Selena Gomez posted this ridiculous topless pic of herself… Her skin has been filtered so hard she looks like she may be a bad painting of herself, or some kind of sex doll version of herself that she’s promoting… It like this played out pose, didn’t Sharon Stone or Demi Moore, or Madonna do this… I call it the hide your GUNT…..in a strategic barely nude…Bieber can’t even use it to jerk off as a reminder of what was Selena Gomez’s virginity that he may have taken…but that’s not because it’s non nude that is because Bieber’s more into jerking off to Usher.. But hiding your GUNT goes to waste when the follow-up pic is a side profile…of her fucking gunt… The post Selena Gomez Naked for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
One of the only way to find pussy on Youtube is with Birthing videos, because it’s natural, natural enough to jerk off to, if you’re weird and into head insertion / being shit out of pussy, or just pussy in any fucking state, so what better way to celebrate Labor Day, for it’s namesake, by posting some birthing videos,…here’s the top 10 I’ve found posted this year…because I’m a Buzzfeed Clickbait site… Here are a few others…they are disgusting… Ugh… Ugh… Ugh….. Ugh….. The post Top 6 Birthing Videos for Labor Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Skinny, possibly from having sex with Bieber and getting some kind of AIDS from his Brazilian tranny sex that dude’s out of control….Hailey Baldwin,….daughter of Stephen Baldwin…on some aggressive media campaign….that I participated in HERE She’s part of the celebrity rich kid, even if her dad’s not really a celebrity but was at one point in time before losing his fucking mind and turning to reality tv and Jesus…. So she understands the system, how it works, that she needs to be skinny, so starve yourself like the good old model days… She also hangs out with some of the worst fucking people, from the Jenners to whoever the fuck else she’s leveraging… But at 18…she looks good enough for me to stare, but I have nothing else going on…and anything at 18…is good enough for me to stare at..even fat lesbians holding hands…like I stared at yesterday only to be rudely told to stop because 18 year old lesbians are as uptight as all lesbians…and 18 year old fat girls are as loud as most fat girls…because I guess being fat isn’t something that makes girls bow their head and walk around with same anymore…bummer…. for a good time snap: haileybisboring A video posted by Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) on Aug 31, 2015 at 7:31pm PDT Here she is in leggings: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailey Baldwin Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nothing like an overrated mom of a Kutcher…pulling up her jeans at a baseball game for you to question the meaning of life and try to figure out where it all went wrong….while going so right for Mila Kunis, because Kutcher is a billionaire and doesn’t mind her Culkin AIDS, because it’s not as disgusting as his Demi Moore AIDS…as both are products of the same 70s show fame… I mean, I liked her on that 70s show, I felt she was played out when doing the Romantic comedies…now this mom jean hustle……this is so offensive….and is nothing erotic…but you’re probably jerking off to it…thanks to your loyalty….. The post Mila Kunis Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Our friend….honorary stepGIRLS…supporter…babe…model…and more importanlty…webcam model..which is the only kind of modeling I appreciate these days….Alexandra Steele is going to be taking over our snapchat “stepGIRLS” and “drunkstepfather” before her show on CLICK HERE I don’t know what all these instagram girls aren’t doing cam shows for cam sites…it just makes sense for the girls…and the guys watching…especailly with this free the nipple movement.but I have a feeling it’ll happen as exhibitionism officially takes over…but who needs other instagram girls…when we have ALexandra Steele… Seriously…how often can you watch a girl I post masturbate….
