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Chloe Sevigny’s Bikini Pics Are Getting Better

I hate to say it, but today I’m actually posting these pictures of Chloe Sevigny in her bikini because she looks kinda hot. She’s made me eat the comments I made yesterday about her not being sexy in the slightest. Good for her, she really does look pretty sexy, more women should get back at my nasty remarks by showing up looking in a little swimsuit with their breasts hanging out. It sure beats a kick in the nut sack.

Erin Wasson’s Nipple in Elle Spain of the Day

Erin Wasson is one of those cool models who surfs, probably smokes weed, gets drunk and farts in front of her boyfriend and giggles like a school girl, cuz she is just so laid back, and down to earth, and living off her stupid money so that she has a life of retired person and he doesn’t care cuz he’s fucking some model pussy, farting or annoying or not, everyday is fucking Christmas….literally…. She walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2007. She was probably naked in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar and here she is showing half a nipple for Elle Spain cuz that’s just how Europeans do it…. Erin Wasson Erin Wasson’s Nipple in Elle Spain of the Day Erin Wasson is one of those cool models who surfs, probably smokes weed, gets drunk and farts in front of her boyfriend and giggles like a school girl, cuz he doesn’t care, he’s fucking some model pussy, farting or not, everyday is Christmas, no matter how disgusting she may be cuz she’s so laid back and cool….. She walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2007. She was probably naked in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar and here she is showing half a nipple for Elle Spain cuz that’s just how Europeans do it….

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Emily Blunt for Vogue of the Day

Who the fuck is Emily Blunt and why aren’t I smoking her….I am not really sure why I am posting these pictures of her in Vogue, it’s not like she’s showing nipple, or half nipple, or quarter nipple or is anything that hot or special. If anything she’s fucking boring. I have posted pictures of her Ass in Leggings a while ago, but that was as uneventful as these pictures leading to me forgetting whot he fuck this twat is. She’s British. She dated Michael Bubles. She is married and those facts combines with these pictures just put the stamp of approval that she pretty much sucks… Lucky for you, I am posting it anyway….

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Emily Blunt for Vogue of the Day

Paris Hilton And Her Incredible Cleavage

I don’t know what Paris Hilton is trying to sell in these pictures, she’s always trying to sell something, but I’m buying. It’s pretty impressive how talented this chick is at turning a small pair of boobs into something spectacular. I’m on Twitter Paris, I need to find out exactly what bra you wear, make and model, so I can buy it for my girlfriend for Christmas. I’m not even kidding, please contact me. Anyhow, she’s looking pretty damn awesome if you ask me. I think she knows she’s not the draw she used to be and is doing everything she can to get a leg up on the competition…. And I for one am very thankful. Keep up the good work. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

Cheryl Tweedy’s Sexy Little Jumpsuit

I don’t normally like my hotties walking around in a one-piece jumpsuit, I don’t know many dudes who do, but I kinda like these pictures of Cheryl Tweedy out over the weekend in her silky onesie. It could just be the fact that she’s Cheryl Tweedy , I love her, and she could be wearing a dress made out of dead kittens and I’d still find her hot. I’d like to see her go to the bathroom. Obviously not actually go to the bathroom, that’s just gross, but I’d like to see her try to get out of that thing. Sexy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Outtakes of the Day

With being dumped by your fiance cuz you are fat, to being dumped by Jamie Kennedy cuz your show got cancelled and he doesn’t have to front anymore to keep the only job people were willing to give him, to having the whole world point at laugh at your fatness, Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally realized the importance of hiring a good photo retoucher as well as putting down that tub of ice cream, working out cuz she has nothing else to do, and the idea of dying alone cuz you look like the bitch I just saw buying chocolate bars at WalMart, who I know only has her cats, and you’ve got too much pride, cuz in your mind you’re still Jennifer Love Hewitt, the teen dream, to end up with guys like me who fuck fat chicks cuz they are the only chicks willing to fuck us. I’ve probably said some real horrible things about this pig, but she’s lookin’ good. See, I can give credit where credit is deserved and starving yourself into something fit is always worth celebrating…I mean if these pictures were actually of her and not actually retouched to fucking shit making her look hotter and tighter than she actually is…..I don’t believe this is her body for a fucking second. That said, here are the pics.

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Leighton Meester in Lingerie for Allure of the Day

It’s about fucking time that this Leighton Meester bitch steps up her game and stomps the yard due to jealousy of her costar Blake Lively, who has been getting all the attention. I mean Leighton didn’t suck all that dick, do all those foot fetish movies, or release a fucking sex tape like her ciminal mother taught her at a young age to do to get ahead, to be second rate to spoiled little Blake Lively….Sure she’s given Lively her moment to shine, but I can only assume Meester is pissed off and ready to bring what she knows best, which is getting naked for money and fame, because Blake Lively just doesn’t have that same drive or whore morals and values, cuz Blake Lively didn’t have the same struggles. It’s like seeing her bring the ghetto streets she was from to a fashion magazine so everyone knows who the made man is, and by made man I mean the bitch you should probably use a condom with, If you know what I mean and if you don’t, I’m saying she’s a whore.

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Leighton Meester in Lingerie for Allure of the Day

January Jones Topless for Versace of the Day

If you are able to jerk off to these pictures of a seemingly naked January Jones for Versace, you have serious creepy pervert skill. You are the kind of creepy pervert who ends up in jail because of his ability to climax to women engaging in even the most innocent thing, from pumping gas, to shoveling snow, to doing their laundry in public, to stealing their underwear while they are doing their laundry in public, to sipping on drinks, or licking their lips while eating juicy burgers…and by you, I mean me. Sure I’m would never be able to cum to this today, you know now that I am desensitized, pretty much impotent and unhealthy as fuck, thanks to an inflammed prostate, alocholism and obesity, but if this was 20 years ago, these pictures of January Jones woulda made her my slut for 8-10 minutes…and I guess this is a tribute to that while milking the success of Mad Men for traffic like I was Versace….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, let me spell it out to you….I don’t give a fuck about January Jones or Mad Men and I am only posting this picture in hopes that Mad Men fans come storming into the site making me a billion dollars…not that that will happen, but it’s just what I do. So here is her back for you back fetishists…

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January Jones Topless for Versace of the Day

Cameron Diaz And Her Tight Pants

I’m kinda glad these pictures of Cameron Diaz are a little blurry, she’s not exactly a spring chicken anymore, I don’t think she was ready to have her picture taken and it shows. She still looks good in her tight outfit and all, I think she can stand to lose about 180 lbs of baseball playing dead weight, but other than that she’s still got it. I think that after a certain age celebrities should only be photographed with blurry lenses, it’s just better for everyone.

Cameron Diaz And Her Tight Pants

I’m kinda glad these pictures of Cameron Diaz are a little blurry, she’s not exactly a spring chicken anymore, I don’t think she was ready to have her picture taken and it shows. She still looks good in her tight outfit and all, I think she can stand to lose about 180 lbs of baseball playing dead weight, but other than that she’s still got it. I think that after a certain age celebrities should only be photographed with blurry lenses, it’s just better for everyone.