Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect…even if all you haters are out there hating on her average looking face…because who cares about her face…it’s good enough…and it comes with this perfectly toned when professionally lit and shot body…which is the only interaction I have with her body…making her pretty fucking perfect to me….so perfect that I have written her fucking love songs about eating her ass until it gets waterlogged…not taking a break even when she shits…not that she shits…you see cuz she’s perfect….and more importantly…in being perfect…she doesn’t eat…cuz she’s got perfection to maintain….don’t you people get it??/
I have been writing about Barbara Palvin since she was 12…I was a first mover on this Hungarian model…and now everyone is following my lead…that was only a lead…cuz she did shoots for substantial magazines…giving me the opportunity to notice she existed before Justin Bieber did…cuz my life involves looking at pics of girls…rather than fucking groupies who throw panties at me on stage….while my mom masturbates in the corner with rolls of money she made by making me…. You see nothing much is worse that taking credit for something you have nothing to do with…except when it gets you laid…and sure posting these 2012 pics of Barbara Palvin nipples Justin Bieber was rumored to cum on….8 months before he came on them….won’t get me laid…but either does leaving the house….or paying girls…so who gives a fuck…. Here are the pics…. TO SEE SOME BARBARA PALVIN NIP SLIP ON SET FOLLOW THIS LINK
Everyone’s favorite teenage Kardashian-in-training, Kendall Jenner , was at the KIIS FM Jingle Ball the other night, and judging from these pictures, I’m guessing she went into the gifting lounge. Either that or she always carries around wireless speakers to awkwardly hold up on the red carpet. Anyway, since the holidays are such a great time for charity, I think it’s just so heartwarming that someone as underprivileged as Bruce Jenner’s daughter got the opportunity to fill a giant bag with free crap. It’s truly in keeping with the holiday spirit. Related Articles: Kendall Jenner Donkey Riding Bikini Pics Kendall Jenner Bikini Photoshoot Kendall Jenner Is Getting Inappropriate Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Short Shorts Photos: WENN.com
It’s official: Mitt Romney no longer sings the world’s worst version of “America the Beautiful.” A few months after this candidate embarrassed himself with a rendition of that patriotic track, Meat Loaf took the stage at a campaign event in Ohio alongside Romney, John Rich and Randy Owens and free-styled about halfway through the song. The result? A total trainwreck, and a Mitt Romney who looked more mortified than he would be in front of a convention for women’s rights… Meat Loaf Butchers America the Beautiful Note to Mr. Loaf: Listen to Lea Michele . That is how you sing “America the Beautiful.”
Justin Timberlake has posted an open letter on his website to both apologize for a wedding video that made the rounds on the Internet this week, and also to clarify a few points regarding it. The video in question depicts homeless people wishing Justin and his new bride, Jessica Biel, well on their nuptials – and many have reacted harshly to the mockery of the subjects on film. Justin Timberlake Wedding Video “I think we can all agree that it was distasteful,” Timberlake writes, adding: “I was always taught that we as people, no matter what your race, sex, or stature may be, are equal.” JT goes on to say: The video was NOT actually shown at the wedding. He had “ZERO” contribution to it. His friends behind it are “good people” who simply showed a “lapse in judgment” in this case. Concludes the artist: “I do understand the reaction and, by association, I am holding myself accountable. “Thank you for giving me the opportunity to share my thoughts. It really is a blessing to be able to speak directly to my true fans so that you can know exactly where I stand.”
