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Eliza Cummings Tits for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

Eliza Cummings is a 25 year old model who has never heard anyone make a cum reference to her name being cumming especially when you factor in how fucking good she looks, especially topless, like all models pretty are and should be, as that is their sacrifice to the world, their nipples, so that they don’t have to live a normal 9-5 life where they actually work, but rather get to focus on the important things in life like free hand outs, social climbing through sex, and finding rich guys to marry or get knocked up by, especially if they don’t start out rich. She’s with a Rothschild, a member of the richest families in the world…a family rumored to won the world’s gold supply, and the route of all the conspiracies…but she likes him for his kindness. Either way, here are her tits for David Bellemere, the hardest working man in the luxury, high end, tits photography… I am pretty sure these are old pics, recycled, but tits are still tits…so tits. The post Eliza Cummings Tits for Marie Claire Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford for Zoo Magazine of the Day

Cindy Crawford is older than the airstream she’s posing in…but she still looks good…I guess….I mean if botox on leathery cleavage is your thing.. There’s this thing called aging gracefully, where you age gracefully, and you don’t come out of the woodwork to show the world you can still model, we know you can still model, it’s not like being a model is difficult, just let us keep the memory of you… Maybe I just hate watching women age because it reminds me of my own mortality….yeah that’s probably it…it’s got nothing to do with preferring grapes to raisins in an era when I can also just reference the gapes…using google search..to look at her old pics, I don’t need her to prove shit to me – she’s Cindy Crawford. The post Cindy Crawford for Zoo Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Went to the Gym of the Day

Bella Thorne’s got a tight fucking body…and she’s got this shameless self promotion that is subtle, even comedic, in a fun and innocent way, an art I assume she crafted in her 40 years of trying to become famous, before realizing “just pretent to be 17 (now 18)”…unless she’s just a product of stage parents, who moved to LA to exploit their kids, and she is, up on some Taylor Swift kick, but without the shitty songs, but instead an acting career she subsidizes, since actors make shit money, by social media whoring….in all the right ways.. Her caption was: I usually don’t do upper body..but I was down to do a little back I’m bringing sexy back. Get it..? I’m working out my back..? Brilliant…relevant..current…now…ass…that ass…straddling..good job Disney, or whoever created her…it’s been a solid campaign… The post Bella Thorne Went to the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karrueche Tran in a Bikini of the Day

There’s some hood event happening in Miami, so all the “hood” girls like Karrueche Tran, who I don’t even know if she’s hood or not, the only thing I know about her is that she is or was Chris Brown’s girlfriend, which I guess is pretty gangster, not because Chris Brown is hard or anything, dude’s a little dancing queen, but he is strong and into beating women, clearly an emotional freak, and dealing with that, may be worth being put on the map…JUST ASK RIHANNA…but still a possible war zone…that she’s survived…. Here she is in Bikini… Here is her ass in shorts… TO SEE HER ASS IN SHORTS CLCIK HERE The post Karrueche Tran in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ass on the Baywatch Set of the Day

Baywatch is still being filmed in Miami…you know the land of Los Angeles County lifeguard because the ocean is warmer, the beach is nicer, and there is no risk of any of these soft acting idiots, whether it’s the tits from True Detective or the Tits from one issue of Sports Illustrated that Leo DiCaprio made into one of his own, and the only thing that surprises me is that there’s not that much controversial, on set paparazzi pics going on, they should be milking this shit hard – so that people beyond 40 year olds who watched Baywatch care…but then again, if that was the objective, they probably would have only hired VINE STARS for this low grade garbage you know you’re going to watch.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ass on the Baywatch Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Big Ashley Benson’s Crotch in Shorts of the Day

Ashley Benson pussy is hugged by her little shorts…which really shouldn’t be exciting to anyone because she’s sloppy and really if you want to look at her, look at her only really attractive feature, her big tits, that you can look at them from Springbreakers and other paparazzi shoots, since that’s where she peaked… This wearing shorts, covering the dumpy ass with a sweater shit makes no sense to me, only because everyone knows fat chicks need to be wearing push up bras in low cut shirts and not doing anything that’s going on here… But she’s really famous to the teens, and teens are all fat and look 40 these days, so I guess this is just her mirror the audience to relate to the audience, as these puppets do…just ask OLIVIA MUNN…the fake geek who played the part to get in geek hearts and is now starring in blockbuster comic book movies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Big Ashley Benson’s Crotch in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nadja Bender in Glass Magazine of the Day

Nadja Bender is a model with a solid name….but more importantly…solid fucking tits…I’d want to fuck solidly..if my penis still worked and/or existed… She is Danish, and whenever I think of Danish girls, I don’t think of their strong jaws, or in Nina Agdal’s case – massive retard forehead- but rather the pastry, a logical dad joke used at the Oscars that I’m sure has been used for decades…not because I want to eat that Dannish, but because sugar is addictive at least according to my wife’s diabetes and instead of thinking of Nadja Bender tits, I start thinking about my wife…and get into that vortex of everything disgusting I’ve seen come out of her ass…and even this Nadja Bender tits can’t erase or distract me from that… But I guess like all models who don’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable, eager, trying hard “thirsty”…along with the countless other models…but that willing to get naked while naked outweighs those facts… She’s amazing… The post Nadja Bender in Glass Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk is Naked in Polaroids of the DAy

Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model who got her start as a titty model…who I thought they were going to replace Candice Swanepoel with, but apparently, they are the same age, this one’s probably just the stand in, who is less maintenance and expensive while giving the exact same vibe as their A-Lister, without costing as much or being as annoying as their A-Lister, because before booking Victoria’s Secret, this girl was getting naked for free in pictures…because she’s hot and even if she wasn’t some pervert photographer out there would take pics of her naked…because dudes with cameras are sexual predators…. She’s lovely in her hipster “artist” polaroids to be ironic or “high concept” nonsense that with nipples, high paid nipples, becomes legit. The post Elsa Hosk is Naked in Polaroids of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk for Bras of the Day

I am a firm believer that Irina Shayk is everything… If she was producing enough content on the daily, I would dedicate this site to her, because no one else matters…at least that is what I like to believe, but in my defence, I am into hot, manipulative, possibly dark Russians who came up through communism, and now have A Listers CUM UP ON THEM…You see what I did there, what a clever blogger I am… Either way, one of her jobs is the face / body of this non Victoria’s Secret luxury brand, and she’s as amazing as always… The post Irina Shayk for Bras of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna Naked On Set of a Music Video of the Day

Apparently, these are some pictures of Rihanna behind the scenes of some video photoshoot, with her nipples out in a thong, because that’s just the kind of artist Rihanna is, a half naked one…because naked is art, or empowering towards women who are worth 100s of millions of dollars and have absolutely no need to get naked, unless it is just a tribute to how they got their start in the industry as a 15 year old girl in Barbados…hanging with some creepy dudes in the entertainment industry who saw gold and made gold… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE HERE SHE IS IN VOGUE SHOWING CLEAVAGE… The post Rihanna Naked On Set of a Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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