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Kate Bosworth’s Ass and Titties of the Day

Skinny girls with hard nipples and a skinny little ass are always hot to me, even if they are useless actors who don’t get enough work for me to really figure out why you know their name or where you have seen them before, but you do know that even when their hard nipples are hardly there, it’s good enough and I have a feeling that’s the same thing she thinks to herself when she lands obscure and insignificant jobs in a “take the money and run while its coming in and people still give me work” kind of way…..and I guess we can only hope she has the same outlook on all things in her life, especially when it comes down to deciding who to stick inside her, because having no standards, tastes, consciousness is really the only hope we ever have of crawling up inside and dying inside this bitch like we were her laxative and diet coke eating disorder lunch…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Shauna Sand is Like a Silver Medal of the Day

The Olympics are going on and I thing Shauna Sand is channeling that with her choice in outfits by rockin’ this silver metalic shit that still shows enough cleavage to remind us she is a whore. I’m just not sure what message she’s trying to get across. I figure she’s either trying to say she’s not quite the best or the top of her game, but she’s still worth celebrating, or maybe she’s just saying she’s a fucking disappointment and can’t come in first because despite all her hard work getting plastic surgery everywhere on her body except her pussy, where she actually needs it, cuz shit looks dead and tired and needs a little refreshing, she’s still the first fucking loser…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montag’s Big New Tits of the Day

This whole Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery bullshit brings up a valid argument. She says that she felt insecure about herself because all the blogs made fun of her, proving my theory that bullying works. Everyone kicks kids out of school for picking on each other, when really our society needs that shit to grow balls, to have a spine, to be a man, to know your place in the world and to make the necessary changes needed to be all you can fucking be. Instead, they want kids to be raised to be little bitches on a level playing field, even though life doesn’t work like that. I think attention whore Heidi Montag looks better than ever, which isn’t saying much. I still hate her and hope she fails or dies. I find her annoying and desperate and obviously not qualified to do anything, but I can respect that she’s balanced out her horseface thru surgery and turned herself into a cheesy insecure lookin’ whore you’d find in porn or at stripclubs, which is perfect cuz these tits will come in handy when she turns to stripping or porn, which I think is pretty inevitable for a broke, useless, attention whore latch on who has peaked with a loser troll boyfriend who is behind her insanity and here are the pics… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Taylor Wane Has Stupid Old Porn Tits of the Day

I have a thing for seriously weathered retired pornstars with stupid fucking tits, but only when they are out in public pretending they are almost normal, except for their really stupid fucking tits, when you can just go home and google their name to see some of their porn work , because I was in line earlier today behind the hottest 19 year old ass I have seen in a long fucking time, I wish I coulda gone home and googled her name to see her in action. It’s like all girls should have a fucking profile of their nude pics, dick sucking videos, and fucking videos, because all girls are doing it, why the fuck can’t I be in on it, even just as a voyeur, especially since getting that pussy to give me what I want will never happen since I am a married homeless looking man 19 year olds don’t really get naked for…so if she had any decency, the bitch would follow Taylor Wane’s lead and get a catalog of her nakedness online….cunt…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Lady Gaga Dresses Like an Idiot in the Cold of the Day

Lady Gaga did Good Morning America and decided it would be appropriate to show up in a see thru dress with tape on her tits….the reality is that Lady Gaga in a see thru dress with tape on her tits is never appropriate because she is a fucking monster. I still don’t get why people still listen to this bitch, and I was thinking about banning her monster face off my site, but realized that will have no impact on the idiots who are feeding her ego by supporting her every ugly move, and when I see a bitch covering her tit, not wearing a jacket because she doesn’t want to mess up her useless costume, no matter how cold and snowy it is cuz she’s a try hard, I’ve got no choice but to point at laugh at her. Pics via Bauer

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Jewel’s Saggy Hick Tits of the Day

Jewel is everyone’s favorite fucked up tooth redneck who was raised in Alaska by wolves, where she was shoeless,homeless and clearly braless. Where her only worldly possessions were an old guitar she made out of bear bones and fur she got when she had to wrestle a bear down for food one cold and snowy night, before stealing a car and bringing her lesbian sound to America where she forumlated this bullshit story for marketing purposes, but the only thing that makes it believable is the sag in her tit that can only come from years of running through the woods hunting and gathering, braiding her armpit hair, howling at the moon without the support these fuckin’ things needed…which I guess is all part of the reason she married a rodeo man, since he’s used to handling wild fucking things with utters. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Loredana Jolie Ferriolo is a Tiger Woods Mistress With Fat Tits of the Day

This is another one of the Tiger Woods’ mistresses on European TV and she’s got ridiculous tits.

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Sophie Turner Showin’ Off Her Body of the Day

I don’t know how old Sophie Turner is, mainly because I don’t really know who Sophie Turner is, I just know she threatened to sue me for saying she looked like a pornstar , because she looks like a fucking pornstar, but it turns out she find that offensive, because it is beneath her to fuck on camera, but it’s not beneath her to dress half naked to events, even if she looks fucking ridiculous, like a clown you probably want to fuck, despite not knowing why you want to fuck her or who she is but strictly basing it on the fact that she’s got a vagina that’s probably been worn in proper…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Katy Perry Knows What She’s Good for of the Day

My life is like a really shitty CD on repeat. I don’t even know if I should write about Katy Perry dressed like a mermaid for her stripshow that doesn’t involve stripping, but is equally as humiliating and takes the same level of shamelessness to exploit herself and because every day she goes out there, it’s pretty clear to all of us that she’s a fucking joke, so I guess it is only fitting that she staged being engaged with Russell Brand, a homosexual comedian in on her joke, but at least she brought out her tits, cuz that almost takes away with the fact that she’s an ugly, useless, annoying piece of shit, proving that tits do save the world, lets just hope they don’t save her world, cuz if I get polluted by her shitty songs again this summer, I will probably kill myself, and I’d rather it be her than me, even if my life is shitty, I’m not ready for it to end yet….

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Abi Titmuss and Her Tits Get Tied Up of the Day

Abi Titmuss is some UK nurse who started fucking some rapist TV presenter and ended up making her tits famous as a “Glamour Model”. Glamour Model is some UK phenomenon I don’t really get, but I think all these blue collar chimney sweepers and miners with ugly wives, because most pussy in the UK is fucking ugly and toothless, fantasize and celebrate the only trashy “hot” pussy in the country, by hanging their half naked calendars on their shitty blue collar locker door….making these girls money while getting them gigs posing in lingerie, filming sex tapes, in Jordan’s case expanding her fake tits into a line of Equestrian clothes and in Abi Titmuss’ case, a career in stage acting where her whore-self and big tits get tied the fuck up and no one fucking cares….except me apparently… Pics via LFI

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