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Candice Swanepoel Is Very Talented

I know that there are other Victoria’s Secret models in these pictures somewhere, but honestly all I see is Candice Swanepoel what’s her name’s amazing little ass. I want to put that thing in my wallet for safe keeping only to be taken out on very special occasions when I’m all by myself. Like my birthday. Celebrity blogging is not a good way to make friends. more pictures of The Victoria’s Secret Girls here

Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon Sisterly Make Out Session

I suppose I should be weirded out by these pictures of sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon sharing a kiss at their ex boyfriend Hugh Hefner’s Mid Summers Night Dream party at the Playboy mansion, I mean they’re sister right and this is incest…. Really really hot incest. If someone is offended by this pretend all in the family sex act, they need to have their testicles examined. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens’ Sexy Little Combinations

I haven’t got a clue what these pictures of Vanessa Hudgens are for, they could be K Mart catalogue shots for all know, but she’s kind of cute and I’m sure there are some teenagers out there extremely interested in everything she does. I like the thigh high boots and short shorts combination, I can think of a few women closer to my age who should probably try this look out. Like the girl who works at the at the wine store around the corner… You know who you are.

Alicia Keys Bikini Pictures of the Day

I have a lot in common with Alicia Keys’ personal chef….and that’s that before these pictures we just assumed she was always pregnant.It was the only explanation for the outrageous amounts of food she’s been eating all these years, making it safe to assume she was eating for two, and we just didn’t take the time to realize that the other person Alicia Keys was feeding was her sloppy legs and ass…. Don’t get me wrong, I love fat black women, I mean there’s a reason Aunt Jamima syrup sells so well, it brings comfort, comfort I’ve been trying to recreate by spending a lifetime of trying to bed big women to try to get that feeling again, but they don’t taste syrupy good, or smell like warm cooked country breakfast…they taste and smell like shit…but in my defense, I really only got with fat chicks when no one else would take me, and that’s how I stupidly married one…. And what it all comes down to is that pregnant or not, I have never found Alicia Keys hot, worth wanting to fuck, so seeing her in a bikini pregnant or just fat in a bikini is all the same kinda boring….and just reminds me that bitch should keep the fat women off the beach and on Jerry Springer talking about having sex for a cheeseburger where they belong. Pics via Bauer

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Nicole Richie Showing Off Mom Tit of the Day

I hate Nicole Richie. I always have. I hung out with her once. She was the cunt you’d expect her to be. This was 5 years ago, but she thought she was amazing and I thought she was an overrated little troll who should never have had the publicity she had…I just couldn’t believe people cared about her wonky inbred looking face…but they did and I guess that gave her the ego to carry on with her useless cunt behavior…. I mean the world shouldn’t be nice to adopted kids with drug addictions and eating disorders who are only relevant for indirectly killing DJ AM by dating his friend the Good Charlotte Sister cuz he had to pull his dick out of his twin brother’s mouth eventually and what easier transition than having babies with this cunt….but for some reason I am digging her little tits in this outfit…I think it’s out of hatred and since she’s blocked me on twitter, the only way I can get thru to her to tell her I am ready for those pussy pics we discussed is by posting this here cuz she reads the site daily…it’s a little known Nicole Richie fact…cuz no one cares to know about Nicole Richie…but she doesn’t grasp that…cuz that’s what happens when you’re spoiled. Either way, here are the pics of her mom tits… Pics via Fame

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Some Britney Spears Crazy Nipple of the Day

It is not Britney porn unless there is Starbucks Frappacino’s in the picture and her nipples are actin’ crazier than her facial expressions which aren’t nearly as crazy as her brain/personality and seeing these pictures just upsets me, cuz I know if she didn’t has as many handlers as she does, she wouldn’t be sedated and she would be producing amazingness, whether it was porn, or just paparazzi video of her doing a puppet show in front of the mirror at a department store, it would be far more life changing than this shit….It’s like they’ve fucked a girl up for money, and now they are trying to pretend shit isn’t fucked up, repressing the goods which takes away from the whole point of fucking them up by making them rich and famous in the first place….serious fucking waste. Pics via Fame

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Lindsay Lohan In Her Underwear For Maxim

Now that Lindsay Lohan has been released from what must have been thirteen long hard days of pure hell in jail, I thought some pictures of the troubled starlet in her lingerie would be a good idea. How is this chick going to learn her lesson in thirteen days? I’ve had rashes that lasted longer than that. Anyhow, jail or no jail the chick still looks good in her undies. I can’t wait to see her new prison tats, I bet one’s a teardrop.

Jessica Biel’s Hot Little Side Booty

Just the thought of Jessica Biel in some tight little spandex leggings is enough to launch a prepubescent boy into manhood, so these pictures should come with a warning label. Here she is leaving the gym or going to the gym, it doesn’t matter, either way she’s showing off her sexy ass body. I’m a little let down that she didn’t give us some better booty shots, but at this point I’ll take what I can get. Side booty is better than no booty. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Topless Motorcycle Pictures

I haven’t got a clue what these pictures of Kelly Brook topless on a motorcycle are for, but they’re pictures of Kelly Brook topless on a frickin’ motorcycle so who gives a flying bag of crap. I can’t believe how lucky that motorcycling son of a bitch’s back is, I’m so jealous, all my back does is get stuck to the back of my leather couch because I sweat when I eat. It’s a very common condition. Anyhow, Kelly is hot… Blah blah. Enjoy.

Ryan Seacrest Pretends He’s Not Gay of the Day

If you are wondering why Ryan Seacrest is so excited in these pictures, it is not because he’s in love, it’s cuz she told him she will strap it on for him tonight so that he doesn’t have to actually play out this lie to a level he is uncomfortable with, that or she just told him that she convinced the male crew of the yacht they are on to wear the little boy shorts and to serve him only when they are aroused and that instead of retiring to their quarters after sunset, they are to retire inside his ass unprotected and he just can’t thank this bitch enough….Her name is Julianne Hough, she probably has the same publicist as Seacrest..and since she’s one of the dancers from Dancing with the Stars and if there is one thing dancers know, it’s how to deal with fags. I don’t know who they are trying to fool… Pics via Bauer

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