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Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is playing with us, at least now that she’s got naked under control….we’ve all seen her publicity stunt fappening that she fake cried about and spin to be the victim of her whoring…and now she can go out with her tits, so all of us who have seen those tits, can see them again without much recourse, It’s really not a big deal, since we’ve already seem them in a person, which is far better better, posed light…. All this to say, she looks better in selfie nudes…and boring everywhere else…but I’ll look at tit slips for old times….because I like tits, even if I find her the fucking worst…

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Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is playing with us, at least now that she’s got naked under control….we’ve all seen her publicity stunt fappening that she fake cried about and spin to be the victim of her whoring…and now she can go out with her tits, so all of us who have seen those tits, can see them again without much recourse, It’s really not a big deal, since we’ve already seem them in a person, which is far better better, posed light…. All this to say, she looks better in selfie nudes…and boring everywhere else…but I’ll look at tit slips for old times….because I like tits, even if I find her the fucking worst…

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Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip of the Day

Chelsea Handler’s Topless on a Boat of the Day

Chelsea Handler loves pulling out her tits for her comedy, or for attention, or for something I call accepting that tits get attention, embracing it, and using it for your advantage now that you need all the attention you can get, and do it by attaching yourself to a charity or organization that is about women pulling their tits out, and become the hero of that on social media that bans this kind of thing, because social media are owned by stuffy corporations that don’t let us behave how we want, and I guess that’s the only thing good about her…because everything about her is evil… Apparently, she got her show from fucking, so she knows tits get hits, and apparently she even has a sex tape, so the foundation of her popularity…is being liberal with her genitals and tits… Either way, she’s going back to that nudist hustle, the whole I’m an exhibitionist…I put myself out there”… and I dig it. It’s her best work yet….too bad she’s 100 fucking years old.

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Sara Malakul for YUME Magazine of the Day

Sara Malakul is the THAI superstar who made it to America because unlike all the other THAI Superstars, she was an actual woman and not just a boy dressed like a woman that British men paid to fuck when they were 11. She did this shoot for YUME MAGAZINE – shot by BRAD ERNSKE and it is a pretty lovely experience, but not quite as lovely as sex tourism…but still brings the tits…

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Sara Malakul for YUME Magazine of the Day

Mariah Carey in a Wet Suit Erotica of the Day

Mariah Carey must be a squirter in her old age, retirement, divorce, cuz she’s in a wet suit and there’s no logical explanation for this…I mean this is Mariah Carey, horribly high maintenance, who wears her heels in the shower and demands a diamond encrusted mic, because it suits her branding of being a tacky barbie doll cunt who can sing and does sing thanks to marrying the head of Sony who saw and made dollar signs with her… Not that I care about Mariah Carey, it’s just when I see anyone in ill-fitting watersport gear, busting out well into her 50s, I get semi confused, at least enough to ask what the fuck is going on, even if Mariah Carey is insignificant in my life…and someone that only crosses my mind during Chrismas songs – and that’s only because they rape my brain…like you want to rape her in her wetsuit…sicko.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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YARA by Ted Emmons of the Day

Her name is Yara – and here she is topless for my friend and photographer TED EMMONS …and the pictures are pretty fucking lovely, but I could just be blinded by the tits, it happens to the best of us, and it’s the reason for 98 percent of the sex I’ve had with obese chicks…not that Yara is Obese, she is a delicate flower sent from topless heaven to make your day better. That’s all I have to say about that…

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YARA by Ted Emmons of the Day

YARA by Ted Emmons of the Day

Her name is Yara – and here she is topless for my friend and photographer TED EMMONS …and the pictures are pretty fucking lovely, but I could just be blinded by the tits, it happens to the best of us, and it’s the reason for 98 percent of the sex I’ve had with obese chicks…not that Yara is Obese, she is a delicate flower sent from topless heaven to make your day better. That’s all I have to say about that…

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Sabrina Ioffreda for LUI Magazine of the Day

Sabrina Ioffreda is some model who has done nothing that I’ve noticed – not that I really notice anything when it comes to models unless they show their tits…but I assume that she’s well paid, as all models are, she’s probably European because of her insane last name, maybe even Swedish, because it sounds like an IKEA table name, which happens to be the only thing I know about Sweden, and probably the only thing to know about Sweden, other than this Sabrina Ioffreda who I don’t even know if she’s from Sweden but we’ll pretend. Fuck, google just told me she’s from Argentina…I shoulda known….I just thought Argentina only had cows…I am so bad at this…I am so stupid…I would blame the hangover but I am already drunk….fuck the dark hair should have given it away… Who cares about where she’s from, or what she’s giving away, since she’s giving all I really care away, and that’s her tits in my favorite titty magazine out of France called LUI This shoot is pretty next level

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Lottie Hayes Nude for Matteo Montanari of the Day

Her name is Lottie Hayes and she’s posing topless for a photographer named MATTEO MONTANARI … I don’t know if she’s really all that cute, but she isn’t fat, she willing to show her tits for a photographer, because she’s a model who has done a bunch of random shit like Vogue Spain and L’Officel which are pretty fucking major and I guess that makes her perfect enough for me – if not even too good for me…and these pics…basic but still great because well #tits.

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Lottie Hayes Nude for Matteo Montanari of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Bra for Instagram of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan showing her bra…and no one really cares but me – and I only care because throughout the course of her rise and fall and attempted rise again for the ashes countless times…I mean even more times than she’s had dick inside her…the one thing that has been a constant has been her fake tits…and I guess her crazy…but her fake tits are more fun to look at, whether naked in Playboy or in Selfies…they are her best work yet…not that she’s ever actually worked, but you get what I am saying and that is that I like her tits.

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