In what we’d call the worst defense for Todd Akin to-date, Mike Huckabee spit some ridic statements. Standing by the side of the Republican candidate, former Presidential runner-up Mike Huckabee tried to explain why Women shouldn’t have an abortion…even if the conception of their unborn child was created because of rape! Huckabee used his syndicated radio program Monday to give the embattled candidate a safe venue to express remorse and his determination to remain in the race. Huckabee also took the opportunity to cast the best possible light on Akin’s awkward position. The former Arkansas governor and onetime GOP presidential contender suggested a couple of cases in which he suggested that rapes, though “horrible tragedies,” had produced admirable human beings. “Ethel Waters, for example, was the result of a forcible rape,” Huckabee said of the late American gospel singer. One-time presidential candidate Huckabee added: “I used to work for James Robison back in the 1970s, he leads a large Christian organization. He, himself, was the result of a forcible rape. And so I know it happens, and yet even from those horrible, horrible tragedies of rape, which are inexcusable and indefensible, life has come and sometimes, you know, those people are able to do extraordinary things.” We think this fool needs to check himself so he can come correct on Women’s Issues. We all have a choice but it seems they (repubs) seem to forget that we can make decisions for ourselves. Source Images via WENN
Xenia Deli is awesome…and the most unfortunate thing about this shoot is that it is for Buffalo, a Montreal company, and I loive in Montreal, making me think they may have flown her in to shoot this, and I totally missed the opportunity to crawl up the fire escape of whatever hotel she was in to jerk off to her while she slept, as I lke to do with low level models with crazy names from other countries who are trying to make it in America the best way they know how…. She’s good. Even if Buffalo sucks.
Xenia Deli is awesome…and the most unfortunate thing about this shoot is that it is for Buffalo, a Montreal company, and I loive in Montreal, making me think they may have flown her in to shoot this, and I totally missed the opportunity to crawl up the fire escape of whatever hotel she was in to jerk off to her while she slept, as I lke to do with low level models with crazy names from other countries who are trying to make it in America the best way they know how…. She’s good. Even if Buffalo sucks.
“I didn’t just want to come here and say I made a record in Jamaica and grew some dreadlocks,” insists rapper Snoop Dogg in the trailer for Reincarnated , announced today as an official selection of this year’s Toronto International Film Festival. “Rastafari called me.” Watch the trailer for Reincarnated for your first glimpse of Snoop Dogg — or rather, Snoop Lion, his newly minted reggae identity — leaving hip-hop behind to sing and smoke up a storm in his new rasta life. The doc, a co-production of Vice Films and Snoop’s own Snoopadelic Films, probably isn’t a terribly incisive or objective look at the musician’s musical shift, and it’s unclear how fleeting an alter ego “Snoop Lion” will be in the long run. But as the trailer speeds through a montage of Snoop’s past, it makes a case for why the erstwhile Calvin Broadus might have sought spiritual rebirth after a decades-long career in the rap game that has seen friends and collaborators pass on, sometimes violently. Beyond the personal loss of figures like Tupac and Nate Dogg, Snoop’s musical career has seemed to plateau in the last decade; how did the slim (with the tilted brim) rapper behind 1993’s “Doggystyle” wind up phoning in verses on Katy Perry Top 40 hits, writing rap songs about True Blood and roasting Donald Trump? Seizing the opportunity for Ali-esque cross-cultural/getting-in-touch-with-his-roots drama, Reincarnated came about when Snoop traveled to Jamaica to record with the producer Diplo. “While there,” explains the synopsis, “Snoop finds himself embraced by the Jamaican people, is positively impacted by Rastafarian culture, and becomes reincarnated as Snoop Lion.” Verdict: It all sounds so perfectly calculated. And yet, compared to Snoop’s post-fame exploits, it might also be his most sincere artistic expression in years. Reincarnated will screen at the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival. See more titles in the line-up here . Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Kelly Brook is a hit or miss as far as I’m concerned, sure she’s got fat tits, but who fucking cares about fat tits when they come with a fat ass, an ass so fat that the bitch is wearing a fat lady bikini bottom, you know the kind with a built in skirt that little kids wear, because it balances out their fatness. I get that when it comes to Kelly Brook, a topless model in her 30s who has been at this topless modeling thing for over a decade, who finally made it last year and decided to abort her kid when she was pregnant to really milk the opportunity, probably should have cut her losses and had the kid, cuz when she’s not photohopped to shit, she’s dumpy as shit, and that makes me want to take a shit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
