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Gisele is Wet for Colcci of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when Gisele was all the rage, before Victoria’s Secret fired her for being a dude, and Tom Brady fake married her and fake got her pregnant, cuz she’s the kinda dude a closet case can appreciate to keep up the front, and sure these pictures don’t prove that she’s not a dude, cuz she’s wearing clothes, but they do prove that she’s not fat, and sometimes, especially in America, that’s enough to be considered fantasy, you know since everyone there is fat…. I know some of you closet cases were huge Gisele fans…so I figure seeing her wet will make you happy….and that’s really all I have to say about that….

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Reese Witherspoon’s Boobs Don’t Do It For Me

Posted on August 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not exactly thrilled with these pictures of Reese Witherspoon’s feeble attempt at cleavage either, but she’s a mother now and I guess that looking sexy just isn’t an option anymore. I suppose she’s had a decent run and it was about time to call it quits as a hot piece. She can always get commercial work as the woman with brittle bones or the mom who pisses herself when she laugh too hard. She’ll find something.

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Kim Kardashian Hides Her Fat Ass of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian’s ass is disgusting and she knows it. That is why she hides the shit every chance she gets. I hate that everyone hypes her up. I hate that people take her seriously. I hate that she’s not recognized as being shitty pornstar with a sex tape, but as a legit staple in Hollywood….. She’s clearly too fucking lazy to bother taking care of herself…sure she pretends…like in these pictures on her way to the gym…to hang out at the gym’s cafe to eat all the food….but I guess the effort she spends on all things in her life is minimal…. Sure she normally squeezes the shit into her pants, wears spanx and heels, to trick us into thinking she’s alright and I guess since she’s not wearing heels or spanx in these pictures and she had to cover her fatness up…even though it all she is known for….and is the reason why black guys like her…and that in turn is why she likes black guys… More importantly, I think she’s a bad influence on fat women everywhere….making them think they’ve got a chance…. Either way, it’s vile…even if this is some kind of joke…it’s still disgusting….

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Beyonce Knowles Bikini Pictures… I Think

Posted on August 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s a little difficult to tell, but these really are pictures of Beyonce hanging out on a giant yacht in her bikini. It’s her trust me. Sadly the picture quality is absolute garbage, but you get the idea. Boobs, oversized earrings and big ass hair just scream Beyonce . Anyhow, I’ve been looking at these pictures too long, I feel like I’ve got beer goggles on, I bet when I look at them later they’re going to be shots of some fat chick on a dingy.

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Jessica Alba Finally Shows Some Skin

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the hell Jessica Alba is up to in these pictures, but I like it. I think it’s because it’s been so long since I’ve seen any shots of Jessica wearing anything remotely revealing, so the fact that she’s wearing a sports bra and some sort of weird pantyhose shorts just blows my mind. I’m hoping these are for some sexy photoshoot, preferably with half a dozen half naked chicks, so that I’ll be able to bring you the real deal soon. I’ll keep you posted.

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Shakira’s Sexy Little Butt Is Hanging Out

Posted on August 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Latin pop sensation Shakira has never been one to shy away from dancing around in a sexy little outfit on stage, so these pictures of her sexy little ass falling out of her pants shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. I don’t have a problem with this, the more ass crack the better I always say. Not to mention she’s wearing a tiny little bikini top that really adds a little something extra to these pictures… Boobies.

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Melanie Brown Is Really Kinda Hot Frightening

Posted on August 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t got a clue what Melanie Brown is up to in these pictures, probably on her way to a topless pillow fight with the rest of the Spice Girls , but I’ve always found her kind of attractive in a ‘I really shouldn’t do this’ kind of way… So here she is. I never really understood why her nickname was Scary Spice , I mean it’s not like she looks like a dude in drag or anything. Wink. more pictures of Melanie Brown here

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is a Schoolgirl of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is really believable….I have a feeling this has either got to be some kind of dream sequence in a horrible movie….that they are going to filter in editing to give her a youthful glow…or that this is a movie that she is producing and that she decided to sabotage by volunteering to be the school girl in order to feed her ego…cuz the only reason someone that looks like this would be wearing a school girl outfit would be to try to turn their husband on…cuz the sex got stagnant and she noticed how into younger girls he was…not realizing her fat ass in a school girl outfit doesn’t have the same affect…or on Halloween….where here and her single friends decide to go out and try to find husbands cuz they’ve wore their vibrators down to the plastic skeleton… Either way, this isn’t hot and would only be hot if she was the older girl coming back to high school to get her diploma while deciding she’d rather teach the girls and boys how to fuck…but they changed laws for 18 year olds in high school…so it is totally unbelieveable…kinda like these pictures… Good thing you’ll take anything you can get.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Dangerous Cleavage

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what these pictures of Lindsay Lohan are for, but the fact that she’s holding a machine gun in a leotard and her boobs are hanging out makes it alright. They’re probably for another movie she’s planning on starring in but has no financing or producers or even a script. I like the way this chick thinks, pose for some sexy promo photos and then figure out what the hell she’s going to do with them. Well done.

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Strange Lindsay Lohan Fashion Shoot of the Week: Italian Vogue!

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Given that she’s been in and out of courtrooms, jail cells and rehab centers for a good month now, it’s amazing how many random Lindsay Lohan photos keep surfacing. Where does our girl even find the time for all these shoots? Last week it was for her 6126 line . This week? Italian Vogue! What these pictures are trying to tell us, we have no idea, and we don’t mean because we can’t read the text. We understand that fashion photography is supposed to be artistic and all, but can someone please explain the point here? We can say she makes a better brunette than blonde, though …

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