Tag Archives: the-internet

This is a big f*cking… meme

By now I'm sure you've heard that Joe Biden said “this is a big fucking deal.” The fallout from this f-bomb has celebrated by the internet's visual punsters. This is a round up of Biden talking things other than healthcare. “this is a big fucking dill.” “this is a big fucking eel.” “this is a big fucking seal.” “this is a big fucking Biel.” “this is a big fucking wheel.” Consult your rhyming dictionaries for more puns. If you want to wear the original joke, you should put your pre-order for the Busted Tees shirt that ships next week. added by: joshuaheller

Mapping internet growth, still not many users in Africa.

The BBC has an interesting infographic showing how the internet has grown since 1998. Internet usage has increased in many parts of the world, but noticeably not on the African continent. “The Democratic Republic of Congo has 290,000 users, representing just 0.45% of the population.” Cedric Kalonji uses the internet, to create a more Democratic Republic of Congo. Watch as he and other African bloggers, show the importance of internet access. added by: joshuaheller

Is the Internet Ruining the Olympics? [Olympic Mysteries]

Watching the silly drama unfold yesterday about disappointed skier Julia Mancuso ‘s mean Tweets about teammate Lindsey Vonn , I started considering how the internet has played a part in these Hotlympics. And I don’t like it! Obviously Gawker has been giving you the Best Olympics Coverage On the Internet , so the ol’ series of tubes has definitely proved good for something these past two weeks. But otherwise? It’s mostly doing damage. Are we surprised that two athletes who have competed with each other since childhood are not always the best of friends? We really shouldn’t be. But then Mancuso uses a bad word in a Tweet while discussing yesterday’s flagged Giant Slalom run (caused by Vonn crashing) and everyone gets allll posty about how there’s Fightz! going on among the ranks of the women skiers. And everyone picks it up, because who doesn’t like two pretty girls fighting and splattering sexy mud all over our beautiful, kind global celebration . Frustratingly, the athletes can get all caught up in it too, and the whole gross, dumb thing keeps getting frothier and frothier. Or attend the tale of poor Scotty Lago, the dudebro snowboarder (is there any other kind?) who became be-scandal’d and was told to go home because of sexxxy photos he took in the Olympic Village. To be fair, it is quite shocking that a 22-year-old kid who just won an Olympic medal in Baggy-Pant Spinning would be gallivanting around Athlete Disneyworld flirting and trying to pull a little tail. And because of The Internet, TMZ can run some candid snaps of such behavior and Vancouver tells him to go home. Lest we fans start to suspect that the Olympians might be doing bad sex things ! And of course the internet is also giving us those cruel, horrible spoilers. Right on the front pages of the New York Times or, more mind-bogglingly, NBC.com. I am fine with the fact that time is what it is and the work day is too, so I can’t really watch everything when it’s happening. Say what you will about NBC’s Americans First, Questions Never airing practices, but an 8pm block is, I suspect, still the most sensible way for us to watch the games. Yet the internet doesn’t respect our personal wishes and splashes this spoiler shit everywhere they can. “Why are Bode Miller’s race results on LARPer.com??,” I think desperately to myself when scanning my favorite websites. It’s just a shame. Obviously the internet has done some good things for us during these Olympics (two thumbs), but for the most part I think we’d all be better off without all the peripheral noise it creates. That said, if the web can dig up anything about, oh say, just off the top of my head, some sort of Joubert/Weir hate-sex scandal or something, I think some of us could take an academic interest in that. As always, pics via Getty

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Is the Internet Ruining the Olympics? [Olympic Mysteries]

Nice Kills: The Favor Economy and the Constant Death of the Media

# howthingswork Meredith Bryan observes in the NYO today that—hello!—niceness is back! On the internet , and in New York in general. Goodbye to cynicism! This interesting and somewhat true phenomenon will destroy us all , if we let it. More

Tweet Museum, and internet art

Tweets are ephemeral messages that get forgotten by the next @reply. Artist Odessa Begay has been cataloging meaningless celebrity tweets, then illustrating them. These are some recent Twitter masterpieces featuring @THE_REAL_SHAQ, @lancearmstrong, and @nickjonas.

The Lonely Faces of Five Minutes on Chatroulette

So have you checked out this Chatroulette thing? It’s like Omegle , sudden instant e-chats with a stranger, only this time there’s video and audio (which can both be turned off for anonymous browsing). Click, get a person, repeat. Curious about what the whole fuss was about, we spent exactly five minutes this afternoon (for this we are paid!) flipping through, and being flipped through. Who’s on the strange, sad thing? Well, your typical gay dudes looking for action. There are also a few depressingly cheap, Eastern Bloc-looking porn ads. But mostly it’s just lonely-looking people — in sweaters, wearing glasses, with dogs barking in the background, looking expectant, looking worried, looking bored. Chatroulette, to us, isn’t titillating in the way we thought it might be. Instead it’s just a sort of bleak, Alexander Payne-esque reminder of the tedium of life. It’s just people sitting, waiting for something to happen. And, you know, one guy jerking off. (Couldn’t get that screenshot fast enough, sadly).

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How To Catch An iPhone Thief

Link: http://iphonetheif.blogspot.com/2010/… How one man used MobileMe and Google maps to find his stolen iPhone. Longest saga ever is the internet equivalent of a 16-episode mini-series

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Naked French iPhone App of the Day

I don’t know how recent this video is, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it, so I can only assume it’s been online forever. I know this app is obviosuly just a smart viral video, but I still envy the motherfucker for having that many people willing to get totally naked for the sake of his videos, I try my best to get girls to get naked on camera and they always refuse, so whoever is behind this is either a God, or gay, cuz girls trust gay dudes cuz they think they don’t have ulterior motives, even though they still put you on the internet, but it’s seen as art and not smut or some shit, and based on motherfuckers language I’m going with French, which is a lot like being gay, cuz it tricks bitches into thinking they are sensitive and romantic, despite being just as sleazy as me….

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Naked French iPhone App of the Day

Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah, Roma Roma Ma, Gaga Ooh La La

Link: http://raraahahahromaromamagagaoohlal… Is this the greatest site on the internet or the latest Abu Ghraib playlist

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Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah, Roma Roma Ma, Gaga Ooh La La

Ashley Greene in Bodypaint for an Ad of the Day

I saw this earlier this week – I forgot to post it – because I didn’t think it was that big of a deal and actually found it boring when there’s hot naked pussy on the internet to waste my time watching… I always forget who Ashley Greene is but apparently she’s in on the SI marketing campaign cuz they need their Swimsuit issue to be next fucking level since it’s the only issue people give a fuck about and is probably the only reason they still print the magazine and haven’t taken it to print….

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Ashley Greene in Bodypaint for an Ad of the Day