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Some No Name Model Bitch Named Janell Shirtcliff Topless of the Day

Janell Shirtcliff is some no name bitch, who doesn’t really matter, but who is trying her best to get herself out there, trying so hard she’s taking nude pics with photographers that I guess she hopes will get her some reach…even though her real hope should be trying to find a way to make her titties the same size, you know even them out so that when she decides to have pictures of her taken topless for free, you know to add to her portfolio, the next time, it will be more substantial. I’d still fuck her…but remember…I’d fuck a farm animal of a bitch if it was consenting, hell I even married one. Here are the pics…she’s pretty decent…and she isn’t fat…I should try to flirt with her on the internet….with promises of fame….

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Some No Name Model Bitch Named Janell Shirtcliff Topless of the Day

Anthony Weiner Wiener Pics and the Ass Who Exposed Them of the Day

I don’t care about dick pics, whether they are my own, a celebrities, a politicians, or just filling up the phones of girls I meet in bars and make show me the dick pics in their phone to see how slutty they are, cuz every girl has at least one dick in her phone. But I do care about sexting, whether it is a silly scandal involving people of interest, or whether it is just some slutty college girl, cuz everyone is doing it, it’s the whole basis of the internet and smart phones. It is why social media works, we are all self taught pornographers, we have all done this, and it is the only hope I have for society… If dick pics aren’t your thing, here’s the ass of the girl he was sexting, if I was a politician, I’d do better, hell I’m not a politician and I do better. Her name is Sydney Elaine Leathers, and she takes shitty selfies. Her pose is all wrong, and those high waisted panties, seriously? are you in your 40s bitch? I guess on the internet things live forever.

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Anthony Weiner Wiener Pics and the Ass Who Exposed Them of the Day

Jo Parker is a New Amazing Glamour Model of the Day

Jo Parker is a brand new Titty model for the UK Glamour model scene and we like titty models, especially when they are brand new, un-tarnished and amazing, cuz they do this very important thing I call, show their titties. Now I don’t care what went wrong in their lives, or what their career goals are, or why they decided they need to get topless, whether it is revenge on an ex, or a dad or just because they are fun loving, free spirited girls who look good and the opportunity presented itself…cuz ultimately being paid to show tit is not a bad thing…it’s an amazing thing, a beautiful thing, a natural thing even when fake thing…and I endorse her and her new found career and so should you…

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Alexa Vega is Fun at the Internet of the Day

Spy Kid Alexa Vega is a lot of fun on the internet, from showing off a ripped body that Robert Rodriguez may have touched inappropriately on set, you know how these hollywood stories pan out, especially with directors so eager to do Kids programming, kinda like the school bus driver so eager to pick up kids rather than do any other job they are capable of…like regular bus driving…To simulating getting fisted by some chick up her dress… I am a fan of everything happening in here…I love me a fit girl…even if I prefer Child Stars to be more broken and dying.

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Nina Agdal for Leonisa Lingerie of the Day

As far as I’m concerned Nina Agdal looks retarded, at least in the face, and based on the fact that she’s dating Adam/Avril Lavigne, she probably is retarded, at least in her mental capacity, but that body is just fucking magical and fit when photoshopped to shit, making her the next SI Covergirl, because by December Kate Upton will have eaten herself to death like she was Anna Nicole Smith, and well the A-List relationship will make this one a household name…it’s all strategic…and the only sad thing in all this is that retarded people don’t all look like this..it would make changing their diapers at the home far more fun…

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Rita Ora Spread Pussy Shot of the Day

I spent the better part of the day yesterday staring at girls in bikinis with their legs uncrossed and it turns out…I really like it. Makes me wonder why I don’t live in a beach town where I can spend my days doing it…rather than sitting on the internet looking at pics of it… But then I remember the reason…severe laziness…and inability to accomplish anything.. But this isn’t about me, it’s about RITA ORA, the new Rihanna and her spread legs in a white bikini, showing us she’s not as fat as she used to be an that she’s ready to take the reins from our dying Rihanna heroine…as she falls deeper into insanity, bring in the second string… I’m into it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mariah Carey Bikini for the Internet of the Day

Mariah Carey did this photoshoot in her bikini that she posted to the internet because no one told her that she’s 100 fucking years old. The good news is that the end result looks like some cheesy fucking shoot that took place back on a Miami spring break party in the 90s, or for the high school yearbook shit, with masterful graphic design shit, you know when she wasn’t 100 fucking years old…almost tricking me into thinking it was taken back when she mattered…before a bunch of kids…

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Mariah Carey Bikini for the Internet of the Day

Mariah Carey Bikini for the Internet of the Day

Mariah Carey did this photoshoot in her bikini that she posted to the internet because no one told her that she’s 100 fucking years old. The good news is that the end result looks like some cheesy fucking shoot that took place back on a Miami spring break party in the 90s, or for the high school yearbook shit, with masterful graphic design shit, you know when she wasn’t 100 fucking years old…almost tricking me into thinking it was taken back when she mattered…before a bunch of kids…

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Maria Menounos Bikini Ass of the Day

Maria Menounos posted an ass shot to the internet, because she appreciates how much attention her booty gets, you know she knows a low level TV presenter on some ghetto ass show no one should watch, but people do watch, doesn’t deserve to be celebrated…even after showing the world her vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…a vagina that is actually her secondary orifice behind her asshole…you know being greek and all they have a system in place people and we can’t culturally change them…we can just look at what they like to have fucked…in bikinis….being celebrated and showcased by them…because why the fuck not take all the attention your ass can get…literally…

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Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Brasil of the Day

I’ve posted some of the pics from this shoot with Gisele…here are the rest…and she’s looking’ greasier than Tom Brady’s ass after a good old fashioned quarterback gang bang after he won the Superbowl….only probably less gay to stare at for the last 10-16 minutes…but I wouldn’t know because the Tom Brady anus video hasn’t been uploaded to the internet yet…

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