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Hilary Swank’s Busted Face in the Right Dress of the Day

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Swank has never been hot. She’s always been a masculine lookin’ jacked up bitch with big tits. She even won an Oscar playing the girl who dressed like a boy before getting killed. So despite having a vagina and a set of great tits, she might as well be packing a dick and balls under her dress, because she’s made it pretty much homosexual to ever like her in a sexual way….Any girl who is that convincing as a dude….just can’t live that down…but at least she’s making the right choices in her clothes to distract me from her face and high testosterone levels….not that you care what I think….so here are the pics… Pics via LFI

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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits in Paris are Romantic of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lohan is hanging with a gang of rejects in Paris, where she’s hitting up as many of the fashion shows as she can during Paris Fashion Week, hoping to really solidify her place in the fashion world, only apparently she got rejected access from some John Galliano show, because I guess the people at John Galliano don’t give a fuck about Lohan, but as long as she rocks these titty dresses, I do….unfortunately, Lohan’s not showing up at my door trying to get in, but if she keeps getting rejected at legit events, one day she may…you know when she’s desperate and made aware that I want to get her pregnant with my irrelevant dick. Pics via Bauer

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Tits of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A week doesn’t seem to go by without pictures of Kim Kardashian going to get a pedicure while showing off her fat tits, fat ass and fat body because her life is fucking useless and she doesn’t do anything but go to get pedicures, go to events, go to dinner and sit at home emotionally eating her way thru life because that’s what pigs do. Her boring fucking life is like a CD on repeat, but instead of turning the bullshit off and just letting her live out her bullshit without bothering the rest of us, they give her a fucking TV show, which is one more reason why America is a cesspool of fucking shit, any normal society would have executed this trash, or let it die from its own stupidity, but instead you assholes celebrate it….and the whole thing is beyond me…Seriously, I just don’t get it….I really don’t….why is this thick bitch making money off of all of us?? It is not deserved and makes no sense…but here are her short thick legs and body wasting everyone’s time…… Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Fame

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Salma Hayek’s Tits Do a Kids Show of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just had a conversation with someone about kid’s shows being really fucking creepy. We were talking about PeeWee’s Playhouse because he’s making some kind of masturbating in a porn theater comeback, and like everyone in the late 80s, I used to watch the shit, until recently being forced to watch it again, only to realize just how crazy it actually was. It was sexual, awkward and more than anything, pretty fucking insane. So if you haven’t watched a kid’s show as an adult, you will be surprised how fucking cracked out the shit is, it’s like a bad porno without the sex but instead with creepy tree-hugging hippies singing songs about bullshit and characters only serious hard drug use could think up. It is high energy, I’m talking bouncing off the wall insanity that would normally leave a motherfucker institutionalized if he was to do it on the street corner at 3 in the morning.. Apparently Salma Hayek, an entited mother celebrity mother who decided to do something to excite her spawn decided to pull some strings to show her kid just how cool she actually is and she did it while showing off her tits, making all the kids watching it hungry for milk…and scarring their brain into thinking tit, wanting tit and never quite knowing why they are so tit obsessed until serious therapy unravels this moment 20 years down the line…. Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via LFI

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off Her Titties of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a time when Jennifer Love Hewitt was only good for having big tits on a small frame and that time ended when Jennifer Love Hewitt decided to emotionally eat her way thru life, leading her an inflated fucking whale of a girl who could only get on person hard and that person was the guy at the restaurant she was walking into cuz he knew it meant he’d make some fucking money that night…until the world turned on her, laughed at her and humilated her, in way that would have got us kicked out of school for being “bullies” but that brought some real-life perspective to her that forced her to get on the treadmill and work her ass off so that she would never be laughed at again, proving that bullying, another move by the government to make everyone seemingly nice, despite everyone genetically being cunts who love other people’s downfalls, is one of life’s needed mechanisms to help us all be better people…. Here she is showing off her tits for a change…. Pics via LFI

