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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for LUI Magazine of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of those models who really speaks to me, without actually speaking to me, in fact she probably doesn’t know this site exists, even though I’ve spent years writing her love letters, because I am just not that relevant…but if she did know I exist, and she doesn’t, she would definitely not speak to me, she’s just give me dirty looks…not cuz she knew who I was, but because I don’t shower much and more importantly, I am pretty disgusting as a whole…and she would be like “why is that homeless creep looking at me, and why is he showing me his clit”…. She just looks like that high end cunt kind of girl who doesn’t bother with normals and I love that shit. I hate down girls who hang with normals…I like snobs, I like celebrity disconnect, I like the superiority…this “we’re all the same, they are just like us” bullshit is just that…bullshit… So I approve…not to mention she is a model who is willing to get naked, who dates bald dudes who are richa nd famous, and who replaced Megan Fox in a movie…just adding to her lovely.. Here she is kind of sexy and slutty for LUI…a French magazine that does nude shoots for men better than Playboy…even though these aren’t nude… The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner and a Kardashian Cock Tease of the Day

A video posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on May 26, 2015 at 2:58pm PDT Why do these bitches need to cock tease with footage from a staged car accident…they know the world wants them dead. Why don’t these Truman Show motherfuckers built off porn actually get a terminal illness, or have a family murder suicide, or really antyhing negative and horrible…instead they keep on winning, despite being horrible fucking people… Here’s Kylie, 17 and posing….because her Black Statutory rapist boyfriend likes it when she’s posing…it’s grey area legal…which keeps things exciting… The post Kylie Jenner and a Kardashian Cock Tease of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley’s Sugar Donut Snapchat Hack of the Day

Here’s a little Anastasia Ashley and the Bikini A Day girl with massive tits…doing a little Sugar Donut in the sad…because fat tits on one, and a fat ass on the other…make them a combined force you’ll have to jerk off to… You fucking pigs… A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on May 21, 2015 at 5:24pm PDT The post Anastasia Ashley’s Sugar Donut Snapchat Hack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley’s Sugar Donut Snapchat Hack of the Day

Here’s a little Anastasia Ashley and the Bikini A Day girl with massive tits…doing a little Sugar Donut in the sad…because fat tits on one, and a fat ass on the other…make them a combined force you’ll have to jerk off to… You fucking pigs… A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on May 21, 2015 at 5:24pm PDT The post Anastasia Ashley’s Sugar Donut Snapchat Hack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Ice Bath of the Day

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on May 18, 2015 at 5:34pm PDT Watching Lindsay Lohan go through life, especially when it involves her half naked taking baths…has been a confusing, yet magical thing….that ultimately doesn’t really matter at all, not because she’s Lohan, the single greatest actress to be sold short in the history of probably nothing but my sexual fantasies, thanks to loving her sad broken down soul..thanks to her hot tits…but because very few babes have had the lows and unstable crazy she has…all while having tits… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on May 17, 2015 at 4:54pm PDT A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on May 17, 2015 at 4:42pm PDT This is some weirdness…Here she is with clippers… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on May 16, 2015 at 5:14pm PDT The post Lindsay Lohan’s Ice Bath of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers for Vogue UK of the Day

Anna Ewers rhynes with sewers possibly because that’s her name, or maybe it is because Germans are into scat…this is something I’ve said before, probably every time I write a post on Anna Ewers, because no one has done the research I need to know whether she likes getting shit on as her name and ethnicity would imply… I guess, it doesn’t matter, but either do these pics of her in bikinis for Vogue UK, I mean who gives a fuck about another girl in a bikini for a magazine…it’s all the fucking same…whether it’s a hot brazilian or a hot german thanks to ethnic cleansing in the 40s…to a hot South African…it’s all the fucking same…not that it’s a bad same, it’d be like having a lot of money and getting more money, it’s the same money, but more money is better than no money, even if the bills are the same “all these hundreds keep coming in”…it’s just annoying for those of us, mainly you because I have no sex drive, who can’t fuck them…but instead..just look at them… All this to say – Anna Ewers is a Babe… The post Anna Ewers for Vogue UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Big Red Lips Whoring of the Day

A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on May 7, 2015 at 2:18pm PDT Nothing like a video of Hilary Duff’s old made up face…with massive red lips…begging her fans to buy her bullshit..by setting up a funding round that involves pre-ordering the album and getting your name in the booklet of what I assume is a CD…even though no one used CDs anymore…. I mean, she’s rich as fuck and probably shouldn’t be doing tacky desperate tactics like this…but we can blame it on her being recently divorced and a single mother…with a baby worth billions of dollars on top of her fortune…meaning she could fucking put out this album for fucking free…self fund that shit like an actual artist who believes in her art…give it away for free because you actually want to give your fans something, but then again they are Hilary Duff fans, and probably deserve to be raped, because clearly they are retards… “Please put my name in your booklet Hilary Duff…because you appreciate me…and have absolutely nothing to do with any of this…but your team does and that’s practically you”… Go fuck yourself…that’s what I am trying to say here…go fuck yourself…and I’ll put your fucking name in the booklet… The post Hilary Duff Big Red Lips Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez is a Mexican of the Day

Selena Gomez, which explains why she’s got fake tits, as most Mexicans have shit tits, at least that’s what my friend who only fucks Mexicans told me, it also explains her weight gain, because at 20, all systems shut down turning most Mexicans into a neckless Mayan….all boxy and fertile…I mean they have kids at 14…so I guess she’s living up to that…unlike Selma Hayek and Alba and Longoria who are also Mexicans, but I guess less genetically predisposed to look like every Mexican woman I’ve ever seen in any Mexican village thanks to Hollywood and millions of dollars…that Selena doesn’t get because she’e been famous since she was 5… Either way, her, unlike every other celebrity, and asshole on your social media who celebrated Cinco De Mayo is not racist, because she’s allowed, it’s her heritage…and licking tacos clearly makes her happy as fuck…it is comforting in these sad times of being rich and famous…. The post Selena Gomez is a Mexican of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gay Couple VS Chair at a BBQ Spot of the Day

A video posted by Awesomepeneur (@isaamsharef) on May 5, 2015 at 8:29pm PDT Here’s a pretty insane video of a dude hitting a gay couple over the head with a Chair at a BBQ joint. That’s not to say that the gay couple were targeted because they were gay, you know people can piss other people off no matter where they stick their dick, but it is to say, that regardless of what they stick their dick in ,they are pretty fucking fucked up in this instagram video….and it’s fucking crazy…and the chair wrangler should be arrested…if he hasn’t already… The post Gay Couple VS Chair at a BBQ Spot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez is in New York of the Day

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 2, 2015 at 2:23pm PDT Selena Gomez is in New York..and what better way to celebrate that…than to direct, star and act in a 15 second movie about her being in New York…rolling around in her hotel bed…looking kind hot and pudgy…. Oh….right…her hard nipples….her nipples are a better way to celebrate her being in New York..for what I assume is the met ball…and not her stupid art fag, girl has no vision as an artist, she’s Selena Gomez…and properly trained dancing monkey thanks to Disney…so let’s just look at her tits… The post Selena Gomez is in New York of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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