Gisele did a weirdo dance video for Stuart Weitzman and it is was weird as fuck… I guess drag queens, you know men who like performing as women, sometimes on Tuesday night at the local cabaret, other times in life as a Victoria’s Secret model, turned “Mom” and wife to some cheating NFL player…all while getting richer than god, despite being from the streets of Brazil…like most of the tranny sex workers of brazil…just love dancing.. It’s like I’ve never met a Drag queen that didn’t like dance… The post Gisele’s Creepy Dance Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dali Lama’s a Joker Dog VS Minion Orangutan Wants To Eat Babies… Just a Coiple Having Sex in Public Naked Man VS Windows Cameraman Takes Out Star Runner on a Segway Robber with Knife Pushed Out Killing a Sheep to Celebrate Plane Purchase Man Outside Gym for Disrespecting Women… Robber Uses TNT Gym Idiot The post Murderer Bryce Williams in a Weird Road Rage Incident and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shanina Shaik was “caught” by the paparazzi doing some photoshoot for some bikini company, because part of the Victoria’s Secret deal, as this girl is one of their new “angels”…who I guess they are replacing Adriana Lima with, is that they lend their girls to other people to exploit their girls, because it makes their girls seem like they are more relevant than they actually are, because in this world of instagram models, who gives a fuck about actual models…. The only difference is that actual models are just the sugar babies who are going to get billionaires…while the instagram models…go for the millionaires… It’s all very stupid, but what isn’t stupid is that she’s giving the paparazzi props for this photo she posted: “Paparazzi can get some “OK” pics lol ” Because the bikini company called the paparazzi to take these pics of her, this is some hired second shooter obviously, and they all probably grabbed lunch together, which is far less fun than when paparazzi used to rent helicopters for the 100,000 dollar picture that just doesn’t happen anymore… Either way, still a model in a bikini…better than pretty much anything I’ve seen a bikini today…but in my defense…I haven’t left my couch in 2 days. Here she is in some shoot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shanina Shaik in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Brook is the worst… I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there… She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest, I guess since she miracuously got a TV show… So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent…I also hate the hate mail I got for making fun of her miscarriage and referring to these pics as her doing a sacrifice for fame… But I love the big tits…that I guess she still realizes are a big part of her appeal…because I mean…look at that instagram pic…that’s a fucking tit. The post Kelly Brook’s Massive Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Aug 22, 2015 at 9:32am PDT Miley Cyrus posted some videos of her naked and tonguing her dogs in what shouldn’t be seen as erotic, or as a glimpse into some peanut butter covered pussy because their big firm, loyal tongues are far more broad and strong than Stella Maxwells…. They shouldn’t be seen as a broken teen angst girl from Tumblr who cuts herself and loves neon and cartoons…or anything Japanese… They should be seen as a broken girl who can’t trust or love any other people, because even her parents sold her off and everyone around her only like her because she’s Miley Cyrus..you know so sad, but these dogs will never leave her side, they’ll protect her, because that’s just what dogs do… And I think the most interesting thing about these dogs, is the shit they’ve seen her insert in her pussy…I am sure some of those things have been legendary… Be$$$$$t morninnnnn kissssiezzzzz ???? A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Aug 22, 2015 at 9:29am PDT Here are some pics of her naked in bed – and pre-shower because you care… The post Miley Cyrus Dog Sex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid took her Jonas brother for a walk, because the Jonas brothers are little bitches, even though I heard they were with other girls just 3 weeks ago in Vegas, making me assume this is just for show, she’s the biggest thing right now – so it is another stamp of him not being gay…even though he seems pretty fucking gay…how can he not be gay…oh right cuz the only dude he fucks is his brother and that gay suddenly becomes incest…. That said…Gigi’s father is rumored to be rich as fuck…so I guess for a Jonas brother, someone she probably fucked her hairbrush to when she was 12, it means she’s not out for his money…but rather just a rich kid groupie out for his dick… Here she is demonstrating how her parents trained her to ride dick proper… A video posted by Gigi Hadid (@gigihadid) on Aug 18, 2015 at 8:38pm PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid Street Walking With Her Jonas Brother and Possible Sweaty Armpits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily Ratajkowski, the tits from the blurred line videos, decided to show off her fake tits at the premiere of her movie named after a Daft Punk song, which I guess is based on the breaking point where EDM broke through to the