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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini of the Day

Gigi Hadid is the model of the year. Whether her family paid for it, or her connections made it happen, that doesn’t discount her hot little half muslim body, that you aryan white people don’t seem to mind, even though you fucking hate muslim people as a culture, but I assume it is because she’s the kind of muslim who throws in the towel, is rich as fuck and who says “stone me village, I dare you”….or some whit… I just figure she’s as muslim as Kendall Jenner is born again Christian…that won’t happen until they develop drug addictions and break at the seams… But for now, they are young babe and I’m staring. Here she is for Seafolly…. A video posted by Gigi Hadid (@gigihadid) on Feb 2, 2015 at 7:59am PST The post Gigi Hadid in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Martha Hunt for GQ Mexico of the Day

Martha Hunt is one of the better new generation Victoria’s Secret girls, who I assume has had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio and Adam Levine, as part of her initiation, but that hasn’t been as annoying about it as Nina Agdal, Behati Prinsloo and Bar Refaeli, you know more of a subtle one…probably because she’s from America, unlike most of these models she’s up against, and has nothing to fucking prove, because #America… Shes Pretty fucking magnficent…now if only my wife looked like her, rather than like she’s eaten three of her this morning…then my life would be a little be less of a hell prison, and a lot more of a fantasy…that I guess other men buy Victoria’s Secret lingerie to get, but that I don’t buy into, because seeing my wife squeezed into a pair of panties that barley fit around her fat cankle..can’t trick me into thinking she is this Martha Hunt Magic: A photo posted by Martha Hunt (@marhunt) on Feb 2, 2015 at 7:23am PST

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Julia Pereira’s Polaroids Are The Sexiest Ever!

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve been loving me some Julia Pereira lately. There’s just something about the Brazilian hottie that I can’t quite put my finger on. Well, at least not without getting hit with a restraining order. Anyway, I just came across this awesome Polaroid shoot she did, and I didn’t think it was possible, but I’m even more in love with her than I was before. So enjoy, but hands off. I called dibs first. Photo: Jonathan Leder

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Izabel Goulart Is Incredible

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Feb 2, 2015 at 3:39am PST I’ve probably said this before (and I’m sure I’ll be saying it again), but following Izabel Goulart on Instagram was one of the smartest decisions I’ve ever made. Well, that and not eating that slice of pizza I found under my couch last week… But for all of you who’ve been missing out on the daily hotness, enjoy this latest workout video of Izabel’s, then repeat 3-5 times a week day, and you’ll have the most toned forearms of your life. I guarantee it.

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Jessica Alba Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Jan 27, 2015 at 11:59am PST Here’s Jessica Alba working out on instagram – because people are….about Jessica Alba working out on Instagram, even if Jessica Alba is a washed up celebrity, she’s still a budding billionaire spokesperson for some brand, and more imporatntly, she’s still got a ridiculous body…even if she’s a mom of two…because when you work hard on your billion dollar brand all day, by not actually doing anything other than being Jessica Alba…there’s always time for squats….so much time for squats…in fact that’s all their is to do when the whole business is being run by actual business people using her celebrity as nothing more than a marketing hook…

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Arianna Grande’s Crotch Shot of the DAy

Everytime I look at a cute little butt on Arianna Grande…I think about Big Sean shoving his 9-10 inch thick black cock in her aggressively, because every white girl I know who fucks back guys tells me, their athleticism goes beyond the Basketball court, but comes hard in the bedroom, and every white girl I know is left with a dead pussy, an orgasm she can’t ever forget, and a love for the black man…she will carry with her for life…because black guys LOVE fucking white girls…or whatever color Arianna Grande is…so I assume that if she’s got her pussy as beat up as I am sure you want to beat it up, but a large object, this cute little butt, is more of a gaping nightmare you’d be happy see keeps wrapped up on TV performances like this…but I’m actually into instertion, I don’t care what color dudes rail girls, 99 percent of men, including asians have bigger dicks than me, so I got no complex…but I know you white racists…fucking hate this sexual history about her…so I like bringing it up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Nipple in a Shirt of the Day

Miley is an exhibitionist, fame seeking, attention loving, circus clown filling god knows what void, but I dig her hustle, her campaign, her strategy, her vision…not because it feels authetic hipster weird, but because it’s trying to be authentic hipster weird, and in this porn generation, that usually means a solid amount of sex and sexuality and exhibitionism…that I assume….is awful, boring, all show…and that in person…she’s just a bratty little troll who doesn’t shut her deep voice up… But when posting pics like “a masturbate a day keeps the haters away” a masturbate a day keeps the haters away Een foto die is geplaatst door Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) op Jan 15, 2015 at 8:13 PST Or the V Magazine Polaroids…it’s hard to not buy into her bullshit lie…crackhead artist shit…it is impossible to pretend it is real…because it makes her interesting, or more interesting than a vapid, spoiled rich kid pile of shit…

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Jessica Lowndes Does Instagram of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian girl just trying to live the dream, chasing fame as hard a she can, from being on some shitty TV show, that you know gave her some kind ego that made her give the finger to all her Canadian friends and family, before making the Move to LA, only for the show to fall apart, leaving her alone and scared unsure of where to turn and the only thing left for her to do…is post nudes on the internet…not that these are nudes, but for a singer, these bikini pics, are straight internet whoring…

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Candice Swanepoel Instagram Video of the Day

@victoriassecret #swim2015 #ownthebeach by @lukelanter #hawaii #blackbeach #hana A video posted by Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandices) on Jan 12, 2015 at 4:17pm PST Candice Swanepoel did a video…in a bikini….because that is her job….and it was as magical as can be…if you find a tall, skinny bikini model, doing her bikini modeling job, magical…and I am sure Candice Swanepoel finds it magical, but it was just a few decades ago, she was just a farmers daughter looking over her South African slaves… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Shay Mitchell for Maxim of the Day

A photo posted by Shay Mitchell (@shaym) on Jan 8, 2015 at 10:02am PST Shay Mitchell is some superstar…that is super relevant…who you’ve probably never heard of…because you don’t watch the show she is on, but every fucking kid in America does…making her fanbase huge…allowing her the opportunity to expand her fan base..doing some seriously bottom feeder work, that I guess shows us that she’s in her late 20s, because Maxim doesn’t matter, is not relevant, and people don’t even know what it is…because it’s dated as fuck…but that was big at one time, maybe made it on her bucket list, or maybe her boyfriend works there, who knows the reason it happened, we just know it happened….and I hate it…not because I hate Shay Mitchell or her ethnically ambiguous skin tone…but because Maxim send me legal death threats on the regular for posting their shit, even though they used to pay me for traffic to their shit, in 2006, because I was more important than them on the internet…just a gang of clueless bitches, scrambling to get back to where they were, with budgets…because…people like Shay Mitchell still remember their bullshit…fuck em… A video posted by Shay Mitchell (@shaym) on Jan 8, 2015 at 11:00pm PST Fuck she’s annoying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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