Bar Refaeli is getting married in 3 weeks. I have no idea why I know this or why I care…I think it has something to do with having it come to me in a dream and I may be totally off on it, but I can’t really differentiate reality anymore…everything is just one fast moving blur through a screen… That said, she’s decided to post some sheer bra pic holding her nipple, to compliment her series of bikini pics she’s posting, in what I guess is one last hurrah before being locked down, possibly a cry for help, hoping some new man sweeps in and takes her away, maybe an ex from the past she wants to make jealous, in a “you can’t have me, look what you cheated on Leonardo DiCaprio”…kind of way… It’s not exciting, 30 year old brides to be, not porn to me as most are so into their future husbands they are hard to crack on their bachelorette parties…and you have to wait at least a year of marriage until they are ready to be selfish and cheat…but I guess knowing men are jerking off to you helps fill that need for mail attention in your quest to be a wholesome jewish mom…. The truth is that this is probably part of her own lingerie collection…make that money while the fans still have hope… In conclusion…. #Tits The post Headless Bar Refaeli in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Benson is silly famous. She’s also a good 15 to 20 pounds overweight so she knows to show off her fat girl tits in bikini, or while tanning topless, because it’s better than the other options…and apparently he uses snapchat to do it, because that’s where the real grimy shit goes down when it comes to social media…it’s where girls feel comfortable doing very naked things and even very pornographic things to themselves…so girls feel free to add me to snapchat “drunkstepfather”…I won’t show off tit like Ashley Benson…but you can…and I’ll masturbate to it….because that’s how I socialize… These should be more hardcore… Oh look she was on instagram too…what a little busty, chubby, self promoter! A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 1, 2015 at 10:34am PDT I guess…if it’s not a sex tape, or more topless pics, who really cares…snapchat could be used so much better… The post Ashley Benson’s Bikini Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It is debatable whether Cameron Diaz is one of the hottest actresses, or whether she was one of the hottest actresses….. It is debatable whether Caameron Diaz is a talented actress, but in her defence, acting requires 90 percent ego/confidence and 10 percent ability to not think you’re an asshole playing make-belief. But one thing that is for sure…is that this relationship with a bro, we call them cheese dicks, up on some male Avril Lavigne, was in a band for a minute in the 90s, probably one of the worst bands, that I assume is huge in South American or some reason….makes no sense…. I mean we can assume that his drop crotch pants are to house a massive penis that she is blinded by, or maybe, he’s just a master manipulator, I mean he must be for even having a record label invest in his suburban mall garbage…. But now he’s taken his brainwashing skills to a nice, lean, very successful actress, I’m talking one of the richest actresses around, and he’s tapped into her insecurities and has made her feel secure, like she can trust him old friend… So instead of dating a dot com billionaire, or any exec, who dresses like an adult…and who isn’t using his 10 million dollar or less fortune as a door opener to her fortune….so that he can K-Fed her…only let’s be honest, K-fed had more fucking swag…. She’s married to this, and based on this pic she’s creepily smiling and obsessed with him…like a kid trying to understand a circus clown….only in this case she married him and will probably have his kids… I don’t care when a hot girl, even when she’s old and washed up herself, marries or fucks some clown….I don’t care who or what girls in my actual life put in them….and I don’t care that this is going down…but I do find it intriguing…hilarious…awkward…confusing…but I guess it all boils down to a broken girl…with dreams of real love and a guy who sees a babe and dollar signs who accepts his Paris Hilton parasites…..in this incestuous…celebrity…mental disorder world… The post Cameron Diaz Creepy in Love with a Clown of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Drunk Stripper…You Know Apparently this is a Mom Pulling Gun on Teens to Defend her Son…. Taking Out the ATM Dancer of the Day A Man and a Baby Bear… Just a Car Catching on Fire… Partier Of the Day…Now If Only All Ravers Followed His Lead… What the fuck is this…. And…what the fuck is this weirdness… The post The Ass Puppet….Is the Worst and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently, Britney Spears is saying “Men Frankly, Can Suck My Fucking Toe”…. But that’s not what I’m hearing… Maybe it has something to do with having looped in 10,000 times, that it has become just weird distorted noise, that has sucked me into some wormhole, that is hypnotizing me into what I assume is a catatonic state, maybe this is what her family uses on her when they Josie and the Pussy cant us with her music, while keeping her medicated and confuses…seriously, whatever this vortex is, it’s therapeutic but I guess Britney talking about sucking or being sucked…brings me pleasure…all these years after being taken advantage of and still being taken advantage of, mid 30s mom in lingerie… I’m just amazed she managed to formulate words and that her mic was on…. Now If only she was saying “I want you to cum inside me and forever be taken care of like I was your mommy”….. That’s more my fetish these days..You see Britney needs saving but she’s rich, I actually need saving…cuz I’m not… Either way, it’s safe to assume this is Britney Crying for help… Here she is being a mermaid.. The post Britney Spears Toe Sucker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
