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Laura Vandervoort in her Underwear for Esquire of the Day

Lauren Vandervoort is some Canadian actress whose beaver I have never and will never have the opportunity to skin and make into fancy hats for Europeans….. I don’t know what she’s done in terms of career, but I don’t think it really maters…. CUZ I’VE POSTED HER HOT ASS BEFORE….AND IT IS HOT ….. She’s probably not important, but she is important enough for Esquire and ME IN MY PLACE to partner up together to tag team her into inviting them into her house to take pics of her in her panties…becausee girls will do anything for attention…. A tag team that may not involve HIV or unwanted pregnancy or even herpes…but a tag team nonetheless… Here are the pics Here is the video where she talks about hockey and uses it as a metaphor to further pigeonhole all Canadians with these stereotypes we can never live down…..

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Tanning Mom in Playboy: Thankfully Not Coming Soon!

The infamous Tanning Mom says she’s willing to flaunt her (literally) HOT body for Playboy … IF the opportunity arose. NOTE: She’s practicing poses already. Patricia Krentcil would happily accept an invitation to bare it all for Hef, but fortunately, the magazine is not interested in seeing Tanning Mom nude. Nor is anyone else … save for the guy who fathered the little girl she was recently arrested for taking into a tanning booth and burning. Anyway. Patricia Krentcil Tanning Arrest A source says “It wouldn’t even be considered” at Playboy, despite TM angling to cash in on her 15 minutes, because she’s just not Playboy material . Playboy even went on record, saying, “It would definitely never happen.” Fortunately, if you love Tanning Mom, she says she’s been approached by several people interested in featuring her on a reality show. Why, who the heck knows. Also fortunately, if you like women who fake tan less and haven’t been charged with felony child endangerment, Jaclyn Swedberg is Playboy’s Playmate of the Year.

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Guinevere Van Seenus Titties in Vogue Germany of the Day

This is nothing exciting….you know a model trying to get more exposure, or to just take any job she can get cuz she’s 35 years old, a seasoned fucking veteren in he modeling world….who has already been totally naked in many photoshoots that I’ve already posted…..because getting naked for fashion is what these whores do…. I mean other than the fact that the bitch is showing her tits, cuz anyone showing tits, deserves to be noticed or looked at, a life lesson I try to spread around the world to make it a happier place for at least myself…but unfortunately no one is listening…story of my life….

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Guinevere Van Seenus Titties in Vogue Germany of the Day

Jade Foret is a Pregnant Belgian in a Black Bikini of the Day

Jade Foret is some 21 year old Belgian whore who pretends she’s a model or actor. I didn’t bother googling her to find out her story….cuz really who cares about Belgium….I don’t even think Belgians care about Belgium….sure they can pretend to be proud of their beer and you can drink their beer….but if the motherfucker was bombed…I doubt anyone would care…. Either way, this Jade Foret bitch is 21 and pregnant with a 50 year old’s kid because like all opportunistic whores….it probably seemed as a wise fiscal decision….and the only hope she has is that her body will bounce back from the hell she is about to put it through….in order fo her to take her life as a whore that pretends to be a model/actor to the next level…. I once fucked a Belgian whore who wanted nothing more than to get pregnant….thankfully not by me….she wasn’t wearing a black bikini…but she was an opportunist…who like all whores was into the money…..but more importantly like this Belgian she had a tight body and a set of fake tits….so maybe Belgium isn’t all that bad. Who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THINK LINK

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Tori Praver’s Sneaky Nipple in Marie Claire Argentina of the Day

Tori Praver is some body painted SI model who was born in 1986….and was in SI Swimsuit from 2007 – 2009….and who is now not in SI because she barely matters…since there are thousands of models who are signed and hot girls who wish they were models willing to do anything for the opportunity to be in that issue that they’d even do it for free…some would probably ever pay SI to get in it…cuz that’s just how pathetic some vain girls are….. Well apparently she’s still a model, in case you were the one guy who missed seeing her in magazines for those two years over 3 years ago…..and more importantly….like all bitches trying to get noticed….or at least reinvent some stagnant career….she’s showing nipple…sure she’s sneaking it through her shirt…keeping it cammoflaged…it is still a fucking nipple and that’s what matters….in my nipple obsessed life that is pretty pathetic across the board.

