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Jessa Hinton’s Pizza Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Jessa Hinton (@jessahinton) on Jan 1, 2015 at 4:56pm PST Jessa Hinton is a Playboy chick, and she has been involved in what is probably the single most viral bikini in the history of bikinis, because every one loves pizza, it is the most viral of foods ever and everyone loves bikinis, it’s the most viral of clothing girls can take pics of themselves wearing…and everyone loves fake titty girls who look like they could have virusees thanks to college party gangbangs, and mean producers who promised them everything… All this to say, Jessa Hinton….is officially relevant…and all it took was a pizza bikinis…she’s the Emily Ratajkowski of 2015…. All this to say, this is the most important thing to happen all day…far more important than Cameron Diaz’s marriage…or all the has-beens still in bikinis I’ve posted and seen posted around the internet…this is what matters.

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Miley Cyrus is a Christmas Gift of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:50pm PST Miley Cyrus may not be a Christmas miracle…if anything she’s the fucking worst gift you could get on Christmas..the kind of shit you want to take back but can’t because there is no return policy…like it was a sex toy that you used on the way home with some homeless bitch passed out on the bus….but as long as she’s not talking her man voice…and she’s out there getting high as fuck like other entitled rich kids…producing weird instagram videos with bows on her tits…dancing around all weird as fuck…I am all about her. I am easily swayed. Just give me unconventional shit and even if I don’t find it authentic at all…I’ll still believe because it’s better than anything the corporate record labels want her producing…

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Kylie Jenner Ass for the Family’s’s Marketing Campaign of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner posted this ass picture – because her family made 100s of millions of dollars with their asses….so why not throw the young one, who is rumored to be banging an older black guy, because that’s also family tradition, and I guess it’s all about ass…and fame whoring that ass..with their ass to keep things relevant…or as relevant as they can….even when they should collectively be taken out back and shot…and who really fucking cares… A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on Dec 12, 2014 at 1:19pm PST A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on Dec 12, 2014 at 11:37am PST A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:21pm PST

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AshleyInLa is Amazing of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Doing snapchat weather reports with @sophie29julia #worldpeace A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Dec 12, 2014 at 6:44pm PST My favorite thing on instagram is LA based comedian ASHLEYINLA …because she makes fun of instagram social media sluts…by being an instagram social media slut…you know doing silly shout outs…or telling dudes to not be perverted…while fixating on her amazing tits and body…because that’s pretty much what girls who take themselves too seriously on their quest to be low level famous…almost a parody who isn’t even making fun of themselves…so ASHLEYINLA comes into use herself to make fun of them for us…and the whole thing is hot as fuck…I’m a fan…

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Nude Models by Maciek Kobielski of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The photographer is Maciek Kobielski … The models are: Anais Pouliot, Hanne Gaby Odiele, Kel Markey, Marie Piovesan and Ros Georgiou The overall concept is naked, the vibe is naked, the bush is visible, and for someone who loves bush and hates Jersey Shore and the Kardashians for making girls think that bush is a bad thing, even though it requires more work to maintain than a wax, and even though it hides things you want to hide, all while being decorative, like a lawn ornament…this is amazing… I am glad the bush is back in town…and I am also glad that these models are naked.

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Lindsay Lohan Spreads her Legs of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 11, 2014 at 3:59pm PST Here is a picture that Lindsay Lohan posted to instagram, that we can all assume is a statement she is making to her fans…that every once in a while you just need to spread your legs, whether it is for money, for work, for fun, or to fill the void in your soul that comes from your parents selling you off at a young age, robbing you of your youth for their personal goals and dreams, pretty much turning you into an attention craving, empty girl that needs filling…like a donut with no jelly-fill…or a taco without meat…but instead a taco with meat that is probably rancid, so we have to thank her for wearing pants…even though I’d rather she wasn’t…

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Jessica Hart for Porter Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Hart is some model who I think did Victoria’s Secret for 4 minutes, before getting on the model billionaire program, which is what all the clever models do, knowing that the billionaires are weirdos, possibly gay and need a model to show off to their friends to feel like they’ve officially made it or have it going on or whatever, even though they probably never see each other or fuck each other, it’s just some hooker shit that pays better than being a model…and that allows them the hope of marriage and babies, because billionaires don’t ever marry non-models… That said, she’s Australian, and thus trash to begin with, so it is no surprised to her countrymen and here she is in Porter Magazine…fascinating.

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Chelsea Handler Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chelsea Handler has been flashing her ass and tits and all that other good stuff on social media…because she’s terribly desperate now that her show has been cancelled and she doesn’t know what to do with herself…because they changed execs and studio heads from the guys she used to fuck, to guys who want nothing to do with her old, weathered ass, so she’s doing it in a public forum, pretending there’s a reason for it, and luckily not too old for me to look, not that they are ever too old for me to look, even if sometimes they should be too old for me to look….like in this Chelsea Handler situation, but desperation turns me on…more than anything this slag has ever done…making it a good look to me..

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Jessica Alba’s In a Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Posted on December 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba has what I call a mock marriage, even though two kids came out of it, and at one point she was all about her dude, to the level in which she trapped him with her uterus, something that worked out for him, at least business-wise, because he’s managed to help her brand herself, and even set up this massive empire she has called HONEST, which as you know, when someone goes out of their way to tell you it is Honest, it is usually a fucking lie…but in this case, it is a lie that will make her a billion dollars, which is a lie that created the American dream, and is a lie that she works on daily, when not in bikinis in other countries, on vacation from all the stress of being a figure head to a lie….not that I care…I think Jessica Alba is boring, but the rest of the world doesn’t, and I get it, I mean she’s still got a rockin’ body, which is more than I can say for most Mexicans… Here she is working out…. A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:53pm PST

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Vanessa Hudgens Rapes Your Ears of the Day

Posted on November 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Vanessa Hudgens (@vanessahudgens) on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:51pm PST So Vanessa Hudgens won’t let the paparazzi capture pictures of her face when she leaves the gym, or YOGA, but she will let them take pics of her ass in spandex, and she will leak nude pics of her 5 O’clock shadow pussy that is beautifully hairy for someone like me who likes bush, and she will post pictures of her raping our ears with song…even though you can’t rape the willing…but I feel like I could prove that you can, if I really tried… A video posted by Vanessa Hudgens (@vanessahudgens) on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:51pm PST A video posted by Vanessa Hudgens (@vanessahudgens) on Nov 11, 2014 at 5:38pm PST

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