Alexis Ren has a great scam going on. She’s dated some video dude who girls find hot…and has packaged herself as a young it couple, since they both have millions of followers on instagram, because when you’re fresh and 18, you don’t bother doing it the old school way, you just build yourself up and the brands come to you…. I mean I have seen these two in local papers, in random places, because I guess that’s what happens when you go viral and live an aspirational, carefree life that doesn’t involve college, but does involve traveling the world doing action sports, looking hot as fuck…. I am not a fan of people who win at life, because they remind me that I didn’t…but I am a fan of hot 18 year olds in bikinis, whether they are self-made famous or not…because seriously…look at these fucking pics… The post Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Apr 30, 2015 at 7:27pm PDT She’s not 18. Which means you see abosolutely nothing here. To see the pics CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Bikini Dance Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
#buttahbenzo A video posted by Shay Mitchell (@shaym) on Apr 14, 2015 at 4:50pm PDT Shay Mitchell is some cunty Canadian who managed to get on some massive show, and reaffirm her cunty Canadian behavior and ego, where she felt she was too big for Canada, and she’s got the IMDB and instagram to prove it… She’s on a massive show…she’s got a huge fan base…and now she’s showing off some cleavage…because that’s what girls do…thanks to having tits…which is a good thing because that’s what I like looking at. TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Mar 24, 2015 at 5:37am PDT I would have posted earlier, but I was just doing fitness with Izabel Goulart, not because I am the kind of guy who hangs out with models and watches them do fitness and gets health skills from them, but because Izabel Goulart posts these informative fitness videos that are clearly for the soul purpose of educating us on fitness, the benefits of fitness, and living a healthy life, all by wearing the shortest shorts possible, so that you can proactically see her ovaries like she was Angenlina Jolie, you know out on the table like they were pulled out of her… The post Fitness with Iza Goulart of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Mar 13, 2015 at 1:05pm PDT AshleyInLa is either a comedic genius, or a really really dumb sugar baby in LA, who hangs with rich dudes and Playboy models alike…. She just posted this video of a “near death experience”…..she was strangled by her sleep shirt, which is not like being strangled by some creepy rich dude shoving your panties down your throat, but strangled neverther less, and and she could have died…which may not be scary for me or any of the other obese people who are reading this thanks to Apnea….but must have been terrifying for these tits in a a see through shirt… The post AshleyInLA Near Death Experience of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For the last couple weeks, Justin Bieber has been stalking Seth Rogen on social media, but as far as we can tell, it’s been strictly platonic. The Biebs really, really wants Rogen to participate in his Comedy Central Roast set to air later this month, but when it comes to swimming in the dude pond, Justin prefers his man-partners a bit more chiseled. Bieber covers the latest issue of Men’s Health, and inside the mag, he opens up about which male celeb he would crush on…if, ya know, Justin ever crushed on a dude, which he totally wouldn’t, bro! “Ben Affleck,” in keeping with the honest, self-deprecating persona he’s been trying our recently. “I think his vibe is cool.” Justin elaborated in a way that made us realize he’s basically 12 and might break down crying at his roast: “I wish I had the Batman thing where people didn’t know I was Bruce Wayne,” said Bieber. “Like I had a costume or something.” Justin, a word of advice: Between now and when this Comedy Central thing films, you’re gonna wanna be very, very careful about what you say in public. A bunch of people who mock for a living are taking notes on your every word. Also, you’re 21, now. We suggest you get good and loaded before it all goes down. Things Celebrities Have Said About Justin Bieber Justin Bieber is a f-cking moron… I feel bad for him. Every single person who works with him should f-cking be embarrassed. Patrick Carney Permalink: Such an A-Hole! Added: May 10, 2014 1. Such an A-Hole! View Quote Justin Bieber is a f-cking moron… I feel bad for him. Every single person who works with him should f-cking be embarrassed. In a preemptive strike, I plan to tell my daughter that Justin Bieber tortures puppies. Anthony Bourdain Permalink: He tortures puppies! Added: April 18, 2014 2. What a Moron! View Quote In a preemptive strike, I plan to tell my daughter that Justin Bieber tortures puppies. We’re all human and we all have great amounts of pressure on us. When someone’s hurting, be there. We could all use a little more compassion. Ariana Grande Permalink: To err is human. Added: April 18, 2014 3. To err is human. View Quote We’re all human and we all have great amounts of pressure on us. When someone’s hurting, be there. We could all use a little more… At 19 years old, I wish I was as successful as he was. He’s 19 years old, guys. Think back to when you were 19. Rob Ford Permalink: Whatever, he’s 19. Added: April 18, 2014 4. Whatever, he’s 19. View Quote At 19 years old, I wish I was as successful as he was. He’s 19 years old, guys. Think back to when you were 19. