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Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets Her Sexy Back

I’ve got to say that I absolutely love these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m kind of bored by them at the same time. The shots of her in her skin tight dress are pretty damn awesome, I hardly even notice that massive booty she’s got double wrapped in Spanx under there. Awesome. But the jeans and loose top are back to her boring self. These look like pictures of twins, one’s a big breasted hottie who chases rich men around for a living and the other spends all her time helping kittens at an animal shelter. I’ll take the slutty one.

Rihanna Ruins Her Sexy Stockings

At first glance these pictures of Rihanna walking through the airport are pretty damn awful, she looks like the nineties vomited all over her, but upon further inspection I notice a little hooker-ish stockings and garter combination peeking out at me. Not bad. I’m not sure it’s enough to make me enjoy these pictures the way I’d like to, the orthopedic shoes don’t really bring the whole thing together, but what do I know. I’m just a simple man who enjoys looking at celebrities in sexy outfits…. This is not one of those moments.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Nipple for VS Mag of the Day

Along with Shailene Woodley , VS MAGAZINE most recent issue also featured Julianne Moore …. Helena Christensen …… Elizabeth Olsen and most importantly…these pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s nipples…I would say the 5 cover issue was Oscar related…but then I remembered Rosie Huntinton-Whitely’s closest encounter with an Oscar was probably when she was fucking her way to the top….moving from model…to actress….if you can call that acting…to masturabtion material for nerds everywhere and I’m into the fact that she still brings out the nipples to party like it was old times cuz she’s hot.

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Mariana Seaone nude pictures

Mariana has one of the hottest bodies in the world completely nude here. She is absolutely beautiful and could easily stare at these pictures all day she is so hot. Continue reading

Vanessa Hudgens Perky Leather Breasts

As far as see through dress pictures go, these have got to be some of the absolute worst. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens on the red carpet for something, doing her best to make a terrible dress look good. I don’t understand this kind of thing, show it off or don’t show it off. I guess her perky little breast poking through that leather top are supposed to make up for it… It’s kinda working.

Naomi Watts Classy Swimsuit Pictures

I’ve always found Naomi Watts pretty sexy, in a classy ‘I have an accent’ kind of way, so these pictures are right up my alley. You can tell a woman is naturally sexy when she looks good in a one-piece swimsuit, it’s not an easy look to pull off. The best thing about these kinds of bathing suit is that they have to come completely off when they go to the bathroom. I find that kinda hot for some reason. I wonder what dirty talk sounds like with an accent.      

Emma Stone’s Bikini in Rio of the Day

I don’t know what these pictures are from, who took them…I just know they were sent to me and are apparently Emma Stone…a bitch who is so fucking overrated it is ridiculous…but who has positioned herself to be masturbation fodder for nerds…unfortunately a good place to be because the world is full of nerds and more importantly movie companies are trying to reach the nerds so they cast the bitch over and over again….even though she’s got no sex appeal…or more importantly…no ass….

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Blake Lively Gets Leggy For Fashion

So these pictures of my internet girlfriend Blake Lively came out last week, I must have missed them like a loser, but I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t post them for you guys. Better late than never I guess. Not to mention the fact that she’s wearing a one-piece bathing suit and some high heels like the classy broad that she is. You’ve got to love fashion magazines, they always manage to get these hot women to strip down to nothing without feeling cheap or sleazy. Good job.

Snooki is Not Pregnant But She Is Showing Off Tit of the Day

I know you’re all sitting their in fear that Snooki may have got fed after midnight or sprayed with water…and her gremlin monster babies are about to pollute our world….reminding us that the Mayans did warn us of the end of the world by the end of 2012…and that it’s quite possible this is what they were talking about….. But…as expected…it was just a publicity stunt, maybe a classic case of “Broken Telephone”….where someone in the public washroom overheard her while she was taking a shit say something like “come on baby, get out of my belly”….or maybe it was a classic case of short fat bitch all round in what could either be uterus or gut….and who really cares…it’s Snooki….why am I talking about her….more importantly why do I know she exists….. I guess what I’m getting at is that we’re safe for now….but unless someone doesn’t give her a back alley hysterectomy…. we’re all at risk.. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Alba Pantsless Some Australia Magazine Shoot of the Day

I’m a little slow on these pictures and I don’t even know why I feel compelled to post them…but they are of new mom Jessica Alba that were in Australia Instyle this past January…and they could have been shot pretty much any fucking time…but I’m gonna assume they are after her second baby….so I figure my motivation is trying to understand how she pulled off this pantsless leotard looking onesie shit…without having a fleshy pile of mom pussy sticking out the sides…is it photoshop…or is Alba a freak of nature…or more importantly…does Alba just get a C-Section like every smart girl trying to maintain her pussy’s appearance and tightness….not that it matters since my dick is so small, even an infant’s vagina is loose on me….but I like wasting my days thinking about these idiotic things…thanks for joining me.

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