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Lily Aldridge Boring for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I like fast fashion as much as any Bangladeshi garment factory worker. I mean there’s just something so awesome about producing shit overseas, you know taking the jobs away from Americans who could use the jobs, and exploiting third world countries, paying them 38 dollars a month to work 50 hours a week, making garbage quality product with little to no craftsmanship or design, to shit out in retail stores and to make women think they need to buy the shit for 80 times what it cost to make it, all because of the way they marketed it. You know, making 2 dollar bras, selling them for 50 bucks, and using 10 dollars per bra to pay people like Lily Aldridge to model it in some primetime TV infomercial and 15 dollar a bra to cover overhead like rent in their shitty stores, or these catalog campaigns that suck, leaving 23 dollars in profit, to sustain the 5 billion dollars in revenue they make a fucking year. It’s pretty disgusting, but what isn’t disgusting is girls in lingerie! Yay. Even if I preferred groupie slut Lily Aldridge when she was a tampon ad model fucking rockstars…and not some VS model married to one….but ultimately who cares. It is all evil and we are the ones to blame.

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Lily Aldridge Boring for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Hayden Panettiere Period Video of the Day

This is probably one of the worst Vine videos of all time….not because it stars Hayden Panettiere, even though she does nothing for me, not even with her implants, but because they are talking about periods and there’s just nothing worse than girls talking about their periods. I get it happens, sometimes I even fuck periods, but that doesn’t mean I want to hear about the shit/blood, or more importantly, it doesn’t give a bitch the right to complain, act moody, overeat and cause problems in my fucking life. So whether Hayden Panettiere showing off her tattoos and broad manly shoulders, trying to be funny on set of Nashville, or my fucking wife, who luckily is obese and hasn’t had her period in a decade, the shit is equally not fucking hot, unless you have a period fetish, and some of you do, I guess fertility, post-puberty, blood excites you, creep. So this one’s for you. Here are some promo pics I probably posted last month on set promoting her implants / her new show….depending on who you talk to…there are two school of Hayden Panettiere analysts.

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Hayden Panettiere Period Video of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute Titties for Elle France of the Day

If you read this site, you will know, that I hate celebrity bitches and love model bitches, because celebrity bitches are generally not that hot, have superiority complexes, you know egos from everyone sucking up to them, attitude and teams of people, when they don’t deserve any of that….while models, they are just hot, usually given the opportunity randomly, and are just rollin’ with it having a good time, taking all the opportunity that comes their way, while most importantly, still showing off their titties like a stripper to really excel. The fashion industry is the one industry where tits come with 10,000 dollar shoes, and for some reason, that speaks to me, mainly cuz the girls aren’t porn gutter trash, but instead lovely angels sent from tall girl heaven, who along with showing their titties aren’t fat, cuz I hate fat chicks. So it doesn’t matter who Edita Vilkeviciute is, it matter that she is….you liked that didn’t you? Here’s some high concept- full of nipple….amazing…model…nipple… (2 of the titty pics are from May’s Vogue Paris, I am sure you care)

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Edita Vilkeviciute Titties for Elle France of the Day

Kendall Jenner: Victoria’s Secret Model of the Future?

This makes sense, we suppose. When you grow up alongside Kim Kardashian , you fantasize about taking your clothes off for money. In a new interview with E! News, the 17-year old is asked if she would ever model for Victoria’s Secret and makes it very clear that nothing would please her more. “It’s always been kind of a dream of mine,” Kendall said . “It’s something I’d love to do.” We’re guessing Jenner will get the opportunity at some point, considering the brand name she’d be bringing to the lingerie company. But perhaps we can wait until she’s no longer a teenager to discuss it. Come on, people! Jenner, to her credit, has made it clear that she has no interest in a spinoff reality show of her own. She’s all about modeling these days and building an actual career for herself.

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Kendall Jenner: Victoria’s Secret Model of the Future?

