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Miley Cyrus Ass Fucks Kim Kardashian on Instagram of the Day

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 11, 2014 at 1:59am PST I don’t really know what the kids are into these days and I wouldn’t really thing that Miley Cyrus is really representative of the youth, seeing as when I was 18, I didn’t or couldn’t relate to anything going on in the mainstream, and anything the mainstream did was just fucking lame as fuck, even when trying to tap into the skateboard, punk rock, hip hop world…but maybe things have changed, and maybe with the internet, the mainstream is the underground, and this Miley shit is deemed cool, and not just parody of what’s actually going on….because I think it’s pretty cool… I mean she rode a giant dick for her birthday, like a mechanical bull, and photoshopped herself to look like she’s riding into Kim Kardashian’s ass… That’s amazing, even if Miley is this disconnected popstar rich kid freak…it is amazing..and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Ashley Graham Plus Sized Lingerie of the Day

I would argue that the world doesn’t need more plus sized lingerie model pics. In fact I would argue that the world doesn’t need any plus sized lingierie pics. I guess this is just a testament of our times, where the world is obese, and I guess they can’t relate to the skinny models who are build to wear the baseline size 0 of clothing…you know the way clothing is meant to fit when it is designed….but rather make the clothing for the people, and have people the people can relate to model those clothes… I don’t know who this brand is, but I do know that it should be Victoria’s Secret, but instead they use girls they pay 1,000,000 dollars a year to, who have totally disconnected bodies to the audience they sell to, and for some reason they get celebrated, instead of shat on for being evil for how they objectify women… Where are the feminists protesting them? Probably wearing Victoria’s Secret…so that said, I am all for what this company is doing, even if I hate fat chicks, because fat is unhealthy and disgusting…

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Ashley Graham Plus Sized Lingerie of the Day

Shay Mitchell Laying in Bed of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some Pretty Little Liars star, who I guess is trying to break into the mainstream because she’s already pretty mainstream, at least to a specific group of people, because she’s got millions of fans, even though if I mentioned her to anyone, they would probably have no idea who she was, not that I would ever mention her to anyone, I don’t actually talk about this shit on my everyday life, if I did I would genuinely hate myself for it, because at my core, in my soul, I have zero fucking interest in these celebrities, they aren’t important, what they do isn’t important, and it’s all pretty fucking boring…even when they get half naked in badly lit shoots….we know she’s got an ego, is a pain in the ass, and thinks she’s super fucking relevant…but we also know that she really isn’t, so she might as well spread her ass and make this laying in bed more like what I want it to be…and less whatever this pixelated shit is…

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“The Rickey Smiley Morning Show” Does Hilarious Reenactment Of The Aaliyah Biopic! [EXLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Since Lifetime completely messed up the Aaliyah biopic, “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show” figured they’d take a stab at it! I mean why not, right?…

“The Rickey Smiley Morning Show” Does Hilarious Reenactment Of The Aaliyah Biopic! [EXLUSIVE AUDIO]

Misty Copeland Lands Reality Series On Oxygen

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What can’t Misty Copeland do? The ballerina catapulted the world of dance into the mainstream as the face of Under Armour, and is the second-ever…

Misty Copeland Lands Reality Series On Oxygen

Emily Ratajkowski Still Exists and She’s in GQ of the Day

I am a firm believer that Emily Ratajkowski is on the decline. I think last year was her breakout year, and pretty much gave us all she has to offer. I don’t think the attention span of the general public is really in this one for a long haul. I mean sure she’s got an interesting bird face, and massive tits, and big fake looking lips and tits, but so does every fucking lap dancing stripper I know…. She got in a viral video, people liked her tits, the mainstream media interpreted that as relevant, like they did with Tila Tequila, and now she’s just riding that wave as it comes into shore…because there are so many more interesting, friendlier, prettier, bustier, amazing girls that Emily Ratajkowski… She just pulled off a good scam, and with every scam, you eventually get cuaghter. I guess GQ is giving her one more shot, but this time next year, you won’t even remember this bitch…unless she proves me wrong, which is possible…I’m wrong all the fucking time…I mean look at my life…clearly I’ve been wrong before, like in every fucking choice I’ve made! here are the GQ pics…

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Miley Cyrus Dancing with her Sister for Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a good influence on her tween sister. It’s like she’s paving the way to erotic stripper dancing, making it okay for her when she comes up to do something a little more hardcore now that Miley’s exhausted the options. Not to mention, she’s coming to age in a broken home now that Achy Breaky and Stripper mom are split up, and that alone can make for some good times when coupled with trying to outdo the sister, a drug addiction from having too much money and being raised in Hollywood, and all the other good stuff that comes with the recipe for disaster that comes with being Noah Cyrus… So here’s part one of the demise…the instagram twerk.

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Lake Bell Topless in Esquire of the Day

Lake Bell is some New York city rich kid, who I am sure I have heard of, but has barely done anything significant enough for me to notice, at least not in the mainstream, so I wikipedia-ed her to see what her deal was, and it turns out she’s 35, which may be old as fuck, but apparently not too old to show her tits in a magazine, and along with a bunch of shitty acting jobs, she writes and directs and stars in her own movies, which despite being some narcissist hustle, I kind of respect that she’s taken on the industry with her own resources, without them, and that may make her a bigger star than working for the hollywood assholes, it’s a DIY strategy that I like…but maybe I’m just distracted by her nipples in Esquire…

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Katy Perry’s Boobs Don’t Save this Time of the Day

It’s no secret that Katy Perry has big tits…It’s also no secret that Katy Perry has masterminded the mainstream by becoming their puppet thanks to strategic moves…and I want to make it clear, there is nothing wrong with selling out…being rich and famous is validation and allows for a great life…but I will say that her music fucking sucks…and when se’s not showing off her tits properly…so does her bad skinned face…not that it really matters…but I expect more out of people who get paid to look good…If I wanted something like this I would have fucked the weird loner girl with bad skin and a bad body no one talked to in high school…oh right..I did… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris: Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke for Halloween!

Julianne Hough donning blackface for Halloween ? A bit controversial, we get it. But as bad as an 87-year putting thoughts into our head of him railing his wife from behind? Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris got into the Halloween spirit last night, posting a photo to Instagram of their 2013 costumes: Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke from that duo’s racy performance at this summer’s MTV Video Music Awards. Hefner is rocking a black-and-white top akin to the one worn by Thicke during that performance, while Harris holds a foam finger and has her hair in knots. Expect the latter to be a very popular costume across the nation on Thursday night. Crystal is also Twerking all up on her older husband’s crotch, an image that we may never be able to erase from our minds. This photo makes the controversial routine itself seem tame by comparison. Sort of.

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