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Cameron Diaz And Her Tight Pants

I’m kinda glad these pictures of Cameron Diaz are a little blurry, she’s not exactly a spring chicken anymore, I don’t think she was ready to have her picture taken and it shows. She still looks good in her tight outfit and all, I think she can stand to lose about 180 lbs of baseball playing dead weight, but other than that she’s still got it. I think that after a certain age celebrities should only be photographed with blurry lenses, it’s just better for everyone.

Orange You Glad You See Ashley Tisdale

I’m not usually that into orange chicks, Lindsay Lohan is pretty good I guess, but I kinda like these pictures of Ashley Tisdale . The white little dress really make her orange legs pop. Here she is out the other night with some douche celebrating whatever it is orange people celebrate instead of Christmas. I didn’t mean for that to sound racist, I’m just not all that familiar with orange peoples customs and traditions around the holidays. Why is this chick on my site again?

Petra Nemcova Is Still A Hot Little Number

I haven’t seen Petra Nemcova in a while so these pictures of her at some event the other night are a pleasant surprise. I’m glad to see she’s doing well and is still hotter than a whore’s crotch. I don’t know how old she is, in supermodel years she must be ancient, but she’s still managed to get my attention which is impressive in this age of upskirts, sextapes and slutty attention seeking celebrity chicks. Well done. Now how can I get her attention? I’ve tried blogging in the nude, but it doesn’t seem to be working.

Nicole Kidman’s Dress Is WAY Too Tight

I never thought that I’d be saying some chick was wearing a dress that was TOO tight, at least not about a skinny chick, but that’s exactly what’s going on here in these pictures of Nicole Kidman walking around the other day. A dress shouldn’t be so tight as to give a skinny woman rolls, but that’s just me. To be fair, I don’t think anyone has really thought of Nicole as a sex object since maybe the early nineties, redheads are strange, so I guess I’ll let this one slide. Nice gunt.

Sophie Monk and Kristanna Loken Dyke Out in a Shit Movie of the Day

This looks like the worst piece of shit movie that has ever been produced…..It is called “The Legend of Awesomest Maximus” and is one of those things that I don’t understand how it went from being written down on toilet paper in shit to actually getting produced, but I guess has been bottome feeding trash like Will Sasso, Ian Ziering, Sophie Monk and Kristanna need these kinds of things in order to not kill their useless selves….Seriously….this is fucking horrible… But at least we get to see Sophie Monk play with her tits, kiss a chick, play with a Dildo, cuz she’s got something about her that I think should lead her to a porn career, mainly a decent slutty look, designer herpes and no talent, and based on the caliber of this garbage, it looks like she’s one small step away from that destiny….

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Gisele Bundchen Topless and Bare Assed in St Barts of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures were taken, or if these pictures belong to a paparazzi agency or not. I just know they are floating around the internet and therefore I had no choice but to post them for you. In the event that you have no eyes, they are shots of Gisele at a photoshoot in St Barts changing in the back seat of her car. You can see most of her tranny tits that could be dick implants and I was surprised her tranny dick wasn’t tucked between her ass cheeks like some kind of tail. Maybe the female hormones have made it shrink down into a weatherd clit you can hardly see poking out in bathing suit bottoms unless it is arounsed….or maybe it’s taped to her leg….because I have spoke to many Brazilians and there is no evidence she’s not a dude. Sure she’s married to a football player, and those locker rooms are notoriously straight….and sure she was “pregnant” and there’s no way it was a prosthetic…and sure she was in fired from Victoria’s Secret cuz she was a bad model and not because they wanted her gone before the world found out her secret…cuz admitting your lingerie model dudes have jerked off to for years is actually a he could ruin a huge corporation…and I guess it doesn’t matter…since if she plays a girl in her everyday life and she looks like this…she’s close enough to fuck and not kill yourself like teenager for coming out of the closet. All this to say….Great pics. Probably staged to hit today to take attention of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that bored the fuck out of me. I like revenge when it is like this.

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Gisele Bundchen Topless and Bare Assed in St Barts of the Day

Marisa Miller Tits on TV of the Day

The weird thing about this is that someone took the time to screen capture this bitche’s appearance on Conan. Was the video clip or PVR not enough? Did they really have to go to this extent to reference at a later date, it just doesn’t make sense to me, especially considering her tits are fake, and really anyone can see better shots of her using Google. It is fucking creepy, uncomfortable and awkward to think that someone would be so desperate, or such a huge fan of someone he never met, that he’d waste his time doing this, but then again, to him, this is probably not wasting time, this is his life work, his passion, and I just hope he isn’t someone’s fucking dad, husband, boyfriend, etc….but I have a feeling your pervert ass is happy he did this….cuz you’re just as creepy too…

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Julie Benz Has Got One Odd Looking Chesticle

I want to say that these pictures of Dexter’s dead wife Julie Benz are hot, here at the American Music Awards , but I’m having trouble seeing past her strange looking breasts. Actually just the one breast, It looks like a tennis ball wrapped in skin. Creepy. Does she have implants or is her bra just suffocating that poor thing? Who am I kidding? I don’t really care, of course she’s hot. Hit me up on Twitter and we’ll discuss how to massage that thing so it doesn’t look so stiff. That’s what she said! more pictures of Julie Benz here

Sarah Jessica Parker Has Meth Face of the Day

I originally downloaded these pictures for personal use. I don’t have a Sarah Jessica Parker, I just like to look at her pictures to get a good laugh and to put me in a positive state of mind, you know trying to figure out how that thing was good enough to get as famous as it did….realizing that anything is fucking possible with the right marketing behind it…cuz I have actually heard bitches say this woman is pretty….and the whole thing is real comedic. I thought she had a cameltoe in these pics…and figured there’s just something about bitches who look like meth addicted immigrant trannies named Chanel who pretend they are 25 looking for husbands to marry to make them legal citizens….you know with their cheap hair, cheap slutty outfits, haggard manly half paralyzed from the drug user face that really makes you feel at home…especially when it looks like a cameltoe…cuz it makes the whole experience far less homo…. Not that it matters. What does matter though is that I just posted a fucking Sarah Jessica Parker post and that’s gotta be a mistake on some fucking level.

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Amy Childs Looks Like She’d Be Fun

I know I’ve said it before, but I really love Playboy chicks, they’re just so fun and bouncy. Here’s one named Amy Childs looking hot and perky at that Playboy party they had last week that nobody bothered to invite me to even thought they all know how much I adore women like this. I’m not bitter though, these pictures make me feel like I’m actually there. Who am I kidding? Accidentally rubbing my elbow up against a picture of boobs isn’t the same as the real thing at all.