Ireland Baldwin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

17 and a half year old Ireland Baldwin, who is at a very crucial 6 months away from being 18, still illegal, but not all that different than who she will be when she is legal, who has probably been having sex since she was 14, and is boy crazy obsessed with her boyfriend, leading me to think they have a lot of sex, you know how rich kids are, just as fucked up as poor gutter kids, just in nicer clothes and living rooms, not actually having to strip to work, but instead getting half naked for the love of it. We blame daddy issues, I blame just wanting to be loved…and I’m loving these pics she’s posting to instagram. They are a sign of what is to come. ALl it took was some good genetics and a daddy who called her a pig on a voicemail leaked to the world when she was coming up. The only thing that freaks me out about her is that she’s 6 foot 2….but I can deal since I’m just lookin at pics and tall chicks all look better in pics…

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Ireland Baldwin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

17 and a half year old Ireland Baldwin, who is at a very crucial 6 months away from being 18, still illegal, but not all that different than who she will be when she is legal, who has probably been having sex since she was 14, and is boy crazy obsessed with her boyfriend, leading me to think they have a lot of sex, you know how rich kids are, just as fucked up as poor gutter kids, just in nicer clothes and living rooms, not actually having to strip to work, but instead getting half naked for the love of it. We blame daddy issues, I blame just wanting to be loved…and I’m loving these pics she’s posting to instagram. They are a sign of what is to come. ALl it took was some good genetics and a daddy who called her a pig on a voicemail leaked to the world when she was coming up. The only thing that freaks me out about her is that she’s 6 foot 2….but I can deal since I’m just lookin at pics and tall chicks all look better in pics…

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Ireland Baldwin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Taylor Momsen Panty Flash of the Day

I kinda love Taylor Momsen. She was on a hit show, said fuck it, like a typical child star who doesn’t appreciate how lucky she is, and decided to live her dream while she had the opportunity as a rock and roll star, in what is so fucking weird when you think about it, but that you probably don’t ever think about it, cuz it’s Taylor Momsen, she’s over 18 now, and that rebellion slutty teen shit doesn’t work. I mean it did at the time, everyone loved how half naked and scandalous she was, but as soon as she turned 18, she didnt matter, and for that reason alone I am posting this panty flash for old times, because panty flashes always fucking matter, at any age…even if they aren’t as hyped up, because when panty flashes happen I am reminded of Taylor Momsen, a bitch I’d otherwise forget existed, despite having all the things I like in a girl….legs and a pussy….but still wish this was Taylor Swift spreading her asshole….because she’s the only Taylor that really matters right now.

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Taylor Momsen Panty Flash of the Day

Taylor Momsen Panty Flash of the Day

I kinda love Taylor Momsen. She was on a hit show, said fuck it, like a typical child star who doesn’t appreciate how lucky she is, and decided to live her dream while she had the opportunity as a rock and roll star, in what is so fucking weird when you think about it, but that you probably don’t ever think about it, cuz it’s Taylor Momsen, she’s over 18 now, and that rebellion slutty teen shit doesn’t work. I mean it did at the time, everyone loved how half naked and scandalous she was, but as soon as she turned 18, she didnt matter, and for that reason alone I am posting this panty flash for old times, because panty flashes always fucking matter, at any age…even if they aren’t as hyped up, because when panty flashes happen I am reminded of Taylor Momsen, a bitch I’d otherwise forget existed, despite having all the things I like in a girl….legs and a pussy….but still wish this was Taylor Swift spreading her asshole….because she’s the only Taylor that really matters right now.

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Taylor Momsen Panty Flash of the Day

20 Hit Songs Meant For Other Singers

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Ever since former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger revealed she turned down the opportunity to record Rihanna‘s signature song “We Found Love,” plenty of people have…

20 Hit Songs Meant For Other Singers

Justin Timberlake Records With Marcus Mumford

‘I don’t know any other world where we would have the opportunity to collaborate like that,’ he says of the song they recorded for the Coen brothers latest. By Gil Kaufman Justin Timberlake Photo: Matt Kent/ Getty Images

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Justin Timberlake Records With Marcus Mumford