Jimmy Fallon Spat on Jessica Alba… Which was probably the highlight of her bit on his show…where they just plug the fuck out of her company, over and over, that I assume she barely works at… All while wearing fuck me boots, showing off her mom legs…looking hot enough…as Fallon laughs at his own jokes… This is part of what’s wrong with America…a huge part of what’s wrong with America… The post Jessica Alba Runs an Ad Campaign on Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As America gets fatter and fatter, plus sized is all the rage…and who better to celebrate being Plus Sized than Kate Upton, who is clearly Plus Sized, so Plus Sized she’s even bigger than most plus sized models, only she books jobs and works as a regular sized model, which makes no sense, but I guess it’s just the professional version of “Secret Internet Fatty”…with a team of experts made to make her look skinny and to pass her off as a bikini model….and not a new wave bikini model…where they are all plus sized…but a traditional bikini model…and people fucking love her, give her work and make her viral..it’s weird…so weird…but I come from a school of thought that the fat girl is only good at 3 am when drunk… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you don’t like that…here’s the other Kate Upton, Rich Girl only famous for her tits…Charlotte Mckinney, Who doesn’t deserve a post of her own, but we likes to piggy back on Kate Upton…because I guess Kate Upton is too big to piggy back on anyone…they’d break…. She’s in a Sports Bra…trying to tame / suffocate / draw attention to them tits.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE CHARLOTTE SPORTS BRA BECAUSE SHE’S THE NEW TITS ON THE BLOCK DESPIRTE HER OLD FACE CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I assumed that Halston Sage was Jailbait…from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn… But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed… But she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough… I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, at least based on my experience of having sex with them, is that they all have big round asses, even when they are skinny. in what we can assume is caused by hormones in the food, the benefit of commercialization of food production… Right…..keep eating that Pizza…it makes what would have been bodiless girls from the 80s…rock a good waist to hip ratio…while making other girls who would have been athletic in the 89s look like Kylie Jenner… So weird. TO SEE THE SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halston Sage in a Tight Dress Eating Pizza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid wore a bikini at some fashion show, and really wasn’t all that hot, at least not nearly as hot as she’s marketed to be, because I guess when doing a fashion show, the paparazzi aren’t really able to photoshop you or light you properly, even when your covered in make-up to make you look you’re best, you still look pretty silly faced and average, but good thing her dad has all kinds of money, money he can spend tricking the retard world into thinking she’s something she’s definitely not…some iconic, fashion babe….when really she’s just a rich kid, in a bikini, with her regular rich kid body…that looks like all 20 year olds I know… Nothing special….but still celebrated…because money can buy you everything, even fans and jobs… I guess that’s a way better gift because it feeds everyone in the Family’s ego…when the Horse he bought her at her 12 birthday just fed it’s fucking self… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid in a Bikini for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am old, so I don’t really know any of the new Disney stars, I just don’t care, since I don’t own a TV, have never owned a TV, and most importantly don’t have kids or babysit kids that force me to watch the shit… I am also not in a horrible marriage, well I am in a horrible marriage, but I am not in a horrible marriage where I have to resort to jerking off to 20 year old chicks on badly scripted shows… I am in a horrible marriage where I fuck 20 year old chicks behind my wife’s back…in what some would call evil, heartless, disgusting, but that I consider amazing…it is really what keeps me going… That said, Tisdale, is one of the Disney girls from the past who was over-exposed, but not in a good way like her counterpart Vanessa Hudgens, but over-exposed by a strong PR Team when instagram didn’t exist, and I never quite got it… Sure she had a fit body, but that face threw everything off. She knew it too, and even tried to fix it…and that made things even worse and more desperate, but her team tried to trick her, as she was money maker, to think she was hot…they even won her awards based on being hot…to feed the delusions…but through it all…she had a hot body…a body she probably realized was all she had going for her…because she poses faceless… Turns out, as long as Ashley Tisdale hides her face, she’s good. TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER SCARY FACE CELEBRATING ONE YEAR OF MARRIAGE CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale’s FitsPo Looking her Best of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alice Exx is some babe from Australia, I don’t really know anything about her, she hasn’t agreed to go on any dates, she’s not an ex girlfriend, we’ve never made passionate love like out of a daytime soap opera and we haven’t had a Disney Romance…She hasn’t come over to to cuddle with me…we have never NETFLIXED and Chilled…and I didn’t match her on Tinder, so I’m not sure I know how how to deal with her, as tinder girls are the only ones I understand these days…(not sponsored by tinder, but should be, send me money you DOT COM BILLIONAIRE FASCISTS )…… Maybe it’s got to do with not being in Australia, but lucky we have a correspondent in Australia , Art Provocative , sending me all kinds of pictures of all kinds of people…often times sex workers and sometimes just local babies…and in this case Alice Exx i and her heart shaped nipples…that like are like an emoji but better….because they are nipples. All this to say..this is a pretty perfect shoot… The post Alice Exx Heart Shaped Nipples and her Pet from Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Beyonce is on some sort of aggressive marketing campaign.. THe other day she did flaunt.. Then the story of Jay Z and her breaking up came out… Then the story of them being kicked out of their 150,000 dollar a month house because they didn’t want to buy it came out… Then Jay Z in a hood singing her lyrics to her song at a concert came out… And I know all this….without every having looked up Beyonce news, it just sort of happens on social media…and the fact that I knew all this terrifies me… But not as much as Beyonce, on Beyonce, talking about Beyonce, while showing off Beyonce because Beyonce does… ANd her are her tits…on a boat TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Beyonce Big Tits Sally on a Boat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Pug Owner Throws Dog Shit at the Police Police Shooting of the Day Car Surfing is the New Drifting Suicide of the Day…What the Fuck… Blacks VS Whites in London Puerto Rico Tourism Video of the DAy – Off Duty Cop Killed Extreme Selfie of the Day – The Wingsuit Edition NYC – SUbway Streaker FLASHBACK FRIDAY = This is the best video I posted this week..Naked Fat Man in a Hotel The post Skid Row Flasher and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Demi Lovato showed off some cleavage…in a leather dress…in what I assume is a tribute to her lesbian past.. I posted a post on Demi Lovato showing off some cleavage…in a leather dress in what I assume is me being a pathetic bottom feeding asshole who posts pictures of people I don’t actually know or care about…doing things I don’t find interesting or care about…because who the fuck is Demi Lovato, other than just another Disney chick from the Miley Era with a bunch of issues from being sold off by her parents…that she’s medicated with sex and drugs…before being locked down by that dude from That 70s Show..all while always, consistently, making money… I couldn’t tell you a Demi Lovato song, which is a good thing, because if I could, I would probably kill myself…knowing I hit rock bottom… This post on her leather dress is pretty close to rock bottom…but I can get through it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato at and Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dakota Johnson is not hot….but she’s showing half of her famous kid tits in Another Magazine… I assume her sex scenes from 50 Shades of Grey were just as dull as this…otherwise I’d be jerking off to clips from that movie for old times…you know a tribute to when I could jerk off to mainstream movie sex scenes..because it was that or National Geographic….or music videos or Playboy…. She’s just got a famous Granny who whored herself to Hitchcock, a Famous mom who has rumored to whore herself to everyone being the daughter of the actress who whored herself to Hitchcock, and a famous dad who was in Miami Vice…when Miami Vice was the biggest, pink neon and white suit wearing shows on TV… So her career doesn’t impress me, her struggle not real, I mean unless you think being handed a job to keep her out of trouble, when she could just sit around and be paid for, is struggle. I don’t… But I’ll still watch her very average, even boring, girl you’d see working a coffee shop…. The post Dakota Johnson for Another Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
