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Julia Pereira is in a Bikinii of the Day

You know, sometimes all you need to remember it is summer – is some amazing bodied BRazilian model you probably never heard of, in a bikini for the paparazzi, like it’s not her fucking job even thought you know she sees the cameras and is pretending to not pose, she probably hired them to take pics of her, but instinctively,…she can’t help it even when the direction is “act natural, Pretend I am not here” The reality is that her tight lean body, and big enough fake tits, look better than anything I’ll see in a bikini this weekend. Sure, it could be because I don’t leave my house, or maybe because all the girls at the ghetto public pool I see are 300 pounds and in bikinis…you know cuz it’s always the ones who shouldn’t be in bikinis trying to look like the ones who are meant to be in bikinis…like this Julia…who I would sing love songs too, if she wasn’t married to a billionaire for Citizenship like all the other florida no name immigrant models. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cameron Diaz’s Bikini Ass on a Yacht of the Day

It is funny how people are so emotional about celebrities they jerk off to. I call Cameron Diaz, who I assume is over 40, a menopausal looking box, unable to have children, possibly from being too old, maybe from all the drugs, or maybe front he herpes and or other STDs that have ravaged her lady parts…not that I care if she’s a slut or not – I mean based her talent alone, she’d have to be… The truth is, I find it offensive that she’s still cast as the love interest or the hot girl in a movie, when so many hotter girls who actually have talent can do a better job and more importantly, will make me want to have sex with them, while this one…I don’t even want to look at.. Her ass – sloppy – because that’s what happens when you get old. You can run as hard as you can, and squat as much as you can, but eventually, you start to fucking melt…I think that’s what Frosty the Snowman story is all about….Cameron Diaz…you see that’s a part bitch should be playing… I guess seeing her climb her yacht ladder as her Good Charlotte boyfriend stares at her ass, remembering the good times with Paris Hilton’s ass…because clearly he has very very very good taste…if you think no control of an asshole and herpes puss is palatable.. Either way…Cameron Diaz is a monster. Send me hate mail. It makes me think at least one of you reads this nonsense, even though I know as well as you know, that Cameron Diaz’s ass in a bikini, climbing a ladder of a yacht, really doesn’t matter….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jennifer Lopez Bikini Selfie of the Day

In case you didn’t know, Jennifer Lopez is pretty fucking high maintenance. I guess that is what happens when you’re a vapid twat the world seems to think is talented. You know the kind of girl who is living her dreams – worth a fortune – and who still seems to think it is ok to TWERK. She posted this video her sister, who I assume is her sister, posted. If you aren’t too turned off by the horrible accent she’s got, you know straight to the core of all your rage…you’ll see her calling out her sister for being ridiculous – because of how dolled up she is at the pool…hair/make-up/a wrap – always ready for a paparazzi invasion – just in case…gotta look her best… She also posted the above bikini pic, cuz I guess when the paparazzi aren’t there, she is, and that’s enough to get a bikini pic from the right angle – to keep the vanity train rollin’…. I hate to admit it, especially considering her age, but her body is good.

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Karolina Kurkova Upskirt of the Day

The wind VS Karolina Kurkova and the win won….or maybe we all won because we got to see a flash of her ass just as the paparazzi snapped of a pic…and maybe she won because people are talking about her again…and maybe I won because she is my Facebook friend and this is a good opportunity for me to tell her that I love her and want to have her babies, or at least try to have her babies, by cumming inside her, because cumming inside a girl is the only way to be romantic in this porno filled face fucking world… Mother nature and the weather are my friends…especially when they bring in flash rain storms on girls in white shirts…or surprise winds on girls in loose fitting dresses…. That’s why you should all recycle…. #SAVETHEPLANET. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Doutzen Kroes for Samsung of the Day

Samsung should be paying me for promoting this campaign staring the mother of a half black baby or two that she made in the VIP room at a rave or super-club in Vegas with the DJ, because everyone knows the EDM DJ is the most important, overpaid, specimen of man, who has been clever enough to fuck the system on little to no talent because that’s just the world we live in…brain wash the retard college kids with Ecstasy and Robotic sounds that penetrate their brains.. But Samsung isn’t paying me, so I get to rip into this shitty campaign staring a pregnant with her second interracial in a bikini in the pool, strategically cropping out her body, because she’s pregnant, even though she is only around because of her body… It’s fucking Samsung, they have money, they could have booked any non-pregnant model and at least shown some ass cheek… If she’s in a fucking pool, in a bikini, you gotta deliver that bikini, otherwise put her in a fucking snowsuit. You fools.

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Rachael Robinson Titties for Riven Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who Rachael Robinson is, but apparently she’s a titty for fashion model, at least when showing her titties is for some obscure magazine you’ve never heard of, because as we know, when you put magazine in your name, people take you seriously, and by people I mean hot little aspiring models, willing to get topless to get some press.. I am a fan of that logic. Here are the pics.

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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin in Bikinis of the Day

Young “models” who are actually just rich kids who know how to use Instagram or more importantly on a reality show because her mom knows how to use TV producers.…Kendall Jenner, daughter of Satan….and her “frenemy” Hailey Baldwin, daughter of Steven Baldwin, the religious and weird one no one cares about, who was once Barney Rubble in the live action Flintstones, and I guess some South American wife he abducted with his semen on one of his benders…..were in bikinis and they called the paparazzi… People may have cared, perverts may like looking at these pics, I think it’s just a sign of how fucked up our world is, and how priorities are totally out of wack…I mean in my generation girls filmed sex tapes for hits…not this low level bikini shit…this isn’t scandal, it’s not even interesting, it’s just a waste of resources on all fronts.. If there’s no lesbian vagina grinding in these bikinis, I don’t see much point. But then again, I don’t see much point in anything…but then again – hot young ass is hot young ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin in Bikinis of the Day

Camilla Belle Is Simply Gorgeous

I don’t know what happened to Camilla Belle , but a couple years ago, it seemed like I used to do posts on her all the time, and then she just fell off the map. Anyway, I’m not sure what she’s up to these days, but it looks like she’s still famous enough to get followed around by the paparazzi, which is good news for her. And considering the leg show she happened to be putting on, it’s good news for us too. So enjoy Camilla’s hotness comeback, while I try to convince her agent that the next step should be taking a bikini vacation with yours truly and a few dozen cameras. Wish me luck. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Lea Michele’s Booty In A Little Bikini

Good news: looks like Lea Michele ‘s 15 minutes aren’t up yet, thanks to these great bikini booty shots the paps got of her on vacation in Cabo. And I know a lot of you out there think that I’ve got a pretty good gig, sitting on the couch looking up bikini and/or lingerie pictures all day, but I’m telling you, the paparazzi on the celebrity vacation beat have it even better. They get to hang out on the beach all day with a zoom lens to creep on famous hotties in bikinis, and do an important public service by bringing us back awesome pictures like this. Forget policemen and fire fighters, these guys are the real heroes. So make sure you enjoy all their hard work. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Emmy Rossum Works It Real Good

Some celebrity hotties see the paparazzi coming when they’re in their workout gear and try and cover up ( Vanessa Hudgens , I’m looking at you), but not Emmy Rossum here, who instead decided to give us an even better look at her sexy stomach. So to all you hotties out there, take note: why put in all that work at the gym if you’re not going to show it off? And if the paparazzi aren’t around, well, that’s what selfies sent to your favorite blogger’s inbox are for. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading