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Christina Aguilera Gives Me Bedroom Eyes

I don’t know what these pictures of Christina Aguilera are for, first day of school or driver’s license photos come to mind, who knows, but I do know that she looks alright in them. I prefer her wearing giant sunglasses and shaking her ass on stage somewhere to just standing there staring at me like I’m an a-hole, I pay good money at the strip club for that service, but her chesticles look nice so I’ll let it slide this time.

Emma Roberts In Her Tight Pants

I’m only putting these pictures of Emma Roberts up on the site because I think she’s a cute little number and not because she’s wearing some really tight jeans and hooker heels. She’s too young for that kind of thing right? Wait, she’s over eighteen now isn’t she? I remember there was a lot of hype a little while back from fat dudes blogging in their underwear about becoming legal like she’d throw herself at them because they’ve got an awesome collection of oversized Storm Trooper costumes. Idiots.

Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel And Friends

I feel like there should be some hot stripper music playing in the background while I stare intensely at these pictures of supermodels Adriana Lima , Candice Swanepoel and their hot Victoria’s Secret friends in there sexy little dresses. Oh my god, if I ever found a strip club that had hot women like this I’d have to cash in my Bar Mitzvah money ASAP so I could move into one of the private dance rooms in the back. Heaven. more pictures of Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel And friends here

Rihanna’s Stupid Clown Costume of the Day

I don’t get what’s going on here, but I know it’s pretty disgusting, except for the fact that I’ve been calling Rihanna out for being a fucking clown for the last year, making me believe that she either reads this site and is trying to humor me in these pictures, but that’s impossible since no one reads this site and because high school drop out Rihanna doesn’t know how to read, so it is more likely that she’s just losing her shit, and my prediction that she’s a fucking joke is coming true, and to the 3 fans she still has who think she’s hot, here’s her thick fucking lower body in shorts, lookin’ like she’s losing her fucking mind….because she probably is…now that she’s no longer on top….even though she never should been….

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Rihanna’s Stupid Clown Costume of the Day

Fergie’s Sexiness Goes For A Ride

I normally have a really hard time dealing with Fergie’s busted old face, but I have to say that these pictures of her in something called The Beauty Book for brain cancer are really working for me. Probably because I’m having a hard time even noticing that she’s got a face. Seriously, a body like that without any pants on riding a bicycle is an awesome look. I really hope it catches on, I live right near a bike path.

Britney Spears Does Courtney Love in Pop Magazine of the Day

It’s common knowledge that Britney Spears is a crackhead who may or may not be addicted to actual crack, but who is definitely medicated and addicted to whatever medication that may be, because that’s how her handlers manager her and make sure she has no outburst when she’s out….a smile and nod kind of puppet designed to make a lot of people a lot of fucking money. It is also common knowledge that Courtney Love is a crackhead who may or may not be addicted to actual crack, but who is probably more into heroin. What is not common knowledge is that they are the same fucking person…or at least they look like they are in these pictures…that are both creepy, reminiscent of Jean Benet Ramesy the adult pill popping version….and bot cuz a medicated bitch always lets you do what you want to them….

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Britney Spears Does Courtney Love in Pop Magazine of the Day

Heidi Montag’s Completely Natural Bikini Pics

Ever since her fake marriage came to an end or her fake divorce started, I can’t keep the publicity stunts straight anymore, Heidi Montag has wanted us all to know just how sad she’s pretending to be. I don’t know what’s going on anymore, either way she wants us to know that she’s down in the dumps so she sent us these completely natural and un-staged pictures of her hanging out in her bikini drinking a cocktail by the pool of her private Costa Rican villa. I don’t see anything unnatural about these pictures at all… Except for those amazing tits of course.

Ashley Greene Gets Wet With Miley Cyrus

I don’t know exactly what’s going on in these pictures, but it involves one of my new favorite hotties Ashley Greene so I don’t really care. Besides, take a hottie like Ashley, put her in the rain and throw in some jailbait like Miley Cyrus and you’ve got my attention. I can’t be certain, but it looks like they’re about to kiss, alright so they’re probably not, but a guy can dream. No big deal, in my mind they’ve kissed many many times.

Katy Perry Makes Her Sexy Face

I’m somewhat disgusted and more than a little aroused by these pictures of Katy Perry signing autographs the other day. This is not a good angle for her, although it is a pretty good angle for us. I’m confused. She looks like an old lady movie star from the twenties with a pair of nineteen year old boobs. I guess it could be worse, it could be the other way around. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Kate Moss David Yurman’s jewellery picture

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Kate Moss David Yurman’s jewellery picture