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Jon and Kate Plus Tits of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess you’d expect a mother of 8 kids to have ridiculous tits from all the milk she produced like the cow that she is, you know the kind of tits, that the right bra could scoop up and squeeze into something a little appealing to look at, but for the first few times I saw the show that made them rich household names, I thought she was a man…then I realized the kids called her mom so figured she was the pregnant man I saw on Oprah and really, the whole thing just confused the fuck out of me….but I guess all it takes is for a girl to grow out her lesbian haircut and put on a push-up bra to make me forget how stretched out her pussy must be, not that I think she’s hot, but at least I’m not thinking about her scrotum lookin’ vagina for a change…. Pics via Fame

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Anne Hathaway’s Tits are Doing Some Weirdness of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember Anne Hathaway being known for her fat tits on her skinny frame, I even thought that they were the only reason she was famous or why people noticed her. I figured if she never had tits like that, she’d be working at KFC or some shit, but thanks to her tits, despite what small titted women will tell you, took her to the top of her game, which isn’t necessarily the top of the game, but in a game that’s got so many players, she’s still doin’ ok and really all I’m trying to say is that she’s clearly trying to break free from her tits and all they have given her like a hot teenage busty girl who hates having huge tits cuz of all the attention she gets from it when she just wants to fit in…and it makes no sense to me…but I know I don’t like this much. Pics via Bauer

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Nicole Richie is Wearing Lingerie Cuz She’s Ugly of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like Lionel Richie, I have a serious hatred for Nicole Richie. She is an ugly troll that I may not have dragged away from her groupie drug addict mother in trying to do a good deed, only to realize that saving this girl from a horrible drug filled, dick sucking to get by while running after rockstars in efforts to get knocked up and paid off like her biological mother life, she became the most disgusting thing money can create. From a rude, selfish, spoiled brat cunt who doesn’t realize she’s fucking ugly because she’s got so much of an ego it blinds her from reality. She is nothing but a piece of shit from the fucking gutter, who somehow scammed her way into the good life and I think it’s safe to say that her joke of a clothing line or her looks got her there, it’s all Lionel’s fault….motherfucker. The only sadness in this story is that she didn’t kill herself like all the other adopted kids I know…she just made her ex-boyfriend and her Godfather kill themselves cuz she doesn’t just look like the devil, she is the fuckin’ devil. Here she is in some lingerie, showing off her useless tits, promoting her serious junk….. Pics via Fame

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Lindsay Lohan’s Not Showing Off her Tits of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The best thing about Lindsay Lohan is not the drama, it’s not the party girl, it’s not the fact that she fucks girls or the fact that she’s fucked a lot of boys…it’s not the fact that she’s rich, or fun, or crazy or a teenage sexual fantasy from 6 years ago or that she’s good at getting high and it’s not the fact that I want to fuck her mother and her sister at the same time on video to send to her asshole dad to make him mad….it’s her tits, and for some reason, she hasn’t been showing them off recently and that upsets me, so I reached out to her people and told them to get her showing off more tit because her tits are fucking perfect and they didn’t listen to me, probably because they don’t know I exist, they just ignored me and this is what they gave me without realizing they gave it to me because they don’t know I even exist, and sure it’s still Lohan, she’s still my fucking favorite, but I need to see these nipples now that they are older, wiser and more experienced since I can’t have them in my mouth… So here she is leaving a club lookin’ wasted, just not as wasted as I normally like my pussy leaving a bar, but this is Lohan and that means she’s always good enough for me…..even if everyone else thinks she’s gone to shit…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Brooke Burke’s “Wild On” Nipple in a Tank Top of the Day

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember Wild On. A show where Brooke Burke, the host with fake tits in her bikini, would go to some of the cheesiest, lamest, frat boy, All American Spring Break parties Cancun and other dumps had to offer, before switching her life up where the on “Wild On” happens in the playground with her 10 kids, or on twitter when tweeting about how much she loves her fucking family life, or apparently in her white shirt as one of her nipples goes of and plays on its own leaving the other one alone and confused… Here are the pics… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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