I love Rachel Bilson , I feel like I say that about a lot of women, I guess I just have a lot of love to give. Anyhow, Rachel has always been one of my favorites, right from the beginning, so I like to give her as much attention as I can. Beside, she’s walking down the street in sexy sweater. Hot! No really, that things got to be boiling. Where the hell is the tank top I sent you?

Oh Brother: The Human Centipede Porn Parody Trailer Has Arrived

“Is there anything more terrifying than this moment?” says one of the doomed-to-be-part-of-a-sex-centipede co-eds at the beginning of the trailer for The Human Sexipede . Well, probably. But, fear not. The highly anticipated (and slightly redundant) porn parody of The Human Centipede has arrived and, surprise: It looks pretty funny! Click ahead to enjoy the nudity free-but-still-NSFW trailer. Here’s a promise: You’ll feel better about yourself after watching this than you did after watching The Human Centipede .

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Tiger Woods Divorce Docs — ‘Irretrievably Broken’

Filed under: Elin Nordegren , Tiger Woods , Celebrity Justice TMZ has obtained the divorce documents filed in the Tiger Woods split … in which the marriage is described as “irretrievably broken.” According to the docs , Tiger and Elin Nordegren reached a settlement agreement way back at the beginning of July –… Read more

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RIP Megan Fox Motherfucker of the Day

Here is a picture of Megan Fox in the beginning…when she was just a high school girl who had dreams of Hollywood, when more than just her local football team wanted to fuck her, but a place where people like that guy from 90210 would get up inside her… And Here is a picture of her 10 years later in the end….after she got that acting career…she got that guy from 90210 she was crushing on back in high school…even though no one else wanted him and it wasn’t that challenging….especially since he was brainwashing her into staying with him when everyone else in Hollywood wanted him…. Now that her career has dried up and now with this marriage her sex appeal has dried up it’s safe to say the next thing in life to dry up is her pussy, after it spits out a kid… RIP Megan Fox or Megan Austin Green…the bitch no one gives a fuck about… The good news for the Megan Fox fans is that this is probably all just a publicity stunt cuz nothing in Hollywood is real.

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New Production Deal Means Valderrama-rama

Just as you suspected, Yo Mamma was only the beginning: Wilmer Valderrama just signed with 20th Century Fox TV to “develop, executive produce and star in a series project for the studio.” He’s also landed a multi-year deal with RelativityREAL to work on unscripted fare. Bottom line: We’ll be seeing much more of him soon. On the bright side, this could mean another ear-popping interview with Howard Stern . [ Deadline ]

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So You Think You Can Dance Quick Kicks: Rating the Top 9

So You Think You Can Dance broke a new barrier yesterday, and it’s one I like to call DUDES DANCING WITH DUDES. Look! It’s Alex and Twitch! They’re jiving together and exchanging stankface in front of America’s kids. Harvey Milk krumps tearfully from heaven. That was just the beginning of last night’s pleasures, as SYTYCD ‘s nine remaining dancers pulled it out for an all-around spectacular evening. And best of all, Adam Shankman didn’t bawl at the sky. Join us as we rate the Top 9 in quick succession!

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Adriane Curry Does Twitter in the Shower of the Day

Adriane Curry took her vile self to the shower to wash off her sins and posted the shit on twitter for new followers…cuz I guess some people like seeing bitches strategically posed in the shower…while I’m more into seeing actual pussy lip. Her cry for attention is obvious…but then again so is her entire career, because we’re dealing with a bitch who got addicted to “fame” from being on reality TV back in the beginning of reality TV and even married a 50 year old Brady Bunch actor cuz she was promised a reality show in exchange…but those good times are over and her camera crew was replaced with a cell phone camera and her TV show replaced with a Twitter account no one cares about, and this is her desperate effort for ratings…cuz this is all her useless ass has…I mean other than a very Brady midget and his Viagra prescription that is just happy he’s getting pussy now that he’s expired.

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Lindsay Lohan Crisis Deepens Without Hired Help

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan The woman who just quit Lindsay Lohan was not just an assistant — she was her lifeline — and LiLo’s friends are worried this is the beginning of a total unravel. Friends of Lohan tell us Lindsay is going to have a hard time finding anyone reliable to… Read more

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AMC Secretly Launching New Drama This Sunday

Last summer, Fox debuted Glee by airing the pilot episode right at the beginning of summer, then kept the rest of the series under wraps until the fall season. AMC is ganking that strategy for the launch of its new drama Rubicon , which launches this Sunday after Breaking Bad and then doesn’t return until August 1. There’s just one difference — AMC is barely doing a damn thing to promote it, and the screening isn’t even listed on their website. What gives?

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Watch Doctor Who Season 5 Episode 9 – Cold Blood (2)

Watch Doctor Who S5E9: Cold Blood (2) The Doctor will now confront the most trying conflict of his life as the most significant day in the long history of the Earth has finally arrive. It may very well be the dawn of the new age of harmony or it also might be the beginning of his last and final war. This battle forces him not to take any sides now and also makes him always think about the lives of everyone that is involved The latest episode of Doctor Who is the TV series’ 9th episode of the 5th season that aired last 05/29/2010 Saturday at 7:00 PM on BBC-1. Watch Doctor Who 5×9