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The Iron Liver Challenge of the Day

Apparently, this is a big deal…it was DailyMail His name is Skat Dagger, which is really the story here, and he drinks a litre of vodka in one sitting, because that’s what real men do…it’s called Tuesday night where I’m from, but we like to sip it over the course of an hour… I would argue that this is an optical illusion, that I could easily drill a small hole in the top of the bottle, draining the vodka and refilling it with water…because that’s exactly what happened here…. This was a viral trend a while ago, where Australian college girls would do it, and it was way more fun than big dudes named skat with face tattoos…but whatever.. It’s called NEKNOMINATE…. Or This: The post The Iron Liver Challenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Tits for Snapchat of the Day

Fatty Ariel Winter…is a murderer, but despite cutting off her tits, she still has tits that she likes showing her tits..tits that would be more impressive if she hadn’t killed them off like they were a villain… I guess we can’t really understand why any girl would cut off her tits, unless she was pre-cancerous, or if she had back issues, or if she was transitioning, of if she was tired of them growing uncontrollably into some kind of weird premise of a horror movie “attack of her tits”… I’ve fucked at least one breast reduced girl, and the scars aren’t so bad, it’s just too bad to ruin a full set of tits that spill out everywhere, to make them more manageable.. The post Ariel Winter Tits for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Reporter Michele Fields Gets Assaulted by Trump’s Team of the Day

I don’t really cover news, even though I should, because it’s far easier to make fun of than just another girl in the same photoshoot, over and over again, to the point where they are all the fucking same photoshoot…with the same boring girl who is good to look at but has no personality… Throw in some action with the tits, where Trump’s Campaign manager ASSAULTED her as she was getting up in TRUMP’s face and grabbing at him… So the Michelle Fields goes and presses charges like a fucking baby, who needs to spend time doing some war correspondence because if you get in the way, you’re gonna get pushed… I am not defending TRUMP or the comedy that is TRUMP getting this far, which is just a testament of where America is right now, thank’s to the lack of free education, in a system designed to keep the poor man poor, and make the rich man rich. I read a quote the other day that “the richest man has likely never contributed to the poorest and hungriest man in America, but I can assure you that the poorest and hungriest man in America has contributed to the richest man”…it’s a little fucking backwards… Here’s her bruises: I saw some hip bitch with way more bruises on her arms the other day in the coffee shop, but those were from sex and bitch wasn’t complaining about them, instead showing them off so we knew she liked to fuck.. I guess what it all comes dow to…is tits, and that Michelle Fields who clearly likes to draw attention to herself with her tits…is using this to become household. We call it “the Erin Andrews”… OMG am I victim blaming? I just think girls complain a lot about equality, but at the same time complain a lot about sexual assault and harassment. I’ve never accused a girl of raping me while I was drunk, even the ugly ones I know I couldn’t be accountable for… The post Reporter Michele Fields Gets Assaulted by Trump’s Team of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Sevingny Models Shoes of the Day

You may not know this about me, but I actually don’t know any of these people I talk about and I don’t really know why I even talk about them because I genuinely don’t care about anything pop culture, or I guess “celebrity”, “fame”, “rich”…. I think it all went this direction of models and actors when I first started the site and no one would read my trolling Large Penis Support Groups, or other clever things that wouldn’t work as content in this era of social media. We’re in a world of people who don’t read anything but top 10 lists that aren’t even scientifically proven and just more like random 10 lists… That said, I know nothing about these people….but I do know that I never cared for Chloe Sevigny. Maybe there was a minute, when I was in my 20s and she popped up in KIDS where she got AIDS from losing her virginity to some player before being date raped spreading the disease….but that was just because I like sluts. She went on to become some hipster, artist, fashionista icon…and the whole time, she was barely interesting, but other pretentious people bought into her, allowed for her to bullshit them… Sure that meant she did some edgy roles in movies, you know trying to give herself credibility…like where she was a Topless tranny with a Dick HERE and HERE for some show she was on.. And more importantly, mainstream movie sex before it was a thing, by sucking Vicent Gallo Dick

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Big Girl Ariel Winter Easter Tits of the Day

It’s almost interesting, but not really, that people are really fascinated by a chubby girl named Ariel Winter’s tits. At 17, she got a breast reduction, probably to make her look more thin, only failing because she’s chubby, hence the big tits… and all her creepy fans cried about it. At 18, now she’s saying “don’t worry, I still have big tits, because I am still growing and love eating fast food”… I had never heard of her because I don’t watch TV, and even if I did, I don’t think I would have been drawn to her character, or tits, on the show modern family. I think the fact that people are so hyped on her proves that they’ve been watching her tits grow up and found excitement in that…which is weird considering…she’s been on TV since she was pre-pubescent. I think it also proves that I hang out in the wrong corner of the internet, where people in my real life know nothing about these celebrities, because they don’t matter, or their tits, because they don’t matter….yet here I am, clueless to all this, analyzing it…which I guess makes me weirder than the middle AMerican who watches Modern Family…because as a non-fan of the show doing this…means I think it matters…what’s wrong with me. The post Big Girl Ariel Winter Easter Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone Serious Booty in Spandex Pants of the Day

