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Are You Okay? Tyrese Rumored To Have Passed Out While Partying At D.C. Club

Get up Jody! Get up! First Ginuwine’s dopey morning TV performance , now this? What is really good with how TGT likes to party? Around 1 am the internet was abuzz with rumors that Tyrese fainted during a party at popular D.C. nightclub The Park. What do you think happened? Too many drinks and not enough food and rest? These artists really go too hard sometimes. We can’t really see too well from the footage what happened. Tyrese has yet to mention the incident, but he did post some footage from his night on IG along with this tweet: We hope he’s okay! On another note, have y’all been checking for the new TGT album? Continue reading

Craziest VINE Ever of the Day

4 Days ago…this VINE was posted on the internet…and it has since gone viral.. I am having a hard time believing that this person was randomly VINING the road at the exact time a truck drove off the overpass… I feel like this story makes more sense if it was a viral stunt put on by VINE to remind people that VINE still exists now that Instagram does video… But it’s still worth watching, because shit’s crazy if it is real. Drive safe.

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Raica Oliveira for Some Shitty Catalog of the Day

Catalog pics are the fucking best. I mean taking a 29 year old Brazilian model who has been in Sports Illustrated and putting her in shitty clothes, posing her in shitty ways, shooting her from shitty angles that focus primarily on selling the shitty clothes…that she’s fucking awesome.. I mean, it’s not like at her level of model fame, or even at her old model age, she wouldn’t put some effort in and get naked, maybe even spread her vagina for a photographer, I mean none of us would want that, when we can just google vaginas on the internet, and save Raica Oliveira for posing in garbage…am I right?

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Raica Oliveira for Some Shitty Catalog of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is back…and she’s taken to the internet to post a few selfies…selfies that are unlike the selfies I am usually a fan of…because they don’t involve her poppin her booty out, or touching her toes, or topless, even though at this stage of her career, they probably should. It would do some good for her…and for me so that I could masturbate to her…like it was 2004 and we were dating in my mind…while she was busy cheating on me with everyone in LA with or without herpes …slowly destroying everything about her…from her body to her soul…I’m just bummed she doesn’t look 45…. Lindsay Lohan, I still remember….Never forget…Send Nudes.

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Lindsay Lohan Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is back…and she’s taken to the internet to post a few selfies…selfies that are unlike the selfies I am usually a fan of…because they don’t involve her poppin her booty out, or touching her toes, or topless, even though at this stage of her career, they probably should. It would do some good for her…and for me so that I could masturbate to her…like it was 2004 and we were dating in my mind…while she was busy cheating on me with everyone in LA with or without herpes …slowly destroying everything about her…from her body to her soul…I’m just bummed she doesn’t look 45…. Lindsay Lohan, I still remember….Never forget…Send Nudes.

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Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

Courtney Stodden posted this very important and relevant tweet last Friday…and HERE ARE THE PICS Nothing like a 30 year old stripper or escort pretending to be a teen and really milking it, even though she’s got clown sized novelty titties that no teen would ever get… IT’s all fucking lies, even a joke, but lies I don’t mind because they come half naked and struggling hard for attention as the media eats up every fucking piece of her bullshit, because they got nothing better to talk about…A joke maybe, but we all know it’s going to end in a sex tape, it’s just a waiting game, and I dig that… TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS OF HER DOING CARTWHEELS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook Posted Some Hot Pics to Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook is an old sloppy big titty bitch…who manages to pull off these decent photoshoots so that every dude who sees her falls in love with her and thinks she’s a amazing…without taking the time to look at what she looks like when she’s not photoshopped to shit…. You see any girl with stupid sized tits, especially when they are real, is going to hormonally be fertile as shit, which Kelly Brook has proven with at least one pregnancy that ended in “tragedy”…and with being fertile as shit..comes sloppy asses, thighs and cellulite.. I like tits… I just think tits get too much hype, so much hype that chubby girls get famous for them. That never made sense to me…I have a friend who only fucks fat girls for their tits, and would say “She had huge tits” and I’d say “She had huge everything bro, especially an appetite, I mean shit…she’s huge”….I guess I just don’t love big tits more than I love skinny chicks… We live in a world where there is so much more than tits…like asshole, you know it is the window to a girl’s soul… To see some big titty sloppy legs that aren’t photoshopped CLICK HERE

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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini on Instagram of the Day

A few hours ago…the internet was shat on like it was my face at a german S&M club…when Stella McCartney posted a picture of her friend, our enemy, Gwyneth Paltrow in a Stella McCartney Bikini, doing a little Vegan jump, all old and totally not erotic, not that Gwyneth Paltrow has the ability to be erotic, but she does have the ability to leverage her dad’s connections into becoming an A-Lister…without really ever deserving it, which is always nice to see, especially 15 years later, while half naked…or not…ever…maybe this would be better if she was wearing a snow-suit..but then again, she isn’t fat..so I’ll let it slide…

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I like Girl Girl Surf Videos of the Day

I’ve been trying to convince Anastasia Ashley to marry me for as long as I’ve known she’s existed and started following her on the internet…unfortunately she never answers me…but the good news is, she’s hasn’t blocked me….not even when I threatened to kidnap her and lock her in my basement feeding her very little until she became to weak to resist my love…I mean there’s very little less romantic than that level of passion to break the laws for a bitch…But I guess in this generation, Romance is dead, people just want to fuck, and Anastasia Ashley is busy not fucking me.. But the good news is, I get to watch her surf videos over and over, pretending the wave she was riding was my dick…with her pussy.

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I like Girl Girl Surf Videos of the Day

Mila is the Late Night Booty Call Of The Day

Her name is MILA and I am in love…I figure it’s 3 am, I’m drunk, I want to fuck, why not turn to the internet to fall in love, while my wife snores her disgusting snores and smells her disgusting smell, when I want to ignore the girls I fuck on the sidelines to make me seem less eager, so I’ve turned to X-Art because they lure the hottest girls in porn imaginable…these girls are like actual models or some shit…only they bang out…or just get naked…all while being totally artistic, amazing, erotic, I’m in love…. To See Her 7 Minute Masturbation Video CLICK HERE To see more of her CLICK HERE

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Mila is the Late Night Booty Call Of The Day