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Kelly Brook’s Slutty Christmas Party of the Day

I met a couple of UK Rugby players a few months ago and they went off on all the Glamour models, and how they are just hookers looking for a rich athlete to get them pregnant to give them the good life, and I guess the same can be said for every single girl, only not all of them have tits big enough, or as obvious because they aren’t broadcasting them in shitty magazines for attention…. They went onto tell me that Kelly Brook is the worst of the bunch, and that she acts like she’s a big hollywood star because she’s done one shitty movie, and that she really believes in her lie…not to mention that she carries her weight well, dresses properly for it, because they’ve seen her naked, and I mean so have you in her “leaked for attention nudes because she’s a titty model”….and she’s a fucking pile of slop…but a pile of slop who does it well and by it I mean Christmas parties…I mean look at this push up bra…subtle hustle chubbo…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Emmy Rossum’s Shitty Bra See Through of the Day

Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst and I am probably just saying that because she deleted me off all social media, blocking me, and probably even calling me out at some point for being an asshole, but I don’t remember because it happens too fucking often, I think 80 percent of the people I’ve tweeted at over the years have blocked me, because I am either 25 years ahead of my time, or just an asshole that upsets their ego… Now I don’t remember what I laugh at Emmy Rossum for, it’s not her Judaism, I don’t do any of that because jews are so quick to call you an anti semite….it was probably the fact that she was an absolute nobody for a long time, struggling, until being offered a TV show where she gets topless, to which she jumped at the opportunity because it was better than being topless in a strip club, because this would put her name on the map instead of on the death by suicide, and people will finally know her as the star her ego truly told her she was…and I guess it worked out of her…but that’s hardly a reason to block me…not that I care, I’ve still seen her tits and I’m like “whatever”…and now she’s in a see through shirt so I can see her bra…even though I can google and see her tits..keeping me at “whatever”….which I guess, In conclusion, is the basis of Emmy Rossum…just on giant…whatever…

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Bar Refaeli for Marie Claire Spain of the DAy

Here is proof that there is life after Leonardo DiCaprio….in the event you were wondering…because obscure market issues of Marie Claire magazine, in this case Spain, with a readership of 75,000 copies, will still take pics of you…so if you’re a model who made a lot of money from dating Leonardo DiCaprio, only to be thrown out and forgotten by the world…running back home to Israel, you’ll always be able to find some motherfucker willing to feature you like you’re news…whether it is Russia, India…anywhere that wants a taste of what once was relevant in the USA…that’s not to say Bar doesn’t make a fortune modeling still, it’s to say no one cares..that’s it.

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Martha Hunt is a Model with Cameltoe in a Bikini of the Day

Martha Hunt is one of the hotter models around…at least according to me…and I’m an authority on these things…and I am not just saying that because she’s in a bikini…I am not saying that because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, I hate those fuckers even if they have good taste in tall as fuck busty babes….I am saying that because she’s fucking hot…and has been topless HERE and HERE and her in bikini candids…even though I know she’s probably with some rich dude she’s fucking…because that’s what models do…is all I need to remember the tits…because it’s all about the tits…not the bass according to fat chicks… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lara Stone is Slutty for Versace of the Day

Lara Stone tried to sue me for posting honeymoon pics of her big tits in a bikini, when she’s normally got her big tits exposed for work, I guess it was her “private time” and they are just self-involved cunts who think they deserve privacy… I prefer her BIG TITS FOR FASHION But this Versace weirdo erotica probably paid better…

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Sarah Hyland is in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Sarah Hyland. She was stalked and beaten by her boyfriend..which I guess means someone really likes her, increasing her value on the market, because if if she’s good enough for someone to stalk and beat her, she must be pretty good…..probably even too good….which isn’t saying much to you, seeing as a pile of dog shit is too good for you, but I guess that means she’s good enough for you to want to have sex with, even though it is a little weird, considering she’s in her 20s and looks 10…but a mature 10…with a set of tits…that she’s showing off on social media in a bikini…like a good social media whore…

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Emily Ratajkowski Does Christmas Lingerie of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is one of my best friends. I mean we used to message each other on facebook sweet nothings about how her tits and lips are real, which I don’t really believe for a second, since I’ve heard stories from people who either know her, or who have plowed through her on her journey to fucking Ben Afleck to get into the Gone Girl Movie…a pivotal moment in her life… I even have a pet name for her, RAT COW, but only because of her birdlike face and horrible personality…that comes with a quest to climb her way to the top….as a too short to model, who made it as a model, because the internet likes tits..and here she is in lingerie, doing a throwback to her tits, that made her become a hit…fascinating…

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Chelsea Handler Chillin’ With her Boombox of the Day

Here’s a little Chelsea Handler showing off her fake tits because it gets people talking about her in a time when she needs people talking about her…reverting back to her old tricks of trying to get people talking about her…back when she first started out…only to come across as old and desperate no matter what cause she’s attaching to herself….not that I ever complain when tits are brought out at any party….I encourage this behavior…and I guess I think this tit pic of Chelsea Handler is her best work, because she’s posing with an artifact from when showing her tits actually mattered…and when showing her tits was special…and people cared…you know straight 1989 motherfuckers…cuz this thing is OLD…even if her tits aren’t quite as old… Either way, keep up the good comedy…

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The American Music Awards Happened of the Day

The American Music Awards are a pile of shit and I refuse to watch them. If you’re wondering how I know they are a pile of shit, it is because they actually invited me to attend as press one year, and no one, not even porn events, invite me anywhere, making me pretty convinced they are hurting, desperate and pretty fucking weak. I just assumed Dick Clark Productions, pre-Dick Clark dying off and turning into Ryan Seacrest set a huge long contract with ABC, so the show must go on – or some shit – as a tribute to a better time, when TV was only 3 channels… That said, I didn’t live blog the shit, live tweet the shit, or even watch the shit. I did hear in passing that the above performance of a stripper and JLo was much anticipated, or marketed as being potentially scandalous, as booking strippers on your show would do, because the world is internet porn crazed…and they needed any hook they could get to get people to watch the shit…and I can assure you, without watching, that it was shit.. I guess it’s just nice to see the mainstream becoming more like my drug and booze filled pervert life… Here’s the highlight reel…Even though none of this matters….with Selena, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Charli XCX – etc. TO SEE ALL THE SLUTS IN ATTENDENCE BEING SLUTS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez No Bra of the Day

#459516998 / gettyimages.com Everyone is so concerned about whether Selena Gomez got breast implants or not…because I guess people don’t have anything interesting to really do with their time, but obsess over whether some celebrity who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of anything, it’s not like she’s ever done anything riveting, substantial or even interesting, has fake tits…. I mean a good set of fake tits are 8,000 dollars. I know strippers who can afford 8,000 dollars for tits….even prostitutes. It’s not like some exclusive fucking club… #459475310 / gettyimages.com Sure, as a fake tit hater, even though I’ve had good fake tits, I just find them silly, and prefer real tits, I don’t see much point in the fake tits, but if you’re in the public eye, and if you’re an inspiration to young girls everywhere, you might as well get fake tits, to give them more to be insecure about…. Now whether her tits are real or not, because most models and actors have fake tits, Selena Gomez doesn’t have a bra on, and that’s perfectly fine by me…but really I don’t care either way….I mean it’s Selena Gomez…Beiber’s girlfriend…who fucking cares…what’s going on with her tits. Oh right, you do. Eeeeekkkk #AMAs ????? ???????????? Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) ??? 11, 2014 at 6:45 PST

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