Emma Stone has a crazy fucking ass…I had no idea..which is probably why I always made fun of her weird mouth and career that I felt was a scam from pandering to nerds by being the accessible chick…irrelevant or insignificant like most of my commentary… Her ass is legendary, amazing, and I don’t think it’s just the pants squeezing her right, I think it’s just fitness that has paid off in an era where girls embrace being fat and dumpy. She’s probably training to be a superhero, you know since that’s part of her marketing to the nerds who love her because she’s average…or maybe she’s always been built like this, but only now showing it because she’s older, richer and more confident…or maybe…I just never noticed it because I was hating on her, when I should have been writing her love letters to try to K-Fed her…by resisting pulling out and cumming all over the fire..but choosing the UTERUS instead… Not that it would be an option, but I would have pretended it was while masturbating to her if I had known she was packing this heat… Shit..I’d love to let her shit on me…not because I’m German or into shit, in fact it’s the one thing I am not into when it comes to sex, but it would be worth it with Emama Stone and this ass, just to see where it comes from… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Stone Serious Booty in Spandex Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Em Rat Cow Nipples for a Jewelry Line of the Day

Obviously the one trick not that hot, aging badly, trying too hard, great tits we call EM RAT COW, are pulling out her tits for the shoot I posted a bunch of pics of yesterday, because her tits are all she knows, or all we really should know, because she uses them to distract us, the old slight of hand, while she’s out jerking off dudes to get jobs….or whatever it is that she does.. But desperate, lazy, repetitive or not, she’s still got awesome tits, that I can’t imagine are real tits, but that have paid off for her 100 times if they’re not… She’s got nothing much to offer, but that body is something else… The good news is that there are other hot girls out there, so when this one gets a reality check and realizes she’s not important and that she’s replaceable, I think she’ll be in a more desperate place. Why does some 1000 dollar shitty jewelry company need tits to promote their shit – with nipples – seems trashy..but it is because it is all that Emrata does that’s why you hire her because she’s a trashy stripper..just look at that belly button… The post Em Rat Cow Nipples for a Jewelry Line of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Wilde’s Merkin for VINYL of the Day

Olivia Wilde (Cockburn), the wife and baby mom of one of the most annoying dudes who plays himself in every movie, because I guess in his defence, all these actors are just a fucking lie and are playing a version of themselves, they just have the arrogance to let other dudes called directors tell them what to do like the useless aspiring to be rich and famous puppets that they are….I think it’s a chemical imbalance, especially when they talk about it as more than just “I stood around like an asshole for 12 hours, and for 16 minutes a guy had a camera on me while another guy made me run around naked, it was so liberating and powerful and since I was in character I didn’t feel exposed”…or some other garbage that is code for “I’m a fucking whore, but I get paid alot”… Well this whore, Olivia Cockburn, is on a show called Vinyl where she showed her 70s bush, which should be a 2016 bush, because bush is the most natural and amazing thing that tells you where to cum when you fuck a woman…but the Kardashians have made you think hair is bad…because on them, it’s all bad, and saying it is bad, probably gets them paid.. The problem with these screenshots is that the bush isn’t even a real bush, so bitch isn’t even being a liberated, feminist, woman…but we can assume she didn’t want anyone seeing her banged out pussy that got here here, or her dick clit…. Either way, here are some of the screenshots… The post Olivia Wilde’s Merkin for VINYL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Shitty Topless Pic and Other Attention Seeking of the Day

I can’t go a day without posting on this Bella Thorne “actress”…who is working as a social media whore by promoting her rockin’ body she’s at the gym everyday to get..and what I guess look like fake tits, not that it matters..it’s just what this video is tellng me… Just a little walk for yah follow me on snap for some crazy ass videos I like the winky face, we get it, you like to be shameless in your self promotion because you love yourself and it is working out pretty well…so have fun with it.. A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Mar 22, 2016 at 3:06pm PDT Well apparently, she’s starting to snap nude pics she censors with emoji too (top pic)…and I support actors trying to take the power back from the social media influencers we can assume will no longer exist eventually, when marketers realize they are just lame, talentless, boring people who know digital marketing, and how to engage people, which I guess means they are going no where, and the actors will be obsolete, while thee influencers become what the AVON lady is… Not that it matters, what matters is that I still think she’s 40. Here she is holding hands with her friends to get you into believing she’s a lesbian or into threesomes like most girls are.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Shitty Topless Pic and Other Attention Seeking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 3.22.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Five Reasons Why I Love POV by Jillian Janson Fleshbot Casey Batchelor upskirt leaving her car  Taxi Driver Movie Megalyn Echikunwoke braless in a see-through dress  The Nip Slip Elsa Hosk nude Polaroids  Drunken Stepfather Nadja Bender topless in Glass Magazine  Egotastic All Stars Katie Marie Cork releases her huge breasts  Boobie Blog Iggy Azalea hand bra  Last Men on Earth A 3 Hour R-rated cut of Batman v Superman coming to DVD & Blu-ray  Double Viking Coco Austin’s body is back  Steakwood … read more

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