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The media has a way of pouring things on people. The job is to learn from the stupid mistakes that you make. Kevin Hart Permalink: Blame the media. Added: April 18, 2014 5. Blame the media. View Quote The media has a way of pouring things on people. The job is to learn from the stupid mistakes that you make. Justin Bieber is a piece of sh-t. He’s obnoxious, ungrateful and insincere. Seth Rogen Permalink: He’s a piece of $hit! Added: April 18, 2014 6. He’s a piece of $hit! View Quote Justin Bieber is a piece of sh-t. He’s obnoxious, ungrateful and insincere. Drake Bell: Drake Bell: When is someone going to tell this idiot he can’t draw. His art is almost as bad as his music. Talentless artless. Permalink: What an idiot! Added: April 18, 2014 7. What an idiot! View Quote Drake Bell: Drake Bell: When is someone going to tell this idiot he can’t draw. His art is almost as bad as his music. Talentless artless. Every teenager deserves to make a mistake and act out and learn from them. Kelly Osbourne Permalink: Live and learn. Added: April 18, 2014 8. Live and learn. View Quote Every teenager deserves to make a mistake and act out and learn from them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. Your dad is your party animal – that’s going to sum it up pretty quick. There’s an equation for some sort of explosion. Joe Jonas Permalink: Blame it on pops. Added: April 18, 2014 9. Blame it on pops. View Quote Your dad is your party animal – that’s going to sum it up pretty quick. There’s an equation for some sort of explosion. If I had had these opportunities when I was younger, I would have been Justin Bieber. Andrew Garfield Permalink: Hey, could have been me… Added: April 18, 2014 10. Hey, could have been me… View Quote If I had had these opportunities when I was younger, I would have been Justin Bieber. Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame. Jon Hamm Permalink: Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’… Added: April 20, 2014 11. What the eff, man?!? View Quote Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a… The End. Up Next: ” Things Celebrities Have Said About Justin Bieber .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
A video posted by #LINDSAYHANCOCK (@misslindsayhancock) on Mar 1, 2015 at 11:18pm PST The best Snapchat I follow is Lindsay_Hancock …it belongs to superstar LINDSAY HANCOCK > …and it reminds me how much I hate snapchat because the content is disposable, and I can’t revisit any of it to masturbate to at a later date…especially with this babe…because she is consistently blowing my fucking mind….and luckily she’s clever enough to take her next level, creative as fuck, pushing the boundaries with her insane concepts and speaking to my fucking soul… A video posted by #LINDSAYHANCOCK (@misslindsayhancock) on Mar 1, 2015 at 11:53pm PST Here she is in a photoshoot she did with Kittrell Cage Here’s the Video…. Lindsay Hancock x Orinary from Orin Fleurimont on Vimeo . I am a fucking fan….and you should be too… The post Lindsay Hancock is the Future of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Celebrating 1 million followers with a green jumpsuit! ???? Thank you everyone, you are lovely, positive, funny, inspirational ???? Good vibes all around ???? #milestone A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Feb 18, 2015 at 12:32pm PST I guess when Kate Hudson isn’t making Owen Wilson, or whatever other dude she’s rolled through, try to kill themselves because she’s a harlot, thanks to being the celebrity daughter with access and a cute ass, that people want to fuck, because she’s easy and I guess reminds them of when they used to jerk off to her mother…she’s making instagram videos showcasing her ass to celebrate 1,000,000 followers…because followers on instagram matter to people who not only are slated to inherit a ton of fucking money, but who also worked in movies when movies paid a ton of fucking money…I guess money isn’t everything when it comes to filling that void of wanting to be desired….liked…the whole reason any of these idiots do this shit… If she really wanted to celebrate or reward her fans…there are better outfits that she could have busted out…but we take what we can get because we are low expectation pathetic people who feed into these idiots… TO SEE PICS OF HER AT A FASHION EVENT CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Mom Ass Has 1,000,000 Followers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Feb 9, 2015 at 1:57pm PST A day is not worth living, unless there’s a little Izabel Goulart self produced fitness porn, of her in the skimpiest outfits, bending in some of the most unnatural ways, leading you to think one of two things, and those two things are that your wife or girlfriend is too fat…and that this would be really interesting to stick your dick inside and really test out her cardio on… Here’s another one… A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Feb 5, 2015 at 11:30am PST The post Izabel Goulart is Fit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Pippa Middleton bums me out…so here is her bum….in a bikini in some fancy as fuck place she gets to go to thanks to her sister being the baby momma of one of the next kings, meaning she’s pretty hooked up, pretty a-list….and pretty fucking rich…I mean these people own everything…they are the most powerful family, possibly in the modern world… I had my money on Pippa getting jealous of her sister, as girls do, for obvious reasons, and that she’d break with a sex take or a “look at me scandal”…but instead she took the classy route…where all we get is her hot ass in the bikini…and I guess that’s good enough…considering I doubt anyone really cares either way.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pippa Middleton in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
