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Brooke Burke Knows How to Work the Mic

Here’s Brooke Burke hosting the Miss America pageant over the weekend looking a little rougher around the edges than I remember her. I guess all those years of doing nothing have taken a toll on her good looks. Anyhow, I guess I just thought these pictures were kinda hot because I like how she’s grabbing that mic like it’s a big old…. You get where I’m going with this. more pictures of Brooke Burke here

Megan Fox Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Remember when Megan Fox was this big deal everyone talked about…you know so relevant in our society that people didn’t even care that she was engaged to a 40 year old from 90210 about 15 years after he was famous…unwilling to get naked in roles, talking bullshit about being bi, trying to milk the whole sex appeal thing, until one day it all ended and people stopped caring, because having an ego when you are so replaceable doesn’t work, because getting fired from the one movie role that put you on the map and actually marrying 90210 actually makes you a joke and even if under your lame clothes lies a bitch worth fucking, even when dressed like an off duty stripper, she fucking sucks….in a bad way.

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Miss America Bikini Pictures of the Day

Apparently there was a beauty pageant and with all beauty pageants they had a bikini competition because you can’t spell beauty without bikini. I know that made no sense….I am just bored as fuck and these pictures aren’t doing it for me…I hate pageant girls…mainly because they are the ones who enlist themselves in the shit…meaning they think they have what it takes to make it and win…while I far prefer bitches who don’t realize they are hot and worth listening to talk about generic questions and policies they know nothing about…it’s easier to deal with… These pageant girls have had too much positive reenforcement…the kind of person you will kill yourself if you ever land her and get the opportunity to knock her up and take it cuz girls like that aren’t supposed to let guys like you in them….Since I don’t have the right to post these pictures….here is a totally unrelated beauty paegeant…. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Jessica Alba Isn’t Hot Doing Boring Mom Shit of the Day

I am pretty confident that these pictures prove that there is little hot about being a mom. I mean this is Jessica Alba and she should in theory look good under all circumstances, in any condition, from shitting, to taking out the trash, to being unshowered, to gaining 20 pounds, to the idea of her nagging the fuck out of us to do more around the house cuz the Mexican maid she hired as a tribute to her Mexican father, but the second that shit happens knowing she has a kid….it loses all its appeal…..unless of course it is naked…which in these pictures she’s not….

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Reese Witherspoon Helps the Homeless When the Paparazzi is Watching of the Day

It’s always nice to see a celebrity reaching out to help less fortunate people when they know the paparazzi are taking pictures of them, you know to let the world know they aren’t greedy shallow cunt you’d expect them to be, I mean she looks so natural in these pictures, she looks so comfortable, like she’s with an old buddy and not like she’s about to get raped by hepatitis dick… Hollywood is bullshit…I wouldn’t be surprised if this dude was a hired actor to help her with her image…. Not that it matters…

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Reese Witherspoon Helps the Homeless When the Paparazzi is Watching of the Day

Reese Witherspoon Helps the Homeless When the Paparazzi is Watching of the Day

It’s always nice to see a celebrity reaching out to help less fortunate people when they know the paparazzi are taking pictures of them, you know to let the world know they aren’t greedy shallow cunt you’d expect them to be, I mean she looks so natural in these pictures, she looks so comfortable, like she’s with an old buddy and not like she’s about to get raped by hepatitis dick… Hollywood is bullshit…I wouldn’t be surprised if this dude was a hired actor to help her with her image…. Not that it matters…

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Britney Spears in a Hospital Gown Porn of the Day

I think I only like these pictures of bloated, older, sloppy, saggy, disgusting Britney Spears because her dress looks like a slutty hospital gown, and everyone knows that hospitals or people admitted in hospitals are in a solid state of volunerability, which translates into porn…whether they are sick in the lady dick, or just sick in the head, they are pretty accessible, especially if hooked up to an IV or iron long, or if they are in a coma….oh my god I just got hard…. Either way, Britney’s people are promoting the fuck out of her, obviously they are getting ready to sell records, or release records, or something that needs press….and I guess I’m okay with it, cuz if anything, she’s an inspiring person, who should remind you that one day you may be able to knock up a crazy celebrity bitch too, allowing you to live the good life like you were K-Fed, and if that’s not her most important legacy, I don’t know what is, maybe the hit me baby one more time video….

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Britney Spears in a Hospital Gown Porn of the Day

Britney Spears in a Hospital Gown Porn of the Day

I think I only like these pictures of bloated, older, sloppy, saggy, disgusting Britney Spears because her dress looks like a slutty hospital gown, and everyone knows that hospitals or people admitted in hospitals are in a solid state of volunerability, which translates into porn…whether they are sick in the lady dick, or just sick in the head, they are pretty accessible, especially if hooked up to an IV or iron long, or if they are in a coma….oh my god I just got hard…. Either way, Britney’s people are promoting the fuck out of her, obviously they are getting ready to sell records, or release records, or something that needs press….and I guess I’m okay with it, cuz if anything, she’s an inspiring person, who should remind you that one day you may be able to knock up a crazy celebrity bitch too, allowing you to live the good life like you were K-Fed, and if that’s not her most important legacy, I don’t know what is, maybe the hit me baby one more time video….

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Geri Halliwell Is A Naughty Old Schoolgirl

I happen to like an older chick in age inappropriate outfits, so these pictures of Spice Lady Geri Halliwell in her sexy schoolgirl costume are right up my alley. Not that I’m a pervert or anything, but cougars dressed as teenagers? Come on! How could anyone not want to take a peek at that freak show? It’s not really that bad, she’s dressed as one of those good schoolgirls who wear tights and don’t hike up their skirt the second she walks off school property. I hated those girls. Although, I bet Geri puts out. Call me.

Rihanna’s Sexy Leather Pants

I thought that these pictures of Rihanna walking the streets in her tight leather pants were going to be WAY hotter than this. What a let down. Don’t get me wrong, the pants or tights or whatever they’re called are pretty sexy, but Rihanna and her Raggedy Anne hairdo just aren’t doing it for me. Let this be a lesson to your girls out there, there is a way to ruin tight leather pants…. A stupid hairdo or being really really fat. Class dismissed.