mainstream and all the top 40 dancing frat boys and their sorority sisters….turned into pill popping ravers….something I unfortunately saw happening, not because I was huge into the EDM scene, I just appreciated the electronic music, crackhead scene before it became a keg stand party, with bros having overdoses…. That said….I guess Emily Rat plays a DJ whore, or Groupie, which is a stretch for her… Because she didn’t get her career by fucking Kanye, Ben Affleck or David Fincher…or even the casting dude at the Blurred lines video that made her…there’s no way she would do something like that…she’s just a natural fake titty talent who’s made it on her own….in this hard world…filled with hotter and more talented girls than her…. That said….I think it’s funny that all the raver kids I know in LA are actually going to the premiere, like this is a glimpse into their party days, starring Zac Effron…by a dude who probably never partied but say that DJs are the new rockstar so it makes sense… Just so many scams everywhere, but I still appreciate cleavage…I’m basic…if only all birds in the park had implants…would make throwing bread at them have more purpose.. Here’s more pics of her doing press for this cheese in another titty dress because tits are her friends.and she’s no one’s friend….unless you can help her get ahead. … CLICK HERE The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Tits Were in a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If seeing an old Julia Roberts in a wet suit is the hightlight of your day…you have a very sad existence…because even at Julia Roberts’ peak…I would have had no interest in seeing her in a wet suit…or even a bikini…that big bobble head and career that I don’t fully understand…would just distract me from her tits… I guess what I am saying is if Julia Roberts happened, possibly thanks to award winning brother Eric, anyone can be an overrated actress on the beach in her retirement, showing off menopause… That said, Julia Roberts in a wet suit is the highlight of my day… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post JUlia Roberts in a Wet Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Oh yeah…look at the monster Kardashian looking less and less like her tranny stepdad wants to look…you know big and burly, thanks to fitness plastic surgery, and waist training belts I am sure you can buy if you click one of their social media links, all posing with the young one in a bikini, in a series of photos, that attention whores love….for their instagram….and that I love…for the bikini pics…even if they should be anal sex videos. That’s the caliber of talent this is… Khloe and Kendall Kardashian and their hybrid Kylie…that I assume was created in the lab in the family’s basement next to their on-call plastic surgeon…to help perpetuate their existence…so that they never die off and keep on hitting us from other angles…marketed to new generations…Khloe to men who are into younger Caitlins, you know the kind of dudes who like being pegged by a monster with tits, while Kendall is the “fashion icon”…and “Kylie” is the young Kim, in the hip hop scene….it’s all so calculated…I’m excited for there to be a freak out…murder suicide when the pressure is just too much for one of them to handle…because they have over-used the media…made a lot of money…and it becomes a breeding ground for serious mental health issues… The funny thing in all this is that you know they think they are the Royal family of the USA….and USA think they are the Royal Family…because they are keeping themselves alive because of you… I guess I am part of the problem, not that anyone reads this site, but I’m a sucker for selfies that have been photoshopped, because why look at real things, when we can have vapid, fake, garbage…..like this..on their luxury bikini vacations… Garbage…I owuldn’t even want to fuck…but I want to fuck anything, it doesn’t even need to be alive…..not that they’d fuck me, obviously they wouldn’t fuck me, they think they are royalty and have so much money, because people are drawn to followers, and they will forever be celebrated by dudes wanting to fuck them…. This is so fucking cheesy….but not as cheesy as the secretions that drip out of their played out, banged out, pussies. The post Khloe and Kendall Kardashian in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Natalie Westling was porn in January 1997…. I originally read 1977…and I wrote this post thinking she was old…. It went a little somethng like … What the fuck is this Natalie Westling freak….not only is she a red head, with her super red head strength and pain threshold, thanks for being a demon….but she’s all almost 40 years old and looks like she’s 17…. But then I found out she’s barely 18….making me restructure this post to: What the fuck is this Natalie Westling freak….not only is she a red head, with her super red head strength and pain threshold, thanks for being a demon….but she’s all 18 years old and looks like she’s 17….and she’s showing her tits… Jared from Subway would love this shit…if only he read Vogue…instead of his go to “12 year Old Anal Queens”….or whatever the fuck those weirdos watch… Either way…I like this Natalie Westling…. The post Natalie Westling Topless for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