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Take A Hike From A Dog’s POV: VIDEO

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Ever wanted to know what a hike up LA’s Runyon Canyon looks like from a dog’s perspective? Of course you have, and now you have the opportunity: a YouTube user attached a GoPro to his dog, a Corgi named Riley,… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Towleroad Discovery Date : 21/03/2012 20:26 Number of articles : 2

Take A Hike From A Dog’s POV: VIDEO

Brooke Mueller to Avoid Jail in Drug Case

Felony, schmelony. Brooke Mueller is unlikely to spend any time in jail due to her recent arrest for cocaine possession. Sources tell TMZ that Mueller’s attorney is hammering out a plea bargain with Colorado prosecutors that will result in a “deferred prosecution” for his client. Translation: she will be forced to perform community service and take drug education classes as the result of her December 2 arrest – but will avoid prison altogether. Mueller was arrested in late 2011 for allegedly assaulting a woman in a nightclub. A count of felony possession of cocaine with intent to distribute was tacked on last week, but Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife is simply due in court on April 2, insiders confirm. At that point, unless negotiations between lawyers fall apart, she will enter a plea and receive a light sentence. Raise your hand if you’re surprised.

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Matt Lauer to Grill Lindsay Lohan Thursday

Lindsay Lohan has arrived in New York City to begin rehearsals for Saturday Night Live, and while she’s in the Big Apple, she’ll be interviewed on The Today Show. The 25-year-old is “very excited” to be hosting SNL, and also to give a no-holds-barred interview with a journalist she respects as part of her image rehabilitation. The source says that Lindsay’s Today Show interview will air Thursday. “Lindsay agreed to go on Today for a no holds barred interview … She has tremendous respect for Matt Lauer, who will be doing the interview,” a source said. “Lindsay is nervous about hosting SNL , but that is to be expected. She is grateful for the opportunity and won’t let (executive producer) Lorne Michaels down.” “Lindsay has been a longtime fan of Saturday Night Live and is incredibly excited to work with the amazing cast and writers,” her rep, Steve Honig, adds. Last week, Lohan got a glowing report and praise from the judge handling her theft case. Judge Stephanie Sautner said she’s got “her life back on track.” If all goes according to plan, she could be off probation in April.

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LL Cool J To Host The Grammy Awards…

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LL Cool J has been selected to host the 2012 Grammy Awards . The two time Grammy winner will be the first official host in seven years (Queen Latifah being the last) . “I’m thrilled to be part of music’s biggest night…I will always have fond memories of my first Grammy Awards and to now be hosting the Grammy show, in the company of so many other incredible artists, is a dream come true.” said LL, of the opportunity, we can’t wait to see what he has in store for us all! 5 Little Known Heavy D Facts Nicki Minaj To Perform At The Grammys

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Alexandra Breckenridge On Cable Standards & Practices: "You Can’t Show Nipple and Hoo-ha, Basically"

True Blood babe Alexandra Breckenridge is clearly reveling in her new role as a sexy maid on the FX series American Horror Story – so much so, in fact, that she told NBC Dallas that “It’s this overt sexuality that I’ve never had the opportunity to explore as an actor…[when] I read the script I about shit myself.” Woah there, Alex! But speaking of expelling bodily fluids, male fans of this supernaturally hot boob tube star will be slappy to know she may be leaving that maid’s uniform at home for a few episodes: “I’ve done nudity and it doesn’t bother me, doing it or seeing it,” she says. ” I potentially could be showing my ass several times. You can show back, you can show side – you just can’t show the bits. You just can’t show nipple and hoo-ha, basically.” Members can see Alexandra Breckenridge ‘s bits on our True Blood page, right here at MrSkin.com!

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