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Hana Jirickova Humping a Tree for Vogue of the Day

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hana Jirickova is some up and coming model who I think is pretty fucking lovely. I have no idea where she is from, but she looks like a communist place where her parents once waited in line for toilet paper, but that has turned into a place with the most billionaires per capita, obsessed with designer clothing and all things expensive, making for the girls to be fucking bratty cunts. Not that Hana Jirickova is a bratty cunt…but she is humping a tree for Vogue Mexico and that shit is probably the equivalent to doing gang bang anal porn that is bottom of the barrel, just to get a name for yourself…the fashion version. But at least she’s doing Vogue.

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Eva Mendes Has a Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Panty flashes are better when there are no panties, or when the panties are stained, or when there is a wet spot from leakage, pee or squirt. Especially when they are on Eva Mendes, the token hispanic babe with great tits they pulled out of a life of single mom stripper and gave the life of Hollywood to, because I would expect a better performance out of her, you know based on her historical relevance to the fucking world. You know a legacy built on being a babe in movies we all want to fuck. The kind of girl who shouldn’t be flashing panties, but instead should be flashing labia. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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iJustine in a Bikini for Social Media of the DAy

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess we’ve come to that point in the world where social media internet stars have become celebrities in their own right. Their youtube channels are making them 100,000-300,000 dollars a month, people love them, and they may not be on actual TV or movies, but they might as well are, in a DIY way. Sure they remind me how much I have failed at the internet, since being on it since the late 1990s and being abrasive and hated by all, but at the same time, they inspire me and remind me that there will be countless other opportunities in life I miss out on, and there’s something really depressing, yet inspiring about that. Justine Ezarik – iJustine – in a Bikini….why the fuck not.

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Dita Von Teese Topless in Pasties of the Day

Posted on March 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dita Von Teese sucks. She’s just one of those right time/right place situations….a socially awkward nerd who found the internet in a time when the mainstream wasn’t on the internet….developing a fan base that was strong enough for the mainstream who hadn’t been on the internet and were slow to get on the internet to assume it meant she was famous….in what I like to call the “Tila Tequila Syndrome”….only I think Dita Von Teese was before Tila Tequila…but pretty much the same fucking story….dudes like bitches who get naked online and add them as friend on myspace…mainstream media find out about myspace and see dudes like girls by their friend count….recruiting them to be in their Playboy magazine….laying the foundation of a career as a 1940s obsessed Pin-Up/Burlesque icon who lacks any and all originality…who stirred the pot and got so many fat chicks involved in the movement…all sloppy with their nipple tassels on….when all Dita Von Teese shoulda really been was a lesbian pornstar…like her earlier work depicted…. So the internet made her a star…an artist…an icon in vintage stripping movement….but it ruined her lesbian porn career she was into when trying to get famous…..making her an all round fail…but here she is simulating toplessness regardless… TO SEE PICS OF HER ROCKING CRAZY FUCKING CLEAVAGE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr Topless and Censored for Instagram of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is a fucking jerk…she went to the trouble of posting this awesome pic of her topless in the ocean….living the life of luxury that girls dream of….but can’t pull off cuz they are ratchet, haggard, and not Miranda Kerr….all romantic, sun soaked with her titties out….but they edited the shit so that I can’t imagine breast feeding…which is something I love doing…what a fucking bummer….I’d say she’s gotta redeem herself….but the truth is…her titties are already all over the internet…you just gotta LOOK FOR IT making this cock teasing activity…not as bad as it initially made me…. I forgive her.

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Eva Herzigova’s Naked for Fashion of the Day

Posted on February 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Herzigova is naked for some ad campaign and it is about as exciting as you’d expect it to be, you know since it is for fashion and not for spread vaginas or gynecological equipment or cervix jewelry…even though cervix jewelry is the only accessory I am into this year…but I guess no one cares about my needs…assholes.

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Ariana Grande Pantyhose Upskirt of the Day

Posted on February 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariana Grande is the next generation of tween starlets who I’ve never heard of, you know the new Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus, even though she’s pretty much the same age as them, only instead of running off to do SMUT, she’s still knee deep in the Disney candy coated bullshit shows that perverts everywhere watch with their kids, making her a 19 year old that is pretty well lusted after by dads everywhere….and I guess single dudes weird enough to watch kids shows for the pussy….which unfortunately isn’t something I do…despite how pathetic it sounds…I just stick to the self shot upskirt pics they release to the internet…that’s more my thing…even if I like my pantyhose crotches to be more ripped, stained, wet, amazing….

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Rose McGowan is my Best Friend Showing Ass of the Day

Posted on February 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rose McGowan probably wouldn’t tell you that we’re best friends, but I like to think of our exchange on facebook, when she deleted me after realizing I wasn’t one of Robert Rodriguez’s family members, was as magical for her as it was for me….you know when she told me I should change my internet persona to being someone far nicer….when I tried to explain that I am nice, this is all fun and games, I love all of God’s children equally, but if you’re gonna choose the fame game, I’m gonna choose to laugh at you…but never at you Rose McGowan…cuz you’ve aged gracefully, you’re classy, even with your ass hanging out of your pants, and all I want to do is hold you hand and tell you I care…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Daisy Watts is Trying to Be Famous the Right Way of the Day

Posted on February 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Daisy Watts is apparently a Glamour model, or aspiring Glamour model, with 25,000 twitter followers, some of which may be purchased…and she’s doing this fame game the right way…you know by pumping out smutty pics for the perverts on the internet to fall in love with her….and print up to masturbate on….or to do weird fan art of….cuz that’s what loneliness does to a man…. I figure if ever you have big old tits, posting pics like this, is the way to get ahead….cuz as of today….I now know who Daisy Watts is….she’s on my radar….and also on yours…and it only took 3 pics…. Life lesson learned girls….start snappin’ that snapper.

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Lauren Falls is the Exposed Instagram Babe of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of my favorite thing in life is girls…..and my favorite thing about girls….is that they all love male attention…even the lesbians….. Even when they are hot and get male attention…it’s like a deep rooted need to be the star of the fucking show….even if the show is the bar they are at…..even if it means humiliating themselves…or getting naked on the internet…all cuz someone asks them to…. There are so many girls who I know and love on instagram and in life who just post hot naked pics all fucking day…and I have nothing against hot naked pics….I live for them….but they are doing it for some psychological gratification…..hoping to get some level of Kim Kardashian…. Like this hot chick who I follow named Lauren Falls……this is her INSTAGRAM …..but more importantly….I found out that prior hot bure really tame on INSTAGRAM ….Lauren was like all girls…. Aspiring to get noticed the easiest way….by getting naked on GIRLS GONE WILD because at the time she didn’t care and was asked to…and I guess that was like being asked to star in fucking Twilight….. Thinking maybe it would be her big break….you know put her on the map for others to see how hot she is…..those camera lights and Joe Francis informercials are blinding….as is being the chosen one from the ghetto local bar you spend your boring life at …..and thanks to the internet….these awesome life choices last forever….. TO SEE HER NUDE FOLLOW THIS LINK EXPOSED!!!!

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