Faking the funk? There’s a theory floating out there that not only were “Duck Dynasty” patriarch Phil Robertson’s anti-gay comments a publicity stunt, but that the whole show is a fraud being perpetrated by a bunch of Southern yuppies who have been faking their whole hillbilly lifestyle!. Peep the video of comedian Dusty Smith we found via AATTP.org : Wow do you believe it? Hit the flip for a better look at the photos.
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Alyssa Miller is some girl who Sports Illustrated created thanks to dating the photographer’s son, probably a strategic move, like dating Jake Gyllenhaal, even though Gyllenhaal is gay, because you only live once and you might as well get as much exposure as possible..you know make the fucking moves when the opportunity presents itself, even if it requires using your vagina as collateral because otherwise some other girl is going to do it and get all that could have been yours…Get money, fuck bitches.
I think I just fell in love with Selena Gomez…all it took was a few months to forget she scissored with Justin Beiber in some of the gayest lesbian sex ever…but more importantly it took some touring to shed that pesky 10 pounds of weed and prescription pill weight that was holding you down and making her not very amazing to look at in a bikini in Springbreakers…. She’s the kind of girl I want to sing love songs, written by a team of a dozen people, set up by the record label, in efforts to sell millions of copies, like I am some kind of money making puppet, because she’s into those kinds of long songs…and maybe, just maybe, we’ll scissor one day too…cuz I am an inny not an putty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
You know how it is when you’re a bored overpaid athlete…you have girls throwing themselves at you all fucking day and even when they aren’t….it’s just a matter of making a phone call…since you know as well as they know that they are just in it for the money anyways, so whether they are legit gold diggers or groupies or hookers…in your mind they are all the fucking same…and you have sex with them regardless because there is just a lot of downtime and nothin’ to do in your privileged life… The funny thing is that girls know that Athletes are all alpha males with a lot of money, yet they jump at the opportunity to be jumped by them, like it is some kind of status thing…so weird. The only pro athletes who aren’t out fucking random young sluts without a condom in hotel room threesomes are the weirdo Jesus freaks who play baseball, but other than that…it’s an anything goes free for all orgy filled with unwanted pregnancies, illegitimate babies and courtroom paternity test settlements… He’s a boxer, and like many boxers before him, he’s all testosterone fueled and the bitches be ready to fuck…this was leaked to Worldstar cuz the girls are probably trying to fame whore…use every opportunity you can yo…. Started from the unprotected sex with the ratchets…now we’re here… Who really knows if it is him all I See is unprotected EGGPLANT …and to celebrate that…you should GET THIS it’s the unofficial sex tape mercy.
Tim invites Charles over to help paint TJ’s new bedroom and takes the opportunity to talk to Charles about his possible foray into parenting. Tim warns Charles about the difficulties of being a single parent and urges him to prepare himself, but will Charles take his advice seriously? youtube own Continue reading →
I am not posting this video because it is erotic, if you can masturbate to it, and I know at least one of you can, and probably has, you’re officially a fucking werido, but I still accept you, I just won’t invite you over for tea. I am not posting this video because it is gruesome or violent or really worth watching. I am posting this video, because seeing the coach throw his glasses like a girl before throwing down, for some reason, is really fucking funny to me…
Behati Prinsloo has had sex, probably unprotected sex, because people don’t use condoms, especially not white people, which pretty much means she’s dead, at least to me, but not dead enough to still get half naked and model in her underwear, because I guess she’s not dead in body, but only dead in spirit and in vagina, that I will likely never get the opportunity to fist in anger, trying to punch out the Adam Levine cooties, before going down on her for 3-8 months…without taking a break for air….
Teen Mom 2‘s Kailyn Lowry is a big gay rights supporter. A photo shoot involving her son to bolster that cause has baby daddy Jo Rivera irate, however. The shoot by Kate Hedrick features Kail’s husband, Javi Marroquin , and model Wesley Watkins holding Isaac in between them, as if he were their child. “Doesn’t this make you sick?” a Twitter fan asked Rivera, to which he responded, “yes it does.” But not because of gay rights, or so he claims. Called out for being homophobic, Jo replied, “Oh no I’m all for equality. But I don’t see how that photo has anything to do with representing equality.” NoH8, for its part, issued a statement in support of Kailyn Lowry : “Children learn about love and acceptance at an early age,” a rep said, so “standing up for equality is one of the most important things a parent can do.” “Biases can be learned too, but taking the opportunity to show their child what it’s like to stand up for what’s right gives that child the ability to recognize and defy those biases.” Adds the rep for the campaign, “We’re proud to see so many parents using the NOH8 Campaign as a teachable moment in their child’s development.” Asked for her opinion on Rivera’s comment, Hedrick wouldn’t get into it, offering only, “I don’t know Jo. People are entitled to their opinions.” Do you agree with Kailyn or Jo? And do you think Jo is only upset that his son would be used in the ad, rather than by the content of the ad itself? Share your comments on Jenelle Evans ‘ not-quite-as-controversial co-star and her ongoing drama with Jo, Javi and Isaac in the comments below!
All I want to say about Lindsay Arnold is that she has the greatest booty I’ve ever seen in a pair of leggings and that I’d be honored if she’d gave me the opportunity to fulfill one of my life long dreams and let me motorboat it for 5 seconds. Consider it like Make A Wish, except I